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SKIING OR SEX

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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
So is skiing better than sex,
or is sex better than skiing?
Dec 13 2005 11:45PM
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Taydawg197
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 22
speaks the truth
Dec 14 2005 3:31PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
depends on who im having sex with.
Dec 14 2005 3:33PM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412
Skiing better than sex. No doubt
Dec 14 2005 3:34PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i have
Dec 14 2005 3:36PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
If you are drinking a dacquori while getting head the odds are close to 100% it is a guy sucking you off.
Dec 14 2005 3:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
head is head. doesnt matter if its from a guy or a girl. it would feel the same. just close your eyes and try not to touch the beard
Dec 14 2005 3:41PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
I just have sex with my skiis so its even.
Dec 14 2005 3:45PM
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windhamskibum
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 16
oh god, wrong in so many ways
Dec 14 2005 3:48PM
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truckerhucker
Posts: 656 - Karma: 32
skiing, skiing get s rid of all ur problems, sex causes problems

ski first then sex
Dec 14 2005 3:48PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
It ain't even a question. Sking's dope, but I'd much rather tap a piece of tail. People that say sking, well I'm sorry you either suck at it or just aint gettin a good piece.
Dec 14 2005 4:34PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
skiing, no risk of getting a disease.
Dec 14 2005 4:36PM
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chewy15
Posts: 674 - Karma: 60
if im without my girl and sex isn't happening for a few weeks then sex, but if my gf hooks me up when i need it, skiing is where ill be found
Dec 14 2005 4:42PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I sometimes wonder whats going on inside your head
Dec 14 2005 4:44PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
its tough.
Dec 14 2005 7:23PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
is this good sex or bad sex
Dec 14 2005 7:32PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
no doubt
Dec 14 2005 7:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
skiing that is like good sex... then sex... then possibly masturbaton
Dec 14 2005 7:51PM
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*T-Hobbs*
Posts: 718 - Karma: 193
I WOULD GIVE UP SEX IN A SECOND FOR SKIING. SKIING IS MY FIRST LOVE.....
Dec 14 2005 8:01PM
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freeskier44651
Posts: 325 - Karma: 10
i think mis slut slut has a thing for me ;)
Dec 15 2005 4:02PM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
how about sex in the gondola then ski down
Dec 15 2005 4:25PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
Miss twin tips, ur really weird... U post random shit, not that ur topics arent good but.... ur sooo serious about it "later gator" or i dont think so? u monitor ur threads and are... i guess u could say strict about the response u get... hahaha just thought id put that out there....
Dec 15 2005 4:46PM
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Annie.
Posts: 191 - Karma: 10
SKIiNG no doubt
Dec 15 2005 4:56PM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
well the snow lasts alot longer then sex, sooooo....
Dec 15 2005 7:23PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
"i'd leave a man in bed if the powder was good" (eh, i think i might have messed up that quote but its off the top of my head so w. ev) but yeah skiing before sex cause i dunno about u guys but i get tired after sex, jp
Dec 15 2005 7:36PM
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Riding_the_Peaks
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
Fuck sex.

Skiing all the way.

That crazy feeling you get just before you're about to huck a huge new hit. Kinda like psycho butterflys and a sick adrenaline rush at the same time with the music pumping in your ears maching down the tranny so into the snow and your boards. Then having it kick you out and just floating there that slow surreal state, just pumped, 30 feet up in the air throwin your craze.

Or having your legs burn after that mellow powder run. Ripping down a gnar powder line floating down the run at a hundred miles an hour with snow spraying everywhere, a blanket of champagne pow. When you've found your rythm and are linking a perfect line any bad karma and stress is left on the slope.
Dec 15 2005 8:16PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
ha, i like that one
Dec 15 2005 8:27PM
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Dirac
Posts: 1304 - Karma: 335
fuck, i havent even had sex. maybe i shouldn't be skiing and on newschoolers so much, maybe then i could get laid.
Dec 15 2005 8:45PM
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Dirac
Posts: 1304 - Karma: 335
^i was just dreaming. its never gonna happen
Dec 15 2005 8:45PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
me and pep go on an urban adventure all day. then i come home to a steak dinner and me and sara burke make sweet sweet love all night long
Dec 15 2005 9:05PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
i think it depends like if whistler just got 4 feet of fresh dry pow obv. skiing but if its like a shitty mountain with hard packed granular... sex duh
Dec 15 2005 9:06PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
it all depends on the weather. sick pow pow over pink pussay anyday. but shitty groomers and shit sex most likeley. unless its super sunny and nice and ive got lots of pot to smoke
Dec 15 2005 9:17PM
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*--Caliber--*
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
seriosuly just do both
Dec 15 2005 9:18PM
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LDowney
Posts: 737 - Karma: 283
I did make your mom, sister, and girl get wet at the same time though.

And remember that "Mid Mountain Rapist" scandal a few years back? Yeah, that was Lateralis.
Dec 15 2005 9:25PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
there was this like same thread last x games.
Dec 15 2005 9:40PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
ok enough, first of all skiing is the best thing in the world, but sex is the best thing on earth.
ahhahahaha
come to think of it i think this thread has gotten about a 50/50 result
ask me i think one is just as good as the other
let it snow , let it snow, ...
tis the season to be jolly
and i dont mean xmas, but ski season...
Dec 15 2005 11:33PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I would rather ski, and the times when I've had the choice of hanging with a girl, ro skiing... I've always choosen skiing.

It took awhile for my last girlfriend to get the idea that nothing came before skiing in my life, except for family.
Dec 15 2005 11:37PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
It really depends, I'll never again have a girlfriend that doesn't ski, cause I'll always choose skiing over spending time with her...which leads to no sex.

But, the conditions, of both the girl and skiing are the variables. If it's a sweet powder day, skiing is the choice I'll make, but I'd take a day of sex over a day of skiing crud anytime.
Dec 16 2005 1:59AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
your alias sucks
Dec 16 2005 2:30AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
huh i didnt even know it was an alias... you tricky bastard
Dec 16 2005 2:36AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I know all
Dec 16 2005 2:36AM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
now I like skiing just as much as any other gal...two sleek, long, hard, tipped wood planks to plant myself on and ride until my legs give out...just gives me shivers.

but a lubed cock feels alot better in the tang than a sharp edged, waxed prophet.
Dec 16 2005 3:29AM
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JackieTreehorn
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
ski, sex, ski, sex...repeat cycle
Dec 16 2005 9:55AM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
my gf said she'd leave me if i went skiing.. damn i miss her
Dec 16 2005 11:21AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
one time some kid told me "go have sex with your skis" and he was serious cause he was mad and i simply said "ok" haha he thought he was wicked funny
Dec 16 2005 11:24AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
Sick.
Dec 16 2005 5:00PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
skiing, cus powder can be orgasmic and you cant get diseases
Dec 16 2005 5:01PM
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Scoszko
Posts: 508 - Karma: 11
hahaha that would be interesting
Dec 16 2005 5:50PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I get HEAD, when I ski...
Dec 16 2005 7:18PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
THAT was fucking original
Dec 16 2005 7:27PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
I would definetly go with sex.
Dec 16 2005 7:30PM
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