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How r the seth pistols?

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GorbiGap
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anyone tried em, how are they weight wise? on groomers, pow? park?
Jan 2 2003 7:01PM
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schlonginator
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haven't skied them but they are a fucking massive ski. Probably no good on groomers and park unlesss you're super fat with a 180lbs penis. They are heaps wider than the Pocket Rocket.




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Jan 2 2003 7:46PM
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l_KeViN_l
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I like the rivet dort of idea to prevent delaming


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Jan 2 2003 8:14PM
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eastvailhucker
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I have been skiing mine close to 2 weeks now and I must say they are the bomb.

They blow through crud and Pow like it ain't no thing.

On groomers , who skis groomers...just kiddin' they are a big ski.

I mounted mine 1.5 cm back off the boot sole...loved it the steeps and the pow but it was tough in other conditions...so I moved it back to boot sole and its $$$$

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Jan 2 2003 8:39PM
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Co-Flow
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word on the street is they are super soft though

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Jan 2 2003 8:58PM
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i would want something soft over something to stiff (skis that is)

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Jan 2 2003 9:12PM
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Skifree737
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hey, i have a 180 pound penis, should i buy a pair?
Jan 2 2003 9:25PM
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Sammy69
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
iwonder how a ski like that would cope on rails
Jan 2 2003 11:18PM
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Gutt
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Seth has been slaying rails on them all season and last year too.
Jan 3 2003 1:53PM
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Skier711
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prolly no good in the east though
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Jan 3 2003 2:29PM
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mammothpunks
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the seth pistols are officially the sickest skis ever. ive been skiing mine all day and they kick ass on everything. steeps, crud, park, pipe, groomer, they kill it all. deffinatly not a east coast ski though. the tails are soft but thats good - they feel really nice landing off drops and such, and you can fuckin olley them unlike any other ski. they dont feel heavy in the air at all, just a little wide.


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Jan 3 2003 8:19PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
i love my pistols, those skis make any amount of powder their bitch, its great. groomers are pretty nice with the pistols, they ski better than you would guess. yeah they're soft, but you cant really tell it on the groomers. they ski rather similar to the pocket rocket. one thing with mine is that the topsheets right next to the sidewalls have chipped off in some places, exposing parts of the core...anyone else have this problem? i dont care abotu it, it just needs epoxy, but thats the only drawback i can see so far. get the pistols though, its about time a ski like this came along.
Jan 5 2003 2:24AM
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schlonginator
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Esactly how wide is the seth pistol?? i was under the inpression that it was a super wide ski made for big mountain and super deep powder. And because it is so wide and long it would be pretty much useless (or extremely awkward) on groomers and especially the park?? arn't they 190cm or somthing like that



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Jan 5 2003 8:31AM
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Omen
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The skis are simply sick. Get them while you can.
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Jan 5 2003 11:18AM
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mammothpunks
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128 - 98 - 118 i believe. i got the big ones 189s.
they tear it up at groomers. you just have to put pressure on them and the rail. they are soft at tip and tail but stiff in the middle, so they dont feel like noodles at all. only place they were kinda hard to ski are steep chutes once the snow is all hardpack, you have to throw them around a lot harder than a small ski but thats a given. they are at home hauling ass making big turns


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Jan 5 2003 4:13PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
the dimensions are 128-95-118. pretty big. i got the 179s, they work great for me. i like skiing more technical stuff though, so i didnt get the 189...the 179 is a little easier to maneuver through rock bands, etc. another plus is that it has some pretty beefy edges, which will help out becuase you wont have to worry about destroying your edge as quickly as you would normally. get this ski!
Jan 5 2003 10:12PM
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Rossiscratch
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im sure they would be fuckin dope in the pow. But once you get off the pow u would be fucked. There soooo soft, i think if you rode them in a park you would die cause there like rubber. Fuckin sick ski tho.




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Jan 5 2003 11:23PM
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mammothpunks
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they arnt as soft as you think - put the ski at a 10 degree angle to the floor and then flex it - youll see its stiff then. if you flex it when its up verticle your really only feeling all the flex in the tip and tail, not the whole ski. they have a wierd flex pattern but it works good (unless you get into icy bumps. not an east coast ski)


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Jan 6 2003 4:02AM
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Concord
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How much do the seth pistol cost.
Jan 6 2003 11:53PM
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Whistlermann
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seth pistols and public enemys both feel soft when you flex em' but actually they're stiff enough in the middle to be okay.... still though, it's designed to ski waist deep pow in Alaska, don't claim it rips up the park... you stoopid
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Jan 7 2003 4:56AM
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mammothpunks
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dont talk shit about a ski you have never ridden


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Jan 7 2003 12:48PM
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UpDawg
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word to that...this ski DOMINATES on hardpack...you may think that im just trying to make it sound like a good ski, but im serious. i can carve the hell out of these things, and they hold like no other. i'd prefer riding these on groomers over a pair of salomon Pilot skis, another great carving ski. as far as jumps...the landings on these are pretty forgiving, due to the soft tip and tail, landing switch is pretty easy with them, though not the best. i love this ski...and yes, do not talk shit about a ski you have never ridden..i would ride these over an actual 'park' ski anyday
Jan 7 2003 10:30PM
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VC
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Is the longest they make it a 189? I ski G41's that are 198 and I need a new pair of skis, I don't think I'd be able to deal w/ a short pair of skis like that.
Jan 8 2003 3:27PM
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mammothpunks
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i have the 189s and they are nice. the width more than makes up for the shortness


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Jan 8 2003 3:50PM
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Sammy69
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what length do they come in?
Jan 8 2003 5:11PM
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Mahre
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ummm...ive never ridden them...i do have them though...but id way rather ride public enemies in the park.

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Jan 8 2003 9:44PM
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mmm4twintips
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i have the 179 and have been riding them up at mammoth the last 4 days and they rip.

I mounted mine 2 back mainly for pow and i was skiing them in the park and they were great increadibly light weight it was all right on the groomed stuff as long as you roll them not a ski for the ice.

i had a little difficulty in the pipe with them but i am not that good in the pipe to begin with.

no problems whatsoever on the rails either rails become easier with wider skis.

Overall they kick ASS
Jan 9 2003 2:39AM
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whodat
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Get all the stats right from the source:

http://www.SethPistol.com
Jan 9 2003 3:51PM
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