THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO GANGSTA HIP-HOP URBAN COMBAT

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Before i begin, i cannot take credit for this. but i thought it would be worthy of reproducing rather then giving a link.

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Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.

Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!

Great stance

The "bring your buddy along" firing stance

Break Yo SELF

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!

Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup

Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of combat assault.

The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!

This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.

Dec 9 2005 2:20AM

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whattheshit

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While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.

This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".

And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!

Dec 9 2005 2:22AM

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KeegLove

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hahahahaha that is soo SIC'!

Dec 9 2005 2:24AM

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whattheshit

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Dec 9 2005 2:26AM

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SchweitzerSki

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50's got nothing on these G's

Dec 9 2005 2:29AM

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TheStamos

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Im glad you think civil war and people dying is super funny. Your all a big bunch of assholes. That life is hell for them ever think of that? You think they choose to do that shit, that war has been going on soo long they dont know what regular life is because they grew up in that enviorment. I hope you all die of prostate cancer, even the dumb bitch above me. I hope she grows one then dies, Fuck off.

Dec 9 2005 2:33AM

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freezed

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he is literally holding a featherduster.

Dec 9 2005 2:47AM

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Lord_Piot

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this is the reason white people rule the world, they dont even know how to fight.

Dec 9 2005 2:50AM

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whattheshit

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http://donate.ifrc.org/

Dec 9 2005 2:52AM

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amlowenstein

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to anyone who laughs at this post and sees it only as personal ammusement, think about what you're doing. like calskierX says, no one chooses or wants to live like that. every day is a struggle for survival for the people mocked in these photos. you think you live in hell because you have too much homework or because to cant go skiing because there's no snow? they truly live in hell, and every day of their life is worse than any day most of us will probably ever experience. these people are fighting for survival on a daily basis, so think about that next time you post something like this or laugh at it. your life is a dream to them. act like you deserve it, because those of you who find this "definitive guide to being an ignorant asshole" amusing definitely don't.

Dec 9 2005 3:08AM

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JoeTheRipper

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What is humorous about this, and lord piot you might be the most racist person I have ever been around

Dec 9 2005 3:25AM

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redpointist

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^ you have to admit that the way some of them are firing the guns is hilarious....

Dec 9 2005 3:40AM

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the point of this is thread is the way they hold their weapons. nothing more nothing less.

yea its a shame. its also a damn shame that 18 americans were killed in somalia (known as black hawk down) and many peacekeepers in rwanda trying to mediate the civil war. I am currently reading a book called 'Shaking Hands with the Devil' written by a Canadian general named Romeo Dallaire who was on a peace keeping mission during the genocides in Rwanada. It is a very sobering read.

so liberals can condemn this post for all i care, but if you do then here. donate something to help these people.

http://donate.ifrc.org/

our governments have tried, but it has only gone to the pockets of the presidents to fund their wars. on a lighter note if you don't believe me watch the beginning of 'Coming to America' if you can see past the humor of the movie and eddie murphys laugh you would realize this.

Dec 9 2005 3:48AM

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amlowenstein

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no, there is nothing even remotely funny about someone fighting for their life. don't try to excuse your sick amusement.

Dec 9 2005 3:48AM

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amlowenstein

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that was directed to redpointist

Dec 9 2005 3:49AM

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redpointist

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HAHA, youre truely a retard my friend. Youre taking a little joke on NS.com and trying to bash it with your political correctness. What the hell, its only talking about how funny it is that some people like to put counterproductive style into their shooting.

Ever heard of little comic relief? Go find Barbara Walters and enjoy trying to fist eachother's tight assholes, you fucking prick.

Dec 9 2005 4:31AM

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squeakywaffle

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owned.

The way these guys are firing their guns is funny. I'm a "liberal," and I still think so.

Everyone would probably be having a good laugh if these were iraqis... so what's the deal? If you guys aren't going to donate or do any actual good, just quit whining.

Dec 9 2005 5:14AM

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prophet

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if laughing is wrong, god shouldnt have invented crippled people

Dec 9 2005 5:48AM

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oakjewlery

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i'm allowed to laugh because i'm an ignorant american so its cool
hahhahaa

Dec 9 2005 7:19AM

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amlowenstein

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i'm not being politically correct. in fact, i that the idea of political correctness is one of the worst things to happen to this country. all im saying is have a heart--it's a pretty seriour issue.

Dec 9 2005 7:46AM

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hartig

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^wow just stop

Dec 9 2005 7:59AM

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amlowenstein

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probably a good idea. peace.

