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My Dog Smells Like Shit

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EastcoastAR5
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" " does anyone know anyhting besides a bath to mek your dog smell good? That piece of shit just got a 60 dollar hair cut and bath and she rolled in the worst smelling thing ever. any suggesstions
Dec 4 2005 11:13PM
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Tinga
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tie it to a tree spray it with the hose then plop some good smelling stuff and shampoo then spray er down again
Dec 4 2005 11:15PM
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EastcoastAR5
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"besides a bath"
wayyyyyyyy to lazy
Dec 4 2005 11:16PM
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lalalalaura
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baths take like, 10 minutes tops, just only bath the part that stinks. Likely that's just the shoulders/withers area, so just go give 'er. Don't bother doing a great job working up a lather or anything, just do it quick and make sure you brush it out.
Dec 4 2005 11:17PM
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Nivrittam
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my dog got sprayed by a skunk once it wasnt fun
Dec 4 2005 11:20PM
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Download-My-Apps
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my dog had stinky breath so i gave him a listereen (i have no idea how to spell it) pocket pack.

I smelt wonderful and I could tell he enjoyed the minty taste
Dec 4 2005 11:21PM
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Download-My-Apps
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^ smelt wonderful
Dec 4 2005 11:21PM
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Download-My-Apps
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^^ he smelt wonderful
Dec 4 2005 11:22PM
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lalalalaura
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^^^He smelled wonderful.
Dec 4 2005 11:22PM
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EastcoastAR5
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hahahhahahahhaha


i would give her a bath but its like 25.F out with snow.
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Dec 4 2005 11:23PM
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Shaggy
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i'd just spray the fucker with a couple bottles of Febreeze
Dec 4 2005 11:23PM
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EastcoastAR5
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haha thats what i usually do but we are out ; (

i jsut put mad lemon juice on her but i think i made it worse
Dec 4 2005 11:25PM
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t-man152
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he smelled bad after a haircut and a bath. that sounds like a defective dog. get him warrantied
Dec 4 2005 11:25PM
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cj
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My dog smells like amped 2.
Dec 4 2005 11:28PM
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Shaggy
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if theres no febreeze, then just dump him in a pile of baking soda.
Dec 4 2005 11:38PM
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EastCoastPride
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cj's fukn/ doG probaily// smeLl/ lyk bychs yo//
Dec 4 2005 11:38PM
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Matty.
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Oo0o...that must be a good smell.
Dec 4 2005 11:39PM
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cj
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//estcstprdsa//btch//yakno//
Dec 4 2005 11:41PM
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cgregg
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just drown the dog and get one that looks the same but smells good.or put something that is itchy on that spot and he will sratch the smell away. my dog once got a tomato juice bath
Dec 4 2005 11:50PM
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spin
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well, if you were to roll in shit, you wouldnt notice the dog anymore
Dec 4 2005 11:52PM
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$tezzyStu
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spray it with axe, then itll have sex with the other dogs cause it'll smell so good, or just blow ur smoke all over it and get it way tatered, then it'll be funny and smell like dozha
Dec 5 2005 12:21AM
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KEVTRON
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axe or tag?lol
Dec 5 2005 8:17AM
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d-loc
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where ur dog sleeps, make sure to put an air freshener. then at night its fur will gather good smell
Dec 5 2005 9:09AM
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