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Fucking eye doctor

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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
yeah it's that time of the fucking year again where i go to the fucking eye doctor. i HATE people coming near my eyes and touching them and doing aything. ESPECIALLY THAT PUFF OF GOD DAMN AIR THEY ALWAYS PUT IN MY EYES. FUCK THOSe FUCKERS!! who else hates it
Dec 3 2005 1:38PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
ive never ahd to go, but good luck
Dec 3 2005 1:38PM
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B.O.B
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 10
I've never gone either, I have perfect vision luckily
Dec 3 2005 1:39PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
well you guys are lucky. unless you don't mind the touching and being near of the eyeballs. i hate it and i wish i didn't have to do it
Dec 3 2005 1:56PM
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teleskier
Posts: 22 - Karma: 11
I hate that air puff. It always makes me jump and then my eyes get all watery
Dec 3 2005 1:57PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i tell them everytime, 'don't do the puff' and they're like 'oh don't worry we won't' and then they start leading me back to the "room" and i get pissed off cuz i know what they're doing. low and behold that stupid machine is sitting on top of the table. I always walk in quietly but in my mind i want to pick the thing up and throw it through the wall and tell them they are fucking liars. gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Dec 3 2005 2:05PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
i love the eye doctor cause he made me see better.
Dec 3 2005 2:14PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i love the eye doctor...ive never had the puff thing done....but i get these drops in my eyes everytime i go and they make my pupils enormous, like i have to color part left, just pupil...and i cant focus for awhile afterwards...but yeay eye doctors...helping me see. my prescription is so bad. its like -7 or something.
Dec 3 2005 2:36PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
never had the airpuff, and while a definatly dont like it, i dont see what all the fuss is about. whenever my sister gets her eyes dialated, she always cryes about it whe whole day and like wears her sunglasses in a dark room. its not all that bad, come on. the eye doc knows his shit, he is a professional, would you rather not see right?
Dec 3 2005 2:39PM
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snocone2001
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
The air puff sucks so bad
Dec 3 2005 2:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
I hate it when they put those things in, cause they sting, but afterwards i'm like sweet i cant see... and once they only managed to get it in one eye, cause my other eye was just like no you bitch get away from my eye with that fucking drop... just like when i was getting contacs... but anyways back to the story, yah one eye was complete pupil, well as much as it could... the other eye was normal... it was pretty fucked up lookin
Dec 3 2005 3:00PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
" i HATE people coming near my eyes"... well open your mouth wider
Dec 3 2005 3:03PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
i had to go twiec when i had this green mukusy grom shit inffecction and right now i cant fucking spell worth god damn shit, nothings striahgt in my head.

but yeah they gave some shit to drop in my eyes and it always stung like fucken hlel
Dec 3 2005 3:51PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I have to go to the eye docter at least once a month, sometimes more
Dec 3 2005 4:12PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
my opthomoligist looks like mark hamil and he weirds me out. i think hes going to molest me every time he turns the lights off to 'examine...' oh god.
Dec 3 2005 4:48PM
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Scoszko
Posts: 508 - Karma: 11
when i was like 5 scissors went into my one eye and fucked alot of shit up, im use to the doc's by now
Dec 3 2005 4:54PM
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drewski00
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 10
i used to get the puff but they got some new machine with a balloon that goes in and out of focus that does the same thing as the puff

i hate it when they dilate my pupils too
Dec 3 2005 7:35PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Godam kid, blind as a bat eh?
Dec 3 2005 7:36PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
baby i told you my cum in ur eye would come back to haunt you... ill still love you even though u have a lazy eye!!!
Dec 3 2005 7:37PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
and u say i complain about stupid shit.. suck it up stop being a little bitch
Dec 3 2005 7:37PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
quit complaining you hoe
Dec 3 2005 8:07PM
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k-fay
Posts: 423 - Karma: 10
ok if your eyes are fine. don't complain. i have had atleast 2 corneal abraisions in the past year, and when they go to check them out they have to put dye in your eye and shine lots of fancy lights to look at the abrasions. it's no picnic. any source of light is like sticking a hot piece of metal in your eye.
Dec 3 2005 8:11PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
^ yeah i got a nasty one when i was little. my bro & i were playing tag & he threw mud in my eyes, so i had to go to the hospital to have that shit scraped out, cause it wouldnt wash out. 2 ours of blinking with mud & sand in your eyes messes em up pretty solidly so now ive got contacts. & yeah,your right, it doesnt feel so hot
Dec 3 2005 9:24PM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
yea i dont really mind the eye doctor that much. im kinda thankful for my vision i guess
Dec 3 2005 9:36PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
im not a kid....but yes....i am blind as a bat...with all the cool sonar technology though.
Dec 3 2005 10:17PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
hahaha this thread got owned
Dec 3 2005 10:18PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
ok your shits uncalled for. why don't you go get your eyes puffed you little fuck. at least i go instead of sitting on the computer all night and complaining. obviusly i had to suck it up you dumbshit
Dec 4 2005 6:06AM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
but the eye puffs are glaucoma (sp?) tests, so aren't you glad you don't have undetected glaucoma? i sure am.

