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Ali G's science lesson of the day

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t-man152
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"I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries."
-Ali G
Dec 12 2005 11:23PM
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fizzlefry
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hahahahahaahahha oh shit im acutially laughing.
Dec 12 2005 11:46PM
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00000000
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t-man you barely ever post anymore! whats going on?!
Dec 12 2005 11:47PM
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t-man152
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I didnt have the internet for a while. im back now though
Dec 12 2005 11:48PM
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brogilvie
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Ali G is a smart man. I swear. My favorite line was this one:
"Americans have been known for inventing some of the best things in the word: McDonalds, Gangstaa Rap, Spaghetti, and swimming".

There is so many more, I could go on forwver.
Dec 13 2005 6:25PM
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park-n-pow
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The all time best was "I mean if she's got fluff on the muff the she's old enough right?"
Dec 13 2005 6:29PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
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" jus cuz hes a honkey, don't mean he can't be hung like a donkey, right ?"
Dec 13 2005 6:30PM
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Ruski
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ali g is brilliant, his word is final
Dec 13 2005 6:44PM
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KingShit
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The funniest song ever...

Here is a link for everyone who want's to see it...

http://inhonor.net/videos/uped/fl_video.php?f_num=92500



Lyrics - In my country there is problem

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)


Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back


Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)


Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
Dec 13 2005 6:55PM
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papoose
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ali g sucks my wiener
Dec 13 2005 7:24PM
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sconniestyle
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the best part of that is the people in the crowd at the bar that are all pumped up. that whole sketch is great, i love when he is in nashville meeting that old country dude, and he wants to know how to write a country song about his sister, who was voted "best sex in mouth, number 2 in all country" if you see the episodes on dvd season 2, look for borat goes hunting. best thing he has ever done.
Dec 13 2005 7:35PM
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Forum*
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Hahahaha
Dec 13 2005 7:42PM
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KingShit
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Owner- Do you have any jews in your country?

Borat - The one with big nose who like money?

I couldn't believe what the owner of the ranch was saying about the jews.
Dec 14 2005 12:47PM
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Elife
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funniest shit ever
Dec 14 2005 4:46PM
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Head69
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where would be without anyone ali g? nowhere.
Dec 14 2005 4:47PM
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jonsimpson
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You know he graduated from Cambridge Uni? (the UK version of harvard)
Dec 14 2005 4:58PM
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B.O.B
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really? I wouldnt have that as my first guess
Dec 14 2005 5:00PM
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STAUSS
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he is brilliant.
Dec 14 2005 5:22PM
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sconniestyle
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or the part where the owner is talking about how hitler had some good ideas and how he wishes they could hunt jews. but the funnies part is his mule deer dance in his underpants.
Dec 14 2005 5:30PM
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KingShit
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hahaha shit is hillarious, also a good but long video is this.

Ali G Harvard Commencement Speech

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2653662?htv=12
Dec 14 2005 5:45PM
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~Cork_1080~
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haha didnt u gust go on the internet at work?
Dec 14 2005 6:00PM
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sconniestyle
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i just cant understand how harvard allowed that to happen? the amount of money that was spent on each of those graduates, and the amount of distinguished alumni from there, and ali g is the commencement speaker. that is fucking classic.
Dec 16 2005 2:29PM
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