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Talking to chicks on ns

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Triple11
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well, there's this chick i like. but i've never met her before. i've seen her on here once in a while, but never gotten the balls to say anything. how do u guys approach chicks on ns. are there any secret moves i should put on her or what? she lives kinda far away too (like 1000 miles), but i think i could make this work. i need some advice before talking to her though. help a brotha out!
Dec 12 2005 8:42PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
you my freind...are a fucking idiot
Dec 12 2005 8:43PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
just be like "yo i want to bonedogg it"
Dec 12 2005 8:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
never talked to any girls on ns so i wouldnt know
Dec 12 2005 8:44PM
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sneather
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uhh i thought u were with Mary
Dec 12 2005 8:44PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
tell her you know Jeff Kiesel.
Dec 12 2005 8:45PM
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Triple11
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that's so different... and keep that on the hush hush... cmono dude
Dec 12 2005 8:45PM
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Gnarshred
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this is a joke, no?
Dec 12 2005 8:45PM
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jibjim
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more like, the mods removed all the girls from lats members lists for there own saftey
Dec 12 2005 8:45PM
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Triple11
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who's jeffrey kiessel... the name does kind of ooze mack daddy, but i just hope its not some loser
Dec 12 2005 8:45PM
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eheath
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wow dude u are gay.
Dec 12 2005 8:46PM
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JONNYZ
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Jeff is a ladies man who knows all the moves.
Dec 12 2005 8:46PM
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MitchPee
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ahahahaha
Dec 12 2005 8:46PM
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Snowcase
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HAHAHAHA sorry but this made my day
Dec 12 2005 8:47PM
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Triple11
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im getting the sense jeffrey kiesel is gay or somethign?
Dec 12 2005 8:47PM
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lalalalaura
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well uh,the popular things to say, seem to be something along the lines of :
"you ski? that's hot, let's have sex"
or
"hey, let's bone"
"fuck, i love ski chicks, let's bone"
"i like your username, let's bone"
or just a good ol'
"hey, want to give me head?"


well, that seems to be what all the cool kids do anyways...
Dec 12 2005 8:47PM
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Ruski
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liar liar pants on fire
Dec 12 2005 8:47PM
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Triple11
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hi laura, Im Kris Kompressor. how are you today? do you ski? where? wanna bone?

how was that?
Dec 12 2005 8:48PM
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JONNYZ
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this is how...^ hey lets fuck bitch!!
Dec 12 2005 8:49PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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haha!
Dec 12 2005 8:49PM
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Triple11
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ok i'll try it out and post the responses
Dec 12 2005 8:49PM
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sneather
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oh ok my bad
Dec 12 2005 8:50PM
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Lateralis
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ahhaha whoa whoa whoa hold the phone girl
Dec 12 2005 8:50PM
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lalalalaura
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That's actually one of the better ones, I must say. And is your last name actually Kompressor? because you should seriously consider a career in adult films...
Dec 12 2005 8:52PM
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Triple11
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hahah yeah baby
Dec 12 2005 8:53PM
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Whitehead
Posts: 285 - Karma: 16
hahaha i would really like to hear how this turns out! NS is my entertainment for the day
Dec 12 2005 8:53PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
no, completely wrong. Jeff is a NS legend. He's a super dope guy (online AND in real life), and pretty much, if you're a skier, you know his name. Chicks want to be with him, bros want to just be him. Saying you know him is like saying you are bros with prince (at least how that would've been back in the 90s).
Dec 12 2005 8:54PM
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sneather
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haha ya what a great last name
Dec 12 2005 8:54PM
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Triple11
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where can i find this Jeffrey Kiesel character.... i wanna have a lil chat with him...


