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CrystalineSkier
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Guys, how many have you done and how badly were you laughed at when you held an ice-pack to your dick afterwards?
Does anyone on here use a cup for that unfortunate fall onto a grind rail, or when you're skiing bc and your skis go to either side of a bent tree?

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Dec 27 2002 7:55PM
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cj
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ive gotten it real bad once...ripped long johns...




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Dec 27 2002 8:16PM
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Reed.
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a lonnnnnnnnnnng time ago there was a thread like this, and i made a hilarious comment...i belive it went
' yea, id sport one of those hockey goalie cups, those are invincible, you could drop off a 2 story building onto a pole and not feel a thing'


wow, being sick sucks....im goin skiing tomorrow damnit


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Dec 27 2002 11:22PM
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Tical
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U might not feel a thing.
Dec 27 2002 11:29PM
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Ds91260
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im gonna have to try that sometime, i dont know if id sport the cup up on the mountain, itd b to uncomfortable, but just one good nutting would make it worth having i guess
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Dec 28 2002 12:26AM
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SwitchMisty540
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i have yet to nut myself...but i think i cup wouldnt be a bad idea
Dec 28 2002 1:42AM
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Diabhal
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a cup would be worst, the hard edges would dig in hard if you fell, it would be insanely uncomfortable to ride in, and god help you if anything was hanging out when the cup slammed down.
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Dec 28 2002 1:46AM
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con_cept
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Yeah, bad idea... cups are meant for face-forward contact. An impact from underneath (i.e. a rail) would hurt much more, I think. However for face-plants that result in nuttings, a cup may help.

It would be too uncomfortable to consider wearing one, though after getting sacked you might feel differently about it for the next half-hour.



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Dec 28 2002 11:17AM
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scratch169
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why do you plumb

Dec 28 2002 5:14PM
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BobYohan
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its a bad idea for the same reason they don't wear cups in football. all the moving around and somthins bound to slip out then u get hit frum underneath and you're half the man u used to be

I am not doing the grabs because I am getting a thrill out of touching my ski-JP Auclair

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Dec 29 2002 1:08AM
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D-spin
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I where a can while biking but only when i'm doing no footers and shit. but while skiing i try to slide on my skis it hurts less then my nuts...

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Dec 29 2002 1:14AM
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