i've been going to the eye doctor since i was 11 months old, and i've had glasses (now contacts) since then. i had the tiniest little glasses ever, and i was the nerdiest baby ever pretty much. and i've had the same opthamologist for 18 years, so i really like her. but i think it is soon time to leave teh pediatrics department, it is sad.
Dec 4 2005 11:21AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
ya i get it done to.. ur a fucking pussy its like not even a 1/4 of a second.. u get more air in ur eye when ur skiing... suck it up
Dec 4 2005 8:02PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
ok it's already happened. it happened yesterday. you dumb shits should stop telling me to suck it up cuz i already did obviously. and you sir are just a moron
Dec 4 2005 8:05PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
yeah, they tend to do that
Dec 4 2005 8:12PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
'i hate people coming near my eyes.' sounds funny to hear a chick say that :)))))
Dec 4 2005 8:13PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
i love these sweet as sunglasses they gave me though. They roll up like a snap bracelet and then when you open em up, they just stay pinned on your face like Morpheus's glasses in the Matrix.
Dec 4 2005 8:15PM
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bcjibs
Posts: 175 - Karma: 10
HAHA!
Dec 4 2005 8:16PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
hah something like that happened to me, me and this one guy were joking around throwing flour at each other during cooking when the idiot picks up salt and throws it at me and i got a bunch in my eye, dumbass
Dec 4 2005 8:56PM
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timofysmif
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
one time i got welder flash and they stuck like tubes in my eyes or somethjing and had to flush them wiht this shit for like 5 minutes
Dec 4 2005 9:00PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
contacts are cool. I was thinkin about gettin some colored ones but i firgured that was gay
Dec 4 2005 9:00PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ive gotten hit with a rock just under my eye and a hockey stick right above my other eye, rock was on the bone just under my left eye, hockey stick between my eyebrow and right eye, very close both times

i had to go to the doctor a lot for the rock incident, didnt bother me too much
Dec 4 2005 9:05PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
fuck this thread its about a girl who fucking has no pain tolerance....like shut up
Dec 4 2005 9:08PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
did i ever say it hurt bitch?
Dec 4 2005 9:11PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
ur the bitch, bitch
Dec 4 2005 9:22PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
well irvin=gay actually is a bitch
Dec 4 2005 9:23PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
ur such a flamer just fucking let it be^^
Dec 4 2005 9:38PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
yeah?
Dec 4 2005 9:45PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
that's original.


Anyway, eyes suck. I'm still rockin glasses, I tried to get contacts once but I couldn't put 'em in myself when I was like 12, I'm thinking I should try 'em again...... I keep breaking my current ones.
Dec 4 2005 10:02PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i got glasses yesterday along with my year supply of contacts. i'm excited cuz my friend stepped on my old glasses.
Dec 4 2005 10:27PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
yeah the last time i went to the eye doctors they air puffed me. i had no idea what it was and then pffff. it was so wierd. normally they just do the drops but this time i went somewhere else and they puffed air and no drops. i don't mind the eye doctor because i would have had glucoma if i didn't get help when i got my eye scratched with one of those popsicle bag things. i hate the dentist more.
Dec 5 2005 2:04AM
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
the last time i went he said i need glasses, so now i have to wear them. damn it
Dec 5 2005 7:27AM
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KEVTRON
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i hate that air puff thing that the only thing i hate cause it scares the shit outa me just wwaiting...knowing its gonna happen..and then BAM right in the eye
Dec 5 2005 8:03AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
its like an orgasm for my eye, i love it
Dec 5 2005 9:47AM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
sounds like something else. hahahaha BAM right in the eye.
Dec 5 2005 11:28AM
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