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Parents and Sex Talks

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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
Defintly got my first sex talk tonihgt.

from my mom...

it went somewhat like this:

Mom: So, you do understand that sex is a good thing right?
Me: yeah, idk
Mom: God gave it to us not just for reproduction, but for fun too.
Me: ok
Mom: So, just remember put a condom on your....thingy. (laughs)
ME: (WTF!!!!) later

worst moment ever. any other expeirences people have had with their parents and sex talks?
Dec 5 2005 6:19AM
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east_american
Posts: 280 - Karma: 13
lol
nice
anypics of this girl?
jk
Dec 5 2005 8:41PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
this was the gist of my sex talk:
mum: dont do it. ever.
the end.
Dec 5 2005 8:46PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
It was on the way to skiing. My dad just asked if I knew what it was. I said a little (although I knew completely) So he gave me a long talk, it was really boring. I don't remember what he said.
Dec 5 2005 8:51PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
yeah dude, she's actually a model now. she is on the samsung website somewhere. i am pretty damn proud of myself.
Dec 5 2005 8:55PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
In Bio 12 I am learning about Reproduction in depth, really in depth! no your average Sex talk

and I have a tutor who is review this with me who is a older women…. Awkward!
Dec 5 2005 9:00PM
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eheath
Posts: 61457 - Karma: 121,975
Parents kinda told me what sex was when i was little, but they dont talk about it at all to me anymore.
Dec 5 2005 9:04PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
i got a book, that explained how plants reproduce, and then chickens (that had an amusing picture), and then dogs, and then people.
Dec 5 2005 9:04PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
i think someone is lieing
Dec 5 2005 9:05PM
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redpointist
Posts: 982 - Karma: 11
ahaha! thats like my dad, props to yours as well
Dec 5 2005 9:10PM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
my dad was so fucked up because he was taking some serious painkillers for a slipped disc and had a few beers. he simply said its best to use a rain coat when its raining.
Dec 5 2005 9:20PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
'Sam, Don't be a dumbass' -that was my dad's speech.
Dec 5 2005 9:23PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
you don't have to believe me, i don't care.
Dec 5 2005 10:02PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
dad: do you know what a condom is?
me: yeah.
dad: good, if you get a girl pregnet i'm going to be pissed off.

i dont like my dad much.
Dec 5 2005 10:14PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
My parents found shitloads of porn in my room like 2 years ago so I guess they figured they were to late. Lesbian porn, though.
Dec 5 2005 10:19PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
dad: i think its time that i give you the birds and the bees speech
me: are you serious?!
dad: yeah you need to know before you do anyhting stupid
me: uhhh. your about 5 years late on this man, we learned all that in 6th grade
dad: oh really?
me: wow. yes we did, and 7th and 9th grade too...
dad: ok then
Dec 5 2005 10:24PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
My dad gave it an awkward try until he realized that I knew just as much as he did about it. It was kind of pathetic, but freaking hilarious at the same time.
Dec 5 2005 10:29PM
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B.O.B
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 10
my dad said, jsut use a condom, lol....then he told a story about his friend in high school


