I go this idea from the Jazz Skiing comparison.
Basically, compare skiing to broad type of object/thing/anything, and then describe what type of those things you are. wow that doesn't make sense,
example.
If skiing was cars i would be a hot rod; stylee, oldschool and fast.
If skiing was toast spreads i would be pinaple jam, exotic yet enjoyable.
it could be called the simile game.