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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
so I live in germany...and when we turn 18 we are allowed to drive and so I took my driver's ed test and got 0 false in the test and so we went out on the street and I could tell from the very first moment that the guy that was in charge was a total dickhead...
so anyways I drive without any mistakes..i mean witout any little tiny ass mistake...and so he is like lets get back to the starting poing...I drive and miss a sign...and he asked me what the sign was which wasnt that bad but he was like "drive oh stop...well go" and because I was totally confused and took off without looking back (which was useless because I was in the middle of the effin street anyways no way to pass me) and I already had a traffic jam behind me..and he failed me because I could have crashed into a car...my actual teacher got so mad at that dude and kicked him out of the car and yelled at him...I wasnt sure if I should have cried or laughed...anyways any´stories like that?
Dec 3 2005 1:42PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
We will probolly shoot around your feet and make you scared then run to your cars and drive off and do a wicked flip through the air the go home defeated. But ya, thats about it.
Dec 3 2005 1:49PM
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B.O.B
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 10
Yeah...that would suck
Dec 3 2005 1:50PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
yeah i failed my first time cuz the guy was a douche too. got it the second
Dec 3 2005 1:52PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
I acutally failed my first test too but I was real nice to the guy and helped him put away the pilons so he passed me anyway, it was super.
Dec 3 2005 4:19PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
my test went smooth until I almost hit a cop car and I parallel parked without once looking over my shoulder (I used the mirror) but I live in Canada where it's pretty damned hard to fail so I passed.
Dec 3 2005 4:28PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
my friend failed because he almost hit a pedestrian
Dec 3 2005 5:29PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
that blows, you'll get it next time an if he doesnt pass u threaten to kill him, that should make him, pass u....

peace
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~Baker~
Dec 3 2005 5:35PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
drivers test is so fucking easy. i dont see how neone can fail it. i drove for 7 minutes and didnt get anything wrong
Dec 3 2005 5:36PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
I failed cuz I slid through a stop sign and nailed a cop
Dec 3 2005 5:45PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
i just failed yesterday because....
Illegal lane changes
sped
one hand on the wheel
didnt yeild to traffic
fucked up my parallel parking
and to top it off, i commited a "Dangerous Act"
Dec 3 2005 6:38PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
i failed 3 days ago because some truck cut me off and the guy said i didnt know right of way. everything was perfect and he pulled some bullshit out of thin air, i think its a scam so they get the $ for 2 tests.
Dec 3 2005 10:42PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
thats what you get for being german
Dec 3 2005 10:49PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
in NZ we can drive with 15 :)
Dec 3 2005 10:50PM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
wow for 7 minutes? dude u are an amazing person...We have to drive for 45 and I drove for 40 without a mistake and failed it on the last 300 meters so tell me that doesnt suck?
Where the hell do u live so u just have to drive for 7 minutes around the corner probably without even seeing a single car and then come to Frankfurt and do it again...
Dec 5 2005 1:23PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
alll i had to do was parrell park and drive around the block....5min tops
Dec 5 2005 1:26PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
failed written first time because i overanalyzed the questions. i should have just turned off my brain.

but passed the driven g1 exit first try.
Dec 5 2005 1:33PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
my first driving exam the guy practically fell asleep. he just sat tehre with his eyes closed and said "left, right, left, straight, park here" so gay. so then after pretty much taking a 25 min nap, he tells me that i failed because of something i did "over there" (he vaguely points in a direction, and oddly enough he was pointing at the motorcycle testing area, which means we would have never driven there). so he fails me, and before i can even say somethign back hes outta the car and walking away. bitch.
Dec 5 2005 1:49PM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
haha yeah my teacher told me something like that...the dude got in the car and they started driving and the guy fell asleep and snorred...so they drove around for half an hour and went back to school smashed the door and were like "well, here we are how did I do?" and he woke up and passed him cuz he didnt know ebtter because he was sleeping
Dec 5 2005 6:34PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Damn Nazis.
Dec 5 2005 6:37PM
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CanadianBacon
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
Bloody fuckin brilliant. I love the a team and that was proby like my favourite family guy episode ever!
Dec 5 2005 6:55PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
or get your ass sued
Dec 5 2005 7:00PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
i have my road test in 11 days.. kinda scared, i have a feeling i will fail the first time
Dec 5 2005 7:02PM
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CanadianBacon
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
i passed first try. the guy testing me was super nice i made like 4 rolling stops and he was like G2 is a time to learn so here you go. i was like YEAH! my girlfriend failed the first time for almost side swiping a dude on a bike.
PS i am ascared to drive with her
Dec 5 2005 7:05PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
we went to mcd's for a break in the drivers ed car the girl driving looks back over shoulder to reverse but still had it in drive, right over concrete barrier, 2 of us to push car off it
Dec 5 2005 7:33PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
good story
Dec 5 2005 8:08PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
good story
Dec 5 2005 8:09PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
good story
Dec 5 2005 8:09PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
if you are in toronto book your drivers test for the aurora center. so damn easy. out in the country side don't have to worry about idiot drivers and wide open.
Dec 5 2005 8:58PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
ur gay
Dec 5 2005 8:59PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
at our school we had the oldest drivers ed teacher in the united states, seriously we looked it up. he slept through every driving test and just passed everyone who didnt wake him up
Dec 5 2005 9:15PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
holy crap you cant drive untill your 18 that sux for me it's 16
Dec 5 2005 9:23PM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
but we can drink legally with 16..
and germany has tons of public transportation so we we dont really need cars that much...
Dec 6 2005 6:56AM
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truckerhucker
Posts: 656 - Karma: 32
im scared to ride my bike
Dec 6 2005 10:54AM
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