His friends dad threw him out of the house and gave him a condom..."DONT COEM BACK TILL YOU DONE SOMETHING"
Dec 5 2005 10:30PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13078 - Karma: 18,713
hahahaha mine was similar
Dec 6 2005 1:27AM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
My mom and I were driving to school one morning (my car was in the shop) but anyways she asks me if I need to be on birth control, and I was like where have you been? Ive been on birth control for like the past six months... and he face got really pale and she started to cry and called my dad and he was like well at least shes being careful. It was akward. And then my flushed my pills down the toliet and I was like yeah, because flushing the pills is def. going to keep me from having sex... that was about the extent of my sex talk.
Dec 6 2005 1:53AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
wrap yo vein then drive that bitch insane haha
Dec 6 2005 2:06AM
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aussieskier
Posts: 805 - Karma: 182
i hated mine for the same reason cause my dad is a doctor so he had great ideas of the absolute worst things that can happen. it sucked
Dec 6 2005 3:38AM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
haha...on the street?
my rents never did it either..dont think they realized how early ppl start nowdays
Dec 6 2005 7:01AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
atleast in norway you have to be 16 to do it "legal". but who cares ?
Dec 6 2005 11:39AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i dont think i actually ever had one. it would have been way too wierd. they did find condoms though
Dec 6 2005 11:45AM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
i got my talk like 4 years ago after my mom found out i had sex. she told me to wait till i turned 18 and was responsible and that for my birthday shed put me on birth control. then she made me sign a contract saying that i wouldnt have sex till i was 18 and if i kept my part of the contract, (ITS BEEN 4 YEARS!) then id get something. well now ill be 18 in a week. thank god.
Dec 6 2005 12:30PM
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lilchinky
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
yo fool when my parents first talked to me about sex i shot them n left the house, i've been on the run since then. tats true gansta right there
Dec 6 2005 12:39PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
haahhahaah
Dec 6 2005 12:55PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Haha. She probably just didn't want to have to pay for an abortion if you got knocked up. Tell us all what you get.
Dec 6 2005 2:26PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
shes getting a stripper is what shes getting
Dec 6 2005 9:16PM
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SBP
Posts: 1434 - Karma: 18
why mom tried to pull one of those on me saying how it isnt good to do at a young age, be safe, blah blah, and i found the ultimate way to shut her up. how old were you on your first? she got up and left...
Dec 6 2005 9:27PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
shit thats a swwet deal. i seriously cant see myself having sex in the near future and ive been 18 for like 6 months already.
i never get anything cool.
Dec 9 2005 8:44AM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
my dad and i were taking a flight to winnipeg or some shit, and it was 1 am and we were sitting waiting in a pretty deserted pearson airport when he gave me our first talk. turns out, this really good friend of mine was sitting right behind us and she heard the whole thing. i was 17. wtf
Dec 9 2005 1:09PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
all my mom said was "be careful, wear a condom, beacuse you could DIE!" no joke.
Dec 9 2005 1:45PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
how old is the kid that made this post...like 11?
Dec 9 2005 3:55PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
haha...your kidding right?
Dec 9 2005 4:29PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahah. my dad is like " so id u fuck her yet" and that about it
Dec 9 2005 6:19PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
did*
Dec 9 2005 6:19PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
never got the talk but my comp got raped by porn when i was 11 don't know how that got there and they figured i knew what i was doing i really didn't know till like a year later though
Dec 10 2005 9:59AM
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Seths22
Posts: 272 - Karma: -3
never got one bitches
Jun 9 2006 3:30AM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
Mom: "I hope you are using condoms"
me: "jea jea"
that´s about it
Jun 9 2006 4:33AM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
yeah same
Jun 9 2006 6:03AM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
^ did you learn the hard way???
Jun 9 2006 6:18AM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
^or the shitty way?.
Jun 9 2006 6:18AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
haha this isnt me.. this is a convo btw my friend and his dad
he picked him up from his friends house
dad "hey ____ wheres Rhiaanon?"
friend "she said shes just gunna crash there"
dad " are you stoodid! you coulda got some poooon!"

hahahahahaha
Jun 9 2006 8:22AM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
my mom bought me a video about sex when i was in 3d grade and made me wach it and i was liek what the fuck. then i went to school and told all my friends what it was and how it worked and noone belived me.
Jun 9 2006 8:34AM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
word girl. its totally different for us. Im the youngest AND the only girl. It blows.

"You know what all guys want, girl?"
"Yeah dad, i know"
"They want in ur pants. And they'll say anything to get there"
"i know dad..."
"Boys are scum girl, just remember that"
"okay dad"
"Hey girl, what are boys?"
"...scum, dad. boys are scum"

ohhhhhhhh jeeez. My freaking dad.
Jun 9 2006 8:42AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
yea i remember that, like 7 years ago
Jun 9 2006 12:05PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
ph shit thats funny. u've got ur rents whipped
Jun 9 2006 12:31PM
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lpcmen2001
Posts: 957 - Karma: 11
ahahah good one. damn.
Jun 9 2006 12:42PM
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