and so far only 1 chick has responded. damn their idleness
Dec 12 2005 8:56PM
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marsland
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jksl
Dec 12 2005 8:56PM
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Ruski
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you've def. pmed me and asked me how old i was :p
Dec 12 2005 8:57PM
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sneather
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actually 3 have responded in this thread but only one has actually answered your question
Dec 12 2005 8:57PM
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Melvs
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and if any girls want to cyber, message Bons. He's a real ladies man and LOVES the online cybering.
Dec 12 2005 8:58PM
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marsland
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how old are you?
Dec 12 2005 8:59PM
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Triple11
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woah! easy man! i gotta learn how to talk to chicks before ppl go and have e-sex and get off on the keyboards... here's my first convo... someone give me some pointers (read from bottom to top)


Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:57:12 - (read)
Triple11* --> Charb*
hahaha nice... wanna get drunk together some time?

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:56:11 - (read)
Charb* --> Triple11*
hahaha... we were pretty drunk.

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:54:54 - (read)
Triple11* --> Charb*
i was lookin at ur pics... pretty hott

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:54:07 - (read)
Charb* --> Triple11*
hey

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:52:30 - (read)
Triple11* --> Charb*
hey
Dec 12 2005 8:59PM
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JONNYZ
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^hahahah classic
Dec 12 2005 9:00PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
sweet 16, what now
Dec 12 2005 9:01PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
bonedogg itttttttt
Dec 12 2005 9:02PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
There's always the 'I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail' line.

Classic. Especially if you and her build terrain park features. Think of the possiblities!
Dec 12 2005 9:02PM
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CBROOKS
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they will fall in love with you within nano seconds of the L rolling of your lips
Dec 12 2005 9:02PM
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sneather
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haha nice one dude
Dec 12 2005 9:02PM
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Mattman
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haha Lat, classic move
Dec 12 2005 9:04PM
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Triple11
Posts: 698 - Karma: 10
2nd convo (read from bottom to top)



Date Sent: December 12 2005 21:02:19 - (read)
Triple11* --> rachael575*
cmon!!!

i promise you the dick, the whole dick, and nothing but the dick so help me god... unless you want some face :)


Date Sent: December 12 2005 21:01:34 - (read)
rachael575* --> Triple11*
oh well in that case.... naaaaa

Date Sent: December 12 2005 21:00:21 - (read)
Triple11* --> rachael575*
why not? if you get drunk or take a lil pill im gonna give you you won't rememver a thing... then again u might wanna...

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:59:13 - (read)
rachael575* --> Triple11*
ah..... no thank you

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:57:20 - (read)
Triple11* --> rachael575*
wanna bang?

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:56:26 - (read)
rachael575* --> Triple11*
lol..... thanks

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:56:11 - (read)
Triple11* --> rachael575*
ur hot

Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:55:37 - (read)
rachael575* --> Triple11*
whassup


Date Sent: December 12 2005 20:54:05 - (read)
Triple11* --> rachael575*
hey
Dec 12 2005 9:05PM
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Lax_Bro40
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i hope this is a joke
Dec 12 2005 9:06PM
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Triple11
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i think its getting better!
Dec 12 2005 9:06PM
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sKILOve07
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haha too funny

what's so hard about acting smooth on the internet its not like you have to show any emotion or look sincere, just go for it... unless you completely have no game, then i advise you to hire a gay guy and get game
Dec 12 2005 9:07PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
keep trying, your getting better
Dec 12 2005 9:08PM
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JONNYZ
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^ you cyber tapped it yet
Dec 12 2005 9:08PM
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Triple11
Posts: 698 - Karma: 10
i tried to kinda play my way on this one... no worky:



Triple11* --> SLTsnowgrl*$
i made a song for you... i didn't edit it, so its a little risque... im thinkin of selling the rights to it to the Ying Yang twins, but im not sure if im gonna do it or not... wat u think????

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up





[verse 2]

You fine, but i aint gone sweat ya
See i wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil ? to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when i'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)
Dec 12 2005 9:09PM
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crooks
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PHIL!!!!!
Dec 12 2005 9:10PM
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President
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hahahaha
Dec 12 2005 9:11PM
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