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The first condom was made out of what?

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PirateManSkier
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sheeps intestine. thats pretty gnarly. haha
Dec 7 2005 3:26PM
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UUTSOTWWS
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and it didnt even stop STDs, just the spermies
Dec 7 2005 3:28PM
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matthasaurusrex
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ski gabber?....ocme on
Dec 7 2005 3:36PM
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JONNYZ
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^ I know
Dec 7 2005 3:37PM
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jibjim
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animal hide
Dec 7 2005 3:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that's kinda nasty, dam
Dec 7 2005 4:17PM
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B.O.B
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ew, if that was still true....sex can wiat
Dec 7 2005 4:31PM
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STAUSS
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yeah right, it was wooden.
Dec 7 2005 4:35PM
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^NewYork
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"hey baby! i got some flavored condoms!" "they taste like a sheeps asshole!"
Dec 7 2005 4:36PM
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AFEATHERSTONE
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people are like fucking sheep if that is true.
Dec 7 2005 4:47PM
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timmi
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olden day people were hardcore horney
Dec 7 2005 4:48PM
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FUUUCK
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hey mind if i shove this sheep intestine wrapped cock up your pussy?
Dec 7 2005 4:50PM
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FUUUCK
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have safe sex use a sheep intestine hahahaha i could keep going but ill stop
Dec 7 2005 4:51PM
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zepscratch
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actually it was squirrel skin
Dec 7 2005 5:15PM
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SkiUnit03
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the egyptions used alagator shit. no joke
Dec 7 2005 5:25PM
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B.O.B
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ew, where did you learn about that?
Dec 7 2005 5:32PM
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EndlessWinta77
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best part is you can fry em up and eat em when your done
Dec 7 2005 5:34PM
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B.O.B
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alligator shit?
Dec 7 2005 5:34PM
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Henry
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an empty doritos bag
Dec 7 2005 5:35PM
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redpointist
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^ ah, i was gonna say Wal-Mart bag, but you already beat me to the commercial plastic container bit.
Dec 7 2005 5:43PM
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B.O.B
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lol, duct tape would stop anything
but man that would suck to take off
Dec 7 2005 5:45PM
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sconnyFC
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nope, not even them. sorry.
Dec 7 2005 6:20PM
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yeti
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umm you can still get lamb skin condoms, before the plastic ones came out in the last couple of years they were primarily for people who are allergic to latex.
Dec 7 2005 6:23PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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we all know it was made out of iron. come on.
Dec 7 2005 6:57PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i was gonna say duct tape cuz u can use duct tape for everything
Dec 7 2005 7:11PM
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~Cork_1080~
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BAHHH

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Dec 7 2005 7:32PM
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Ruski
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alligator? that seems like it would hurt...
Dec 7 2005 7:39PM
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ghettoprep
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Exactly. Are you guys all fucking dumb? They still sell this shit, obviously its effective. I mean come on, lets be serious.
Dec 7 2005 7:56PM
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EndlessWinta77
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that way your fucking a sheep and a woman at the same time! couldnt get any better
Dec 7 2005 8:19PM
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TheStamos
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they still make those....
Dec 7 2005 8:20PM
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Tinga
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yeah they still make "natural" condoms for those people that are allergic to latex
Dec 7 2005 8:22PM
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Schoening
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sheep and bitches at the same time!!!
Dec 7 2005 8:23PM
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SSBS
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i still use grocery bags
Dec 7 2005 8:24PM
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III
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Back in my day we didn't have these thin latex condoms, if we wanted to have sex we rapped a rabbit skin around our penis and held it there with our belt. And we couldn't feel nothing, and we loved it!
Dec 7 2005 8:27PM
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yeti
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...and then we'd walk home, five kms, uphill in nine feet of snow.
Dec 7 2005 8:54PM
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sconnyFC
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yeah, if ya can't duct it, fuck it.
Dec 8 2005 1:00PM
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CooksCorner
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I dont think the first was sheeps hide. I'm almost positive it was pig intestine. Just like a sausage covering.
Dec 8 2005 1:30PM
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Timmy_G
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^ bahahaha sausage covering.
Dec 8 2005 2:30PM
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Sixstep32
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sandwich bag and and elastic
Dec 8 2005 4:20PM
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hemlockjibber8
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sheeps eyelid actually. it wasnt meant to cover the entire dick just the head
Dec 8 2005 4:34PM
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Petey.
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wow...sounds pretty effective,lol.
Dec 8 2005 4:36PM
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PirateManSkier
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no. it was sheep intestine. i read it in a book.
Dec 8 2005 10:48PM
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whattheshit
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dip your penis in candle wax
Dec 8 2005 10:52PM
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Torbord
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nope, thats what your moms dildo's made out of.
Dec 8 2005 11:49PM
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lagwagon
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cellotaped foreskin.
Dec 9 2005 12:16AM
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AKFREERIDE
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pig intestine
Dec 9 2005 9:23PM
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SkiMN
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Most of that I didn't really want to read.
Dec 9 2005 9:32PM
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Aenigma
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That, or drip ptex on it.
Dec 9 2005 9:37PM
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Arabian.
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People these days don't even bother with the lady and just fuck the sheep in the ass.
Dec 9 2005 9:57PM
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zepscratch
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i would that work?
Dec 9 2005 10:09PM
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awsomecoolguy
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yeah iv'e heard this also it's true!
Dec 9 2005 11:40PM
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