Replying to Tips for throwin a successful bash

i was reading the thread on parties and i thought it would be interesting to hear some advice from people who have thrown lots of successful parties.

generally when i throw a bash ill take any breakable/valuble shit and throw it in my parents room, and lock those doors.

run through your house with a video camera before everything starts up too, that way you can watch it the next day and see if you're missing shit or if anything is out of place (my mom tweaks if a vase is a foot out of place)

dont be a prick and kick people out at like 11 or 12, that just makes people angry, and they are more likely to fuck your house up.

if ur neighbours are crazy, buy them a bottle of wine or somethin and they wont give a damn

keggers = mad income