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newschooler14
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Everytime I watch this show it gets funnier. My favorite is when george saves everything in his wallet and it starts getting really thick. Then when he sits down he is so lopsided he has to use al the napkins to even himself out. And in the end his wallte falls apart and everything goes all over the street i think
Jul 26 2001 11:36PM
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ESB
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Seinfeld is the shit. Some of my favorites-

Jerry's girlfriend's belly has the voice that talks to him- 'Helloooooooooo!'

Kramer and the highway adoption.

Kramer and the fluorescent sign outside his window!

George peeing in the shower at the club.



'Jerry, I just saw a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!'
Jul 26 2001 11:41PM
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dspin7x
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what about when kramer sees a pig man?
Jul 27 2001 12:12AM
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SkierX
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The wallet one is way too funny! Seinfeld is hilarious just because its's soo true to everyday life and there are multiple topics in every episode! The talking navel episode is hilarious as well!
~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
Jul 27 2001 12:23AM
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Freestyla_01
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K-Hey, why dont you guys use the roll.
J-the what?
K-you just keep all your bills in a roll in your pocket. you keep the big bills on the outside
G-thats a 5.
K- yeah. i know.
Jul 27 2001 1:58AM
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newschooler14
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another really good one is when that lady walks and runs without moving her arms. that one is a classic
Jul 27 2001 10:17AM
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patg
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when kramer turns the hallway into his patio, and he has sparklers and the kids spray him with water and he puts in a screen door, thats one of my favorites. or the low talker episode. that was hilarious, jerry had to wear a pirate shirt on tv. or i saw the one when george converts to latvian orthodox or something, that one was on the other day
-Pat-

'i smell something very canadian about this' -dude wheres my car
Jul 27 2001 10:25AM
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onedoorboy
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I love George's answering maching on that one... 'Believe it or not George isn't at home' but I forget how it goes after that. I have to see it again. Soup Nazi was pretty good too
Jul 27 2001 12:56PM
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ESB
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'...please leave a message, at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone; where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!'



'Jerry, I just saw a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!'
Jul 27 2001 4:37PM
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newschooler14
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the one when that lady ahs the man hands and she crushes lobsters with he bare hands.
Jul 28 2001 12:52AM
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onedoorboy
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Thanks Kamikaze. I just donwloaded it and was going to post the rest. I also saw Puerto Rican Day again last night. That was pretty funny
Jul 28 2001 10:48AM
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wannabegangster
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i don't think i have ever seen a non funny seinfeld episode. what makes it funny is how the topics are really weird how do they think of this stuff. i like when kramer is modeling the underwear for calvin klein and then he slips on the wall.
Jul 28 2001 12:18PM
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onedoorboy
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Does anyone know what else happened in the Wallet episode? I'm trying to find it, but I need to know what else happened to be able to find it
Jul 28 2001 11:03PM
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Freestyla_01
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seinfelds the funniest show ever made. you could sit here for hours quoting the show, but it'll never be as funny as watching it. so everyone go watch it, or if its not on, go to www.kazaa.com, download it, then download seinfeld movies
Jul 29 2001 12:14AM
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Freestyla_01
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the one where kramer finds the old Merv Griffin set in a dumpster, and sets it up in his house. hahahahaha
Jul 29 2001 10:23PM
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(sas)_twoplank
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freestyla -
im gonna have to disagree with you. the funniest shows ever are:

3) simpsons
2) seinfeld

and (drum roll)...

1) family guy. absolute funniest show ever. its so random!

[x dave x]
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'just checkin the specs on the rotary... gurter.. i'm retarded.' -chris farley
Jul 30 2001 10:55AM
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SkierX
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Well, Family Guy is funny as hell, but i doesn't beat Simpsons OR Seinfeld.
~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
Jul 30 2001 10:59AM
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onedoorboy
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Family Guy is funny sometimes, but not as consistantly funny as seinfeld.
Jul 30 2001 11:38AM
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patg
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yeha freestyla01 thats a funny one. george walks in and kramer is like ' welcome to the merv griffen show! have a seat george' and then george is telling like his life story. damn i cant wait til 7 when that show is on
-Pat-

'i smell something very canadian about this' -dude wheres my car
Jul 30 2001 11:39AM
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Balls-of-NS
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balls
Jul 9 2010 1:12PM
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Slinger1x1
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Quality post man!
I too love seinfeld. its just a great fucking show. seen almost every episode
Jul 9 2010 1:18PM
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theabortionator
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It motivated me to become a hand model
Jul 9 2010 1:20PM
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Mr.Luke
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I like the one where Cramer drives the fire truck. And when he beats upp the robber on the bus and keeps driving the bus and makes all of the stops.
It's crazy, you know? it's a show about nothing, yet it's hilarious
Jul 9 2010 1:38PM
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