Tips for passing a Drug Test

go to a drug store, and get a bottle of kill

hahaha, we go through this a lot on this site, drink lots of cranberry juice, thats supposed to help get rid of it, and the day of your test drink as much water as possible so that they can't tell what the hell is in your urine. they will probably make you do it again later but it gives you more time

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if you eat petrolium jelly aka vasalaline it will coat your system and only show what you've ingested after eating it.


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who is gonna eat petrollium jelly?
just drink around 2 gallons of water and take as many asperin as you can



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i heard that you can put like a few drops of bleach into the urine and it will nutrilize all the bad stuff, i dunno if that's right so don't kill me if it isn't......
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The last time I smoked was on the 8th so I should be ok but im probably going to still drink at least a gallon of water before the test.

eat lot's of stuff with poppy seed in it. your results might suggest you do opium but no one will believe you ($200 a gram is kinda expensive)it will also cause the other stuff to be neutalized a little bit more (so i've been told, not actually proven)

cranberry juice does'nt work. neither dowes drinking lots of water since it depends on your metabolic rate, the half life of thc, how many thc metabolites/cubic cc of urin the test uses to identify a positive(if its the EMIT, and what kinbd of test its going to be. if its the EMIT test then you might pass if your body breaks things down quickly if its the hair test or cg/ms kiss your job goodbye.

if you havent smoked since the 8th then its no big deal. Just don't do anything stupid until the test.

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lexhavoc water isnt to clean out your system it dilutes your piss and tests only detect thc to a certain point. And adding things like bleach into it does work but i cant say how much. I sprayed like a 1/3rd of a bottle of visine in and passed and drank tons of water. Its risky doing that cuase if you havent smoked since the 8th just drink water, if they catch you messing with it they will probrbaly fail you

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don't do drugs....mmmm.mkay!




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you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken' - Wiener

So weiner does this mean you have crusties up your ass?? Must be dried up cum flakes from your boyfriend's little pecker.

And whats the deal with 'hot man chicken' are you comparing your penis to a chicken? maybe the width of your cock is the size of a chicken's cock


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'lexhavoc water isnt to clean out your system it dilutes your piss and tests only detect thc to a certain point'

i did'nt say it cleaned out your system. and if they're using gc/ms then the cutoff is 15 ng/mL as opposed to 50 ng/mL with the EMIT. if its a gc/ms test even if you dilute your urine with water or bleach if there is at least 15 ng/mL of thc metabolites in your urine you will fail. and if you do dilute it the color will be off, there wont be enough creatine in it, the ph will be off, the specific gravity will be off, etc... and they will tell your employer. you will be fired, or if you have a very forgiving employer you'll have to take another test. i would fire you. how the gc/ms test works is they use gc(gas chromography) to separate the urine into component parts and then mass spectrometry to identify every compound in the sample. you will not beat the gc/ms test.

depending on where you work you will be given differernt tests. if you work for the government you will probably get an RIA test which is alot like the EMIT but its harder to beat and uses radioactive iodine to detect illicit metabolites.

if you work for a company you'll get an EMIT test, if you fail that then the lab must confirm it with a gc/ms test in which case your screwed.

you have to look at weight, metabolism, how often you smoke, the potency of your weed, and your tolerance level before you can decide weather or not you'll pass. if your not fat, with a fast metabolism and dont smoke much. dont smoke really potent weed then you sh0ould be straight. but if your fat your out of luck for about 30 days since thc metabolites get stored in lipid cells. if your a chronic smoker with a high tolerance and fast metabolism you'll probbaly pass since people with high tolerance levels break down thc faster.

my piss is clean, I'll sell you some.


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'if they catch you messing with it they will probrbaly fail you'

they'll tell your employer and make you do it over, if you dont get fired.

if i was you i would ask my employer if the lab is NIDA and CAP certified. you'll want a lab that has those certifications.