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Shitty dorm+shitty roommate= :/
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so our dorm room sucks, the knob always falls off from the inside and we have to get people to open it form outside. my roommate sucks, hes just a creepy guy and gets very drunk 6/7 nights of the week and does such things as hold us up in the room with broken glass, etc. etc. but his newest stunt is just.... yeah. he goes out for happy hour and comes back around 8 or so after about 20 some beers. hes not very big but can handle a lot of alochol fairly well. but something about him this time just seems off. i go out and come home about 1 or so and something smells weird in the hall. smell gets worse as i get closer to my room. i hear faint knocking. i open up the door and see the most disgusting/embarrassingly shameful image of my young life. my roommate standing there, completely out of it, in his boxers holding the doorknob (which obviously broke off) and.... shit running down his leg. i was not in the mood to deal so i just said "WHAT THE FUCK" and left. because even though he just shit in my room i couldnt stand the awkwardness. so i leave and come back an hour later and campus security is standing in my doorway talking to roommate. apparently he sobered up a bit and instead of having people think he did something, decided that hed call security and blame it on someone else. his story was "someone rand into the room while i was taking a shower and took a shit" (i assume he doesnt remember i saw him). and funny thing is most people will sort of believe his story because less than a week ago someone from some other floor put a piece of shit in front of someones door. so yeah, i hate my life...and am also trying to think of the most incredible, magnificent way to break it to the rest of the floor/him that i know who shit in our room. ideas?
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just tell people the truth?
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thats disturbing
u should shit on their floor except like at everydoor
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I had bad roomate stories too but he failed out and my new roomate is the shit. Except hes a bengals fan and I like the steelers
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My roomate is a totally nice guy but he has the loudest snoring in the history of the world. I have to now sleep around him being awake.
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my old roomate woke me up with a sound, I look over he is standing in the middle of the floor peeing. I yelled "Justin what the fuck do you think you are doing?!" and says "oh sorry" then walks to the window and starts peeing through the screen of that!
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my roomate is a fagot, no one likes him, he used to always get hazed hes such a loser, i cant stand him, and im in the smallest room! i got the shafttt
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im rooming with a friend from home so its awesome.
but think, even if you hate this guy you still hasve to live with him. If you tell everyone he shat himself you he will be an even bigger bitch. Maybe just tell him you know so that hes embarassed but not publicly.
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my roommate is the exact opposite of me, it sucks. he's gone for the weekend though so fuck yeah
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well i am 18 my roommate is 26, it fucking sucks. THe guy is nice buy never does any dishes which pisses me off. I havent talked to the guy in over a week and a half, he sleeps all day and is up all night. It SUCKS!!! i have talked to the managemetn and they wont move me. Then tonight the management wouldnt even let us drink in the halls and party.
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thats when you need to leave.
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i think the whole idea of roommates, especially first year,is absurd. "hey, lets take to completely random people and make them live in a tiny room together for the whole year" seriously, what kind of idea is that. and those questionnaire things are bs. the only thing i made a point about on mine is that i want someone who doesnt make a complete mess/fuck up the room, and doesnt sleep all day. well, he is the dirtiest guy ever, shits on the floor, leaves inhalers all over my side of the room and often sleeps until 7 or 8pm. im thinking of buyin a tent
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im not scared of university
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just fuckin punch the kid in the head, tell him to clean up his shit and that your not going to live in a pigstie.
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^ tru kick the shit outa that douche
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i know one kid who live on a farm or something and he has a catalog of farm animals. you can order a bunch of baby chickens for not too mujch money, so... since im not planning on living in the room after winter break, if i get the chickens now and let em grow for a few weeks somehow/somewhere, then i can just pack up my stuff, head home, and leave him with a bunch of chickens pecking his stuff and freaking out. or i guess i could stab him
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im just glad my 4 1/2 years of dorming is over. DOnt worry things are going to get better
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i actually lauphed outload
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hahah he took a shit in your room
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Dude if somebody was taking a shit in my room, roomate or not, i would knock that dude the fuck out right there. Even better if he was piss drunk, he wouldnt see it comming. Then id call security, they'd see the mess he made and id get the fuck out of there. Don't deal with that shit.
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Wow that is like exactly the same as me except i am 19 and he is 30. Same thing real nice guy but he never cleans anything. I am moving this upcoming semester.
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someone in my floor shit in the shower. everybody had to go to the first floor and take showers cause it was gross.
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the ladies like him haha.. dont forget about the volcanic eruption of a heater
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its like the real world accept nobody watches
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damn, this really doesnt help me look forward to college next year...
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