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Items jacked from your school

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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
At my school, people steal really random shit;

-4 huge blown speakers
-a complete drumset (it was a son+father team, the son broke into the school, the dad drove the get-away car)
-sex brochures
-laptop(s)
-computer speakers
-keyboards

what's been "borrowed" from your school that was out of the norm?
Dec 9 2005 9:18PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
damn son where do u live
Dec 9 2005 9:18PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
seriously - father son team. like wtf. that shit is messed.lol
Dec 9 2005 9:20PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Somebody took the balls out of the mice in our IMC. I know that sounded kinda weird, but the librarian totally flipped.
Dec 9 2005 9:33PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
thats cause shes a librarian and they flip over everything
Dec 9 2005 9:34PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
we had a fire drill in september and someone walked out with a computer. like not the screen, just the motherboard or w/e it is.
Dec 9 2005 10:07PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I remember a kid had his swimsuit stolen one day, that was kind of weird.
Dec 9 2005 10:08PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
Someone stole laptops from my brother's special needs learning class. Like honesly howlow can you go!
Dec 9 2005 10:09PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
that father son thing was not expected
Dec 9 2005 10:09PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
for some reason when I read that I thought you meant like actual mice, and someone stole their testicles
Dec 9 2005 10:41PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
I jacked the sign from the front of our school. I now use it as a down rail
Dec 9 2005 10:44PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
we stole a teacher. shes still in my basement.
Dec 9 2005 10:44PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
Click for larger image

here it is set up as a ride-on for a snowskate
Dec 9 2005 10:45PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
somebody stole my driver ed teachers car...well not really stole it..but they moved it to another parking lot across the street...it was a 4 man team and it was a geo metro.....the teacher deserved it
Dec 9 2005 10:46PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
we always gank shit from the senior lockers because they thing that they are so big and bad so they don't lock them
Dec 9 2005 11:00PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
we did something like that too, but i know the teachers girl friend and she gave me a key so we unlocked his car and moved it into the front of the school into a fire lane, and had the principal annoce the car in the fire lane. He thought it was pretty funny
Dec 10 2005 1:54AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
good ole' vending machine heists, good times until the school got smart after the 4th time and reinforced them. But we still do the occaisionaly kitchen room jacking if the oppurtunity is there.
Dec 10 2005 2:08AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
haha acid seemed popular...who the FUCK would dump it on a kid tho...like serisouly
Dec 10 2005 2:26AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
someone super glued toothpicks into EVERY SINGLE LOCK at our school.
we would steal backpacks full of food every single day from the financially challenged cafeteria. it was government funded so fuck them and the stupid ass mexicans who got free food every day for being "latino"
Dec 10 2005 2:34AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
bongoes, a djembe, congas, several sets of drumsticks, a PA that we borrowed and still have 3 years later, some mic stands and mics that people left at battle of the bands, computer speakers
Dec 10 2005 2:39AM
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jibut720
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
i stole a 15 inch Sub from the auditorium it was in the box still... just kinda extra... I put it in my car its pretty bad ass...
Dec 10 2005 2:57AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
somebody stole all the money for our school formal afterparty (it turned out to be about $10,000) so they searched everyones lockers, in the process finding a bong, the schools original adobe creative suite disc (bear in mind they cost nearly $2000) and the hermaphrodite video that went "missing" from the science dept.
Dec 10 2005 8:08AM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
yeah dude librarians do flip over everything
and they are usually short and fat
Dec 10 2005 8:51AM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
yep,^ the librarian in my school walks around like a penguin. Kids totally abuse her, she deserves it
Dec 10 2005 10:49AM
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JoakimHayland
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 43
Someone has stolen around 25-30 computers from my school in less then a 3 mounths
Dec 10 2005 10:58AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
my friedn stole-
A large clock
A caution wet floor sign
A desk, yes a whole desk, the kind with the chair attached
A teacher's spinny desk chair
keyboards, mice, speakers ect
Brooms
Text books
A lot of other shit that i dont remember.
Dec 10 2005 5:34PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
people steel liek the 200 dollar scales from teh science department cause there dope for weighing shit(cough couhg) and some kid stole a big chunk of franscium, anyone in chemestry know when this shit interacts with water its like more powerful than dinomite.

