Replying to Funniest thing i have seen/heard in my life

I was at the Milwaukee court house to pay for a speeding ticket i aquired going to a tangerine dream premiere. i was walking to the court house and i see this guy squatting like a baseball catcher with his coat over his head. i first laughed to myself because it looked funny. than i don't want him to see me looking at him so i look away and hear a watery substance hit the ground. i laughed and then looked. he was peeing on the ground. then i looked away and heard a "uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" sound and then smack. a turd hit the ground. By this point i was laughing out loud and i ran away. funniest thing i have ever seen.