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What the hell do you guys do on a lift?
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yeah what do you guys do on a fucking lift? i mean its like 5 minutes of your life every lift... it adds up man. oh at banff mountain film festival there was a film about it... pretty kickass
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spit on the filthy snowbladers and the snowborders that spit on us
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Spit and shout insults on skiers below you
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i just chill... talk to whoevers on with me
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this one time i got stuck with germans speaking german, that scared the shit outta me
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no you only do that to snowboarders and snowbladers.
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haha i generally make fun of people
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I also eat frozen starburst...it works rather well....if its frozen enough...you pop one in your mouth while on a lift..then by the time you get onto the lift again....you will have just finished that one...and eat onather one
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haha today i got stuck with an aged out hippy dude that was ranting on about the government... kinda scary but hella funny
but he was right about some of the stuff
hippys know more than our government dude
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tahts because you have to know your enemy to bring it down....aint you read the 6th harry potter?
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hit on old women... if they choose to ride wit me.
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^HAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
You sick fucker
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If I'm with friends talk to them. My girlfriend, make out, anybody else, crank up the tunes in my Skullcandys. And our lifts are more than 5 minutes, try 8 for a 600 vertical hill.
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yeh same...i usually talk about hitting something or someone in the park that is killing it and mark out the new line...talk to buddies or if u are alone...just chill...
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Chit chat about whatever. Usually make fun of people that are riding or stupid stuff.
It's good times.
Sometimes you get on a chair and won't say anything to your friend the entire ride, then as soon as you get off you stand at the top and talk for a few minutes or more.... what a waste, should have talked while on the chair.
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yeah i do that quite of the time.
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Well, I find that the best thing to do is try to knock your friends ski off
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someone wanna do the math and see like for like 15 lift rides a day, 5 minutes a lift, like 40 times a season... how many times is that?
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haha that one and the one about knockin off my buddy's skis... haha
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chill, try & start rediculous sing alongs with people on other chairs & generally try & terrify people
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i hit on old hags. the ones styling 1 piece neon outfits. they're easy.
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yeah....I always sing the hey song
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i usually just get a blowjob from a chick on the lift
seriously...
5 bucks gets you places
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Somehow there was 2 empty 18 racks of Milwaukee's Best chilling under the 6 pack at my hill last weekend. Somebody had a fun evening.
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huddle together with old swedish men (for warmth)
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video, or hit up the cell
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Think about how bad I biffed the jump i just did
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According to my calcultaions i am on the lifts for a total of Five Whole Days per season.
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if im by myself-tunes and candy, other ppl- tunes, if they are annoying- turn the music up louder, or just chill, distract ppl below to see if they will crash (lots of begginners)
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i catch up on my sleep, we have a super slow lift that takes like 10 minutes to go up about 300 feet of elev. its stupid
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I yell out random names and see who looks up, then hit them with my reserve snowball. (i usually miss, but the one time out of 100 you hit em in the face makes it all worthwhile.)
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you know the usaul jack off...
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I like to go up with people I don't know but have a season's pass. I look at their pass to see what their name is. Then from there I'll be like so "name" hows it going. It confuses people.
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last two posts were gold
snow balls
music
try to turn my friends din down with my pole
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Pull out your gum and then Spread it out and hold it for 30 seconds. This only works on a cold day. Then you shape it into a frozen gum frisbee and throw it at people. And then when you ride by it. You pick it up and plop it in your mouth. Its the best because it snap Crackle pops when you put it back in.
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talk about where to ski next, listin to music, mingle about random things.
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^ o shit ima try that
ur fuckin genious
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instead of going to the shitter i save it for a gondola.... it was a looong summer
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Plan out shit for my next run..think about tricks or whatever to do.
iPod.
and uhhhhhhhh.
Talk to people if they are friendly.
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ive forgotten to get off the lift once. i was watching some skiers tear it up in the park. it went around the turn at the end and we smacked into some red bar.
but when im on the lift its usually with my bro jon, which is the guy i always go to the mountain with, and we always end up havin man to man convos the whole. me n this kid are so much alike it isbt funny. except we dont look the same.
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If its snowing really hard sometimes its fun to try and catch snowflakes in your mouth.
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