but ya the kid threw it off a bridge, appearently there was a pretty huge explosion
Dec 10 2005 5:42PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
people steal the balls out of the bottom of a computer mouse
Dec 10 2005 5:53PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
I used to take copies of books I liked. I'd just "forget" mine one day, get a second copy, take it home, and return one of them. They were old and ratty, but I got my copy.
Dec 10 2005 6:01PM
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Chubby.Chaser
Posts: 2926 - Karma: 15
portable classroom

actually it just got burned down
Dec 10 2005 6:05PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
I was at my old elementary school a year ago working at the ski and skate sale, closing it down, so I went into the attic to put some hangers away and I saw two brand new, still taped in the box, apple ibooks. the good ones, I wanted to take one so so so bad, would of been so easy. But I didn't.
Dec 10 2005 6:12PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
my friend stole a triple beam balance
Dec 10 2005 6:14PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
in 9th grade my clothes got jacked from my gym locker while was in gym class. i had to wear my gym clothes around for the last period of the day
Dec 10 2005 8:41PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
i stole an erlenmyer flask and a test tube with the hopes of making a sweet water bong but my dreams were shot down when i took a torch to the flask and realized that pyrex does, in fact, not melt.
Dec 10 2005 8:48PM
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B.O.B
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 10
People always steel stuff from gym lockers
3 days ago, one person got an ipod stolen, and another person got 60 bux stolen
Dec 10 2005 8:51PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
haha gank their stuff, like get a 3v1 while they are creepin in the left lane and triple stun em. SUPA GANKED!
Dec 10 2005 9:09PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
haha me 2
Dec 10 2005 9:12PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
ummm, how did he manage that? as soon as u expose it to air there's probably enough water to blow it up. i don't think that ur school had a big chunk of francium.... potassium maybe.
Dec 10 2005 9:16PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
ur bro's is in the 'special class's'?no offense just wondering
Dec 10 2005 9:16PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
wondering the smae theing.
Dec 10 2005 9:18PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
We stole about 100 things and stuffed them in a locker, they did not find it until summer and their was food in it
Dec 10 2005 9:20PM
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siver-cartel
Posts: 281 - Karma: 104
i got my fucking shoes stolen once
my brother teard a electricity panal from school. with is friend he broke the cafeteria gate and took chip chocolate bars he had fucking chip for 2 month
i stole a case of power rade from the supply room . in the lab there so much thing that wee steal my friend got 600 wood match package in math i stole the answer booklet :P and sell copy of exam for 5 bucks ahahaha the shitiest thing that happens at our schoole poeple take their belts and attach it around the locker and they pull hard so the lock brake and they dteal everything in your locker
Dec 10 2005 9:30PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
in middle school i would have this other kid steal 2 liters of soda out of the teachers room.
Dec 10 2005 10:03PM
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freiker
Posts: 146 - Karma: 10
MY FRIEND ski soldier once stole a flower vase, and a drill bit. i stole 40 packages of gold craYONS
Dec 10 2005 10:16PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
every thing gets stolen.
-some kid glued our band class's door shut -so we had to have class in the ampitheter.
-someone shit on a teachers doorstep. -someone smothered shit on a teachers door.
-ipods (mine was actually stolen but i got it back cuz i had one of those signature things.)
-computers
everything.
Dec 10 2005 10:26PM
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1080_grinder
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 10
this kid took a snake from science, he just put it in his jacket or something and everybody always take the balls out of the computer mouses in the IMC
Dec 10 2005 11:16PM
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1080_grinder
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 10
you should have seen andrew hunt on friday, he took the ball out of the mouse and throw it across the room at the lady, she thought it was me because i was laughing so hard
Dec 10 2005 11:18PM
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aprailey
Posts: 234 - Karma: 13
in my school the "wiggers" steal money for weed out of ppls pockets in the locker room while everyone is in gym class... the sad part they smoke complete shwagg
Dec 10 2005 11:30PM
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1080_grinder
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 10
theirs a lot of people like that in my school
Dec 10 2005 11:35PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
i can go down low
Dec 10 2005 11:49PM
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