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Chuck Norris?? WTF mate

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loveLINEloveLIFE
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ok, i know its funny, but where did all of this chuck norris worshipping come from? if i remember right, his show sucks so much ass that it makes me poop when i watch it. anyone care to defend themselves on this?
Dec 10 2005 5:27PM
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Ski-hobo
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its just one of those things where people attach themselves to complete loosers.
Chuck Norris show is so bad and his acting sucks people think its cool

Just for the record, Chuck Norris was world champ back in the day
Dec 10 2005 5:29PM
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skiforass
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http://chucky.ytmnd.com/
Dec 10 2005 5:40PM
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Shaggy
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well, people call me Chuck Norris, cause i'm just that badass. they've been calling me that for a while now, I'm not sure why people have been obsessing about it as of late.
Dec 10 2005 5:44PM
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$tezzyStu
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he's kinda like napleon dynamite, except if you back talk him or rhyme to him he'll round-house kick you to the face
Dec 10 2005 5:55PM
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Irotate360
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i think it started from the movie dodgeball. the almighty gave his thumbs up for the deciding vote to let avg. joes play in the championship.
Dec 10 2005 6:12PM
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wrenegade
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that and the walker texas ranger lever on Conan.
Dec 10 2005 7:48PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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i used to watch the texas ranger show when i was like 4
Dec 10 2005 7:50PM
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B.O.B
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Dont Fuck with Chuck

Its that simple
Dec 10 2005 7:51PM
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Shaggy
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I watched Walker religiously every Saturday night at 10 PM after a long day of skiing. it was the only channel we got.

I loved the Walker Texas Ranger Lever on Conan, my personal faviorate was the clip of everyone standing around laughing, then close up of the kid's face saying "I have aids"
Dec 10 2005 8:39PM
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Harumpher
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www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Dec 10 2005 9:00PM
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timmi
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he is so uncool that he is cool. everyone knows people like that. people that are so uncool people just like them.
Dec 10 2005 9:20PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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thats so true
Dec 10 2005 9:23PM
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freiker
Posts: 146 - Karma: 10
MY DOGS PENIS COULD BEAT UP CHUCK NORRIS
Dec 10 2005 10:39PM
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linemaverick16
Posts: 534 - Karma: 10
I'm with you I have no clue whats up with all of this worshipping
Dec 10 2005 10:42PM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
http://www.ozskier.com/blog/2005/11/30-things-you-didnt-know-about-chuck.html

Welcome to the world that is MMP. My alternative and sometimes offensive comedy site.
Dec 11 2005 12:15AM
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wdbo.
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he's a racist sonofabitch
Dec 11 2005 12:16AM
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Elife
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bad acting makes you poop? wtf
Dec 11 2005 12:17AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Chuck Norris is not a racist, if he was here he would roundhouse kick you to the face.
Dec 11 2005 12:22AM
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Onskis1111
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting. The word hunting hints at failure, Chuck Norris does not fail. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Dec 11 2005 12:17PM
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