Dec 9 2005 8:28AM

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bermbuster49

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haaa, i found it humerous, not for the reasons you think. like do you really think 50 and all the rappers have been through this shit? they claim all this and then these guys are out there getting shot at every day with shit ass guns, fucking distroying, and i bet they could care less about thier album, 50 is a faggot.

Dec 9 2005 8:52AM

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Petey.

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dude, where the hell did u find those?

Dec 9 2005 9:21AM

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truckerhucker

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agreed
its not funny its horrific look at their faces they r completely fighting for their lives

Dec 9 2005 9:34AM

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Lord_Piot

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hahah liberia is made up of a bunch of slave rejects. they werent good enough to pick our cotton.

aids will solve their problem alot sooner then a 7.62mm round will.

Dec 9 2005 9:40AM

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invisman

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I bet all you rich white kids on here would hold a gun like that if you were fighting for your lives in the streets of Liberia. Oh wait, if you were in the streets of Liberia, you'd be dead already. And seriously, Lord_Piot, you are an ignorant, racist dickhead. Racism is not funny.

Dec 9 2005 10:36AM

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Call me what you want. This is the funniest thing I've read on here in days.

I'm sick of people trying to tell me what I can and cannot laugh at. I will laugh at what I want whether or not you want me to. Get over it. You aren't fixing the world by preaching to kids on an internet forum. Like whattheshit said, if you want to help the world - donate. Or better yet, join the peacekeepers and fix the problem yourself.

Laughter in many cases is a defense mechanism against something we cannot begin to comprehend such as mass killing for no cause. I'm sure all of you have whatched vids on ebaums world where a dude gets mangled and you laughed. It's natural, get over it.

Dec 9 2005 11:53AM

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Skipig25

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People aren't laughing because they think dying and civil war in third world countries is funny.
They're laughing cause that guy is wearing a class II PFD, and some guy is using a feather duster as a nightstick

Dec 9 2005 12:02PM

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JIB_NISSE

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some of those images look really played out, like the long amo one, lifevest, and feather duster.
but whatesoever those guys are true gangsters, selekta

Dec 9 2005 12:17PM

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midwest_rep

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hahah that was hilarious. I love the first 2 pictures the best.

Dec 9 2005 12:44PM

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and only rich-middle class white kids would laugh about that shit.

Dec 9 2005 1:28PM

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i think its funny, kiss my ass if you think im "sick"

Dec 9 2005 1:34PM

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Scottness

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ALL OF YOU BRAINWASHED, TOUCHY FEELY, SISSY, METRO, PANSY, LIBERALS SHUT UP. This is not a discussion on the civil unrest in Liberia, it was not intended to be. It is just meant to show the ghettoness of their fighting fashion. If you didn't laugh at the guy wearing a life vest, you need to go put a bullet in your head. That is funny stuff. The war behind it is not funny, but these pictures are. Besides, most of these pics are not of people "fighting for their lives" rather, they are people fighting for warlords who are taking people's lives.

Dec 9 2005 1:41PM

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jimmychung

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assholes

Dec 9 2005 3:40PM

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do us a favor and just keep your opinions to yourself.

Dec 9 2005 7:17PM

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Jack.

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funny stuff

Dec 9 2005 7:52PM

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my opinions are valid.

Dec 9 2005 8:46PM

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spin

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to you, im sure they are.

Dec 9 2005 8:54PM

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STAUSS

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that was definately a little wrong, but more funny

Dec 9 2005 10:01PM

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I'm not trying to preach, but your pretty immature if you find those pictures funny...

Dec 9 2005 10:16PM

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hahahhahaha
you have huge balls to say that because you know everyones goiing to flip

Dec 9 2005 11:09PM

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your all retarded and dont get lord piot

Dec 9 2005 11:13PM

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yo im anything but a rich white boy whos all liberal adn shiit.... as a matter of fact i dont even ski... but anyways...

that wig is fucking hilarious... those dudes must be smoking a lot of fucking dope... wtf is he thinking holding the gun like that above his head.... LOL

yo that dude with the lifevest is hilarious too... maybe he thinks it will slow down the bullet a little bit.... wow

over the head shooting stance... this post is funny ass hell... but i still feel for the people going through this... it's crazy out there people... laugh all you want but when you really look past all that shit u see in the pictures and begin to see that those are PEOPLE being captured on film its a whole other world out there my little sheltered suburban life friends..

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