Replying to Canadian University Students...hahah

Haha got this from a friend as we were applying to University.


How many Queen's students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? One. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world
>>to revolve around him.
>>How many Ryerson students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university.
>> How many Lakehead students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.
>>How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>Two. One tochange the lightbulb and one to crack underthe
>>pressure.
>>How many Algonquin students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it.
>>How many Laurentian students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.
>>How many Waterloo students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? 5. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never
>>needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of
>>Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it,
>>and one to write the computer program that controls the wall
>>switch.
>>How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
>>5. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect
>>JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.
>>How many McMaster students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say
>>loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.
>>How many Carleton students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain
>>about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb
>>wouldn't go out.
>>How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>One. But SHE can't do it on Friday night.
>>How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>7. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because
>>he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
>>How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>7. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on
>>manure.
>>
>>How many Mt. Allison students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? 5. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo
>>of it.
>>
>>How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>None. Llava lamps don't burn out man!
>>
>>How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>4. One to do it and three to translate theinstructions.
>>How many Laurier students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? All of them. They make it a campus affair.
>>How many University of Manitoba students does it take to
>>change a lightbulb? There's a university in Manitoba?
>>How many York University students does it take to change a
>>lightbulb? 3. One to take directions from the science
>>student, the science student and one to philosophise about
>>life as a lightbulb.
>>How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw
>>in a lightbulb? 1. She screws everything, why not a light
>>bulb?
>>
>>How many Bishops University students does it take to screw
>>in a lightbulb? 0. Drinking is just as fun in the dark.