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Wat to get the mom?

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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
i have presents for everyone in the family, i just need to know what to get my mom for x mas, what are you guys getting your moms
Dec 6 2005 8:51PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
i dont really have any money so im gona crochet them all dope hats and throw in a 10-20 dolla something else
Dec 6 2005 8:54PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
anything from avon. moms love avon. its like there bible or something
Dec 6 2005 8:57PM
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bueyan
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 34
avon?? explain...
Dec 6 2005 8:58PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
its like all sorts of beuty stuff and lotions and all that crap. my aunt was an avon lady and has tons of avon shiz. u ever watch edward scissorhands? that mother was an avon lady.
Dec 6 2005 8:59PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
yea its like that Mary Kay stuff
Dec 6 2005 9:00PM
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k_Boss957
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 15
a dildo with real pubic hair and big testicals
Dec 6 2005 9:02PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
that wasnt even funny. kill yourself...not actually though. because i will feel bad
Dec 6 2005 9:03PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
I love edward scissorhands! my mom wants a mix cd, that's easy enough.
Dec 6 2005 9:03PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
Shit you beat me to it! I was gonna say dildo!
Dec 6 2005 9:07PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
get her some ski's
"twin tips"
Dec 6 2005 9:09PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
ill admit it... i laughed
Dec 6 2005 9:18PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
a 12in black dildo... she'll love it
Dec 6 2005 9:21PM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
walk into the mall, and the first 'girly' thing u see for under $20 is good
Dec 6 2005 10:05PM
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PIMP23
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
im getting my mom an ipod shuffle
Dec 7 2005 5:05PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
making something is definetly the way to go, if you have the skills. For somereason they like it better if you make it.
Dec 7 2005 8:02PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
im getting her a donation to a charity of her choice... thats just the kinda thing she usually asks for
Dec 7 2005 8:05PM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
me!
Dec 7 2005 8:06PM
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redpointist
Posts: 982 - Karma: 11
ahahaa! Comes with free condoms and massage oils.
Dec 7 2005 8:08PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
and a free trial of viagra
Dec 7 2005 8:09PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
gift card so she can buy what she wants and you dont screw up
Dec 7 2005 8:14PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
i was looking for someone to say dildo. get her something that she is into. example, if she knits or sews than get her a gift certificate to the store she goes to. calendars are always good. i get my mom one every year, they like to write shit down i guess.
Dec 8 2005 1:57AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
haha i foudn that extremly funny for some reason
Dec 8 2005 2:05AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I got my mom a James Taylor box set.
Dec 8 2005 2:05AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
and the new family guy season.
Dec 8 2005 2:06AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
Get them like one of those baskets of lotion and shampoo and shit. Women never have enough of that
Dec 8 2005 2:10AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
if you live with your parents, and have siblings, pool money together to send them away on a weekend trip or something. My brother and I are doing that, which in the end is going to free up my house for two nights. can you say...parties?
Dec 8 2005 6:28AM
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frogger69
Posts: 664 - Karma: 16
avon is the key
Dec 8 2005 6:48AM
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ass_man
Posts: 29 - Karma: 17
no avn man, a bottle of wine will suffice, 8 bucks at the bottom of the hill and get her a double big mack cause your moms so fat
Dec 8 2005 6:52AM
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ass_man
Posts: 29 - Karma: 17
no avn man, a bottle of wine will suffice, 8 bucks at the bottom of the hill and get her a double big mack cause your moms so fat
Dec 8 2005 6:53AM
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ass_man
Posts: 29 - Karma: 17
no avn man, a bottle of wine will suffice, 8 bucks at the bottom of the hill and get her a double big mack cause your moms so fat
Dec 8 2005 6:56AM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
i would say something at body shop. I know my mom loves something from that place get like a candle or a bubble bath. they also have good gifts for under 20 there all wrapped up and ready to go. I get her one of those every year
Dec 8 2005 7:49AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
ya thats what im doing
Dec 8 2005 8:07AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i already got yer mom, pregnant that is, now call me daddy!!
Dec 8 2005 10:09AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
haha i cant beleive that came that far down the post
Dec 8 2005 10:44AM
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clova
Posts: 819 - Karma: 10
for my parents i think im gonna write them each a letter

here is why

for the past two years i have stolen a lot of money from them, got busted by them doin drugs, and im home like an hour a day

by the way im 15

so im writing a letter sayin im sorry
Dec 8 2005 12:44PM
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