Urban Excuses...

mski · 2005-12-08 23:13:06

We all now the school project excuse, what another good excuse people have used....also what other methods of stealth do you use when trying to elude the po po?

Matty.

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Just say you saw it on a TV commercial...I have seen urban rails done in a Coke ad before.

Dec 8 2005 11:15PM

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Genome

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would you rather i be blazing

Dec 8 2005 11:15PM

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.John.

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I usually decapitate the police officer with my ski, and then slay his partner with a ski pole.

Dec 8 2005 11:17PM

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freezed

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We claim to be doing a project for the local art gallery/college/museum, and it needs to be done TODAY, so we are on a time crunch.

Dec 8 2005 11:20PM

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ineedarealname

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say your shooting a high end movie and completely forgot to ask permission

Dec 8 2005 11:21PM

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R.Fahey

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the one time i was like "this is our healthy addiction." and the asshole CHIEF police guy was like "you call this healthy" so i got a ton with him and was like "well, we're not smoking pot, or cigarettes" . it was funny because he was smokin.

Dec 8 2005 11:22PM

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logange

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say "Ooh look a donut!", and run!

Dec 8 2005 11:25PM

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nothanks

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School project really is the only way to go.

Dec 20 2005 8:54AM

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wskibum176

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"its not your fucking rail!, so get the fuck out of here while i slay it."

Dec 20 2005 9:05AM

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thejackal1177

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Dont make it sound like a big deal when thery ask what the hell your doing be like "ohh nothing much just ya know hitting this rail"

Dec 20 2005 9:23AM

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VTskier3

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the doughnut approach does work my friends. i had packed like 6 people in my old 2 seater car...and a cop pulled me over. we had just picked up some krispy kream doughnuts and i offered him one. he took one and let me off.

Dec 20 2005 9:23AM

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LostCarKeys

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Ask him if he has any weed... Stay it you need it for a shot in the movie...

Dec 20 2005 9:34AM

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SkiingLlama

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Throw a rock at his car, then when he is not looking, sneek away.

Dec 20 2005 9:55AM

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levistewart

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bring a gun

Dec 20 2005 10:17AM

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hucker22

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i dont like the paint job on the rail, so i was going to sand it down with my ski and repaint it a diffrent color

Dec 20 2005 10:25AM

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Dan-Man

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I've seen thta commercial to

Dec 20 2005 10:47AM

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Phrosty

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all you need are permits, they are free and easy. cop[ rolls up, here's the permit piggy, now get the fuck out of here.

Dec 20 2005 11:23AM

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Ender

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permits from the buisness/property?
ill try hardwriting one in crayon

Dec 20 2005 12:16PM

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*T-Hobbs*

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HEHE- ops, like oh my god- i like totally didnt know what i was doing, hehe- i just saw it in the SSX on tour game and it looked fun, hehehehhehe

Dec 20 2005 1:29PM

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dweezileast

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THIS WORKS, I HAVE USED IT MANY TIMES!

tell the police officer that u had no idea that you were voilating any laws, and ask him to explain what you are doing wrong. if your lucky, he will rattle off stuff that may not apply to what you are doing, and if you can catch that, its a pretty good reality check for the cop

Dec 20 2005 1:58PM

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spyder1

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you could probably just talk to the buiness owner, and tell him what you have plans on doing, if he agrees, tell him you will write up a letter, saying if you get hurt, you cant sue them. Most likely they will agree and have two copies, one for them and one for you.

Dec 20 2005 11:41PM

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mark311

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yeah, thats definatly the best way to go.

and permits are fucking hard to get to ski/skate somewhere. VERY few places will issue a permit to destory their property. youre going to need $$$ and a damn good/valid reason.

Dec 21 2005 12:44AM

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spere

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just say that you were applying a weatherproof coating that had to be slid in order to activate the protective enzymes attached to the metal

Dec 21 2005 1:54AM

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knotbox

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pink taco is a funny word for vagina

Dec 21 2005 5:56AM

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djikstra

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Im suprised no one has said that " i got permission from Luke Johnson, the co-owner of the building....

Dec 21 2005 11:13AM

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DANETRON

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ya ya it is

Dec 21 2005 12:31PM

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hendrik.

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"I was kidnapped last year by aliens and they put a probe in my ass. If i dont slide this rail and recharge the probe, im gonna blow the fuck up, and your gonna go down with me."

Dec 21 2005 12:34PM

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