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Human Clone announced today
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Some french lady announced in Hollywood, Florida today that a human clone has been made by a company that believes that humans were created by aliens who came to earth and cloned the first humans. As of now (friday the 27th of december) it has yet to be proven.
someone really got all four wheels off the ground with this one...
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I believe!
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on CNN they were talking about how easy it is to prove if it is real cuase they just need a piece of DNA from the mom and from the kid and if they match its a clone but that lady said its going to take a week or two or something. Im not going to trust some crazy french lady who thinks we are all aliens. The goal of the realiens is to clone themselves immediately after dieing so its the same people alive for the rest of the time we are around. What is messed up though is the girl is a clone of her mom. So is her dad this clones grandfather or what? and some kid that is getting cloned in asia is a clone from a dead baby.
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What the fuck?
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ME and my friend had a conversation about this moments ago, and I'm still laughing...
Fiend5: did you hear wjhat happened?
BigAirSkier1580: no?
Fiend5: some retarded group in canada that believes aliens created us have cloned the first human
BigAirSkier1580: oh, yes
BigAirSkier1580: i did hear about that
BigAirSkier1580: ahja
Fiend5: some lady just gave birth to a clone of herself
BigAirSkier1580: its some crazy french bitch
Fiend5: thats like incest in away
Fiend5: dude lol if she had sex with her clone would it be incest or masterbation?
BigAirSkier1580: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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the place where the baby is is disclosed isnt it?
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im gettin a clone of myself so that it can do all my handy work
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yeah all of this cloning stuff is pretty cool...and its also kinda scary in a way. good thing hitler didnt have the tech that we have today.
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then we'd have a million little hitlers running around and making people salute the...yeah, that'd suck. anyways, this cloning thing sucks people. the Twilight Zone episodes have done shows on cloning, and they hit the truth of it. What happens if we start cloning people, and suddenly everyone can bang Natalie Portman? What if all the girls could be with Tom Cruise? People, life would be fun for a while, but very wierd. And with cloning, we take out individualism in the people of the world. Every person is different, and by cloning people, we take that away from the human race. Sure, it'd be cool if we could clone Stephen Hawking's, so that he could continue to make scientific breakthroughs, but then natural humanity could not move forward as it was meant to. If someone disagrees with me, fine, but how does cloning benifit us without taking away a piece of humanity?
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everyone would have their own natalie portman....
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Natalie Portman mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Lets clone her.
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hey u know in that movie the 6th day, when they died and had their memorys put into the clones, if that happened, do u think ur consciousness would continue?
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i remember that movie..its on showtime alot
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i would clone myself and then make myself huck something to see if i would be able to do it.
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know what i want, i want the super power to make myself have ne super power i want. that way i could do anything, like clone natalie portman, and other hotter girls
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humans have definetly been cloned by mad sceintests for sure i bet......i bet our government has probally cloned humans we just don't know about itl.
theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
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so did sources prove if the lady was full of shit yet?
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have u guys seen the chick they cloned, she looks like celine dion like 50 years later, shes gross. They shoulda cloned a hot chick. Cloning ugly people is a waste of time, we should kill em all, to clean up society!
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the chick they cloned is a baby...the older woman is just the ceo of clonaid...the company that cloned her
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forget how weird the woman is, has anyone seen the leader of that cult that did it, the realiens? The guy with the hair knot and the Jedi robes?!
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www.clonaid.com is their site i believe
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Ok that's too cool,
go to the site...
FREEZE your cells for $200 a year,
or have a clone made of yourself for $200000 US,
hmmmm.... when i win the lotto....
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they didn't buy a cloned baby. human cloning would work by taking a cloned embryo and emplanting it in a woman.. the cloned baby would then be birthed by the host.
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