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Chuck Norris facts

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marley900
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Chuck Norris facts? If you have them post them here.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Dec 8 2005 4:57PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
fucking old and not funny
Dec 8 2005 4:58PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!!
Dec 8 2005 4:58PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
Chuck Norris uses the search bar, maybe you should too, bitch
Dec 8 2005 5:00PM
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marley900
Posts: 204 - Karma: 9
Right. I guess for you tools who stay on newschoolers all day nothing is new.
Dec 8 2005 5:01PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
go get aids and die you fucking bitch
Dec 8 2005 5:06PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
thats a bit harsh.. just get aids and live a long and painful life
Dec 8 2005 5:10PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
yes, thats better
Dec 8 2005 5:11PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
yeah you should post it
Dec 8 2005 5:12PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
found that sooo funny
Dec 8 2005 7:05PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
NOOB
Dec 8 2005 7:09PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
I kinda think his jaw bone/facial structures resemble the missing "link"
Dec 8 2005 7:24PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
Chuck Norris Disliikes Noobs. He roundhouse kick any that cross his path
Dec 8 2005 7:31PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
Chuck Norris is a gangsta. He likes to spit fire and throw down phat beats.
Dec 8 2005 7:46PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
chuck norris is mattwalker on NS. no joke
Dec 8 2005 8:06PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
chuck norris is cooler then u...NOOB
Dec 8 2005 8:08PM
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President
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dude...that was terrible
Dec 8 2005 8:13PM
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