Replying to Jonny Moesely smear campaign to end all smear campaigns
This has been stewing for about a week: FUCK J-MO!!! If i hear any little limp wrist on here say that that little media whore is a good media representation of our sport, im gonna kick your ass, Jay and Silent Bob style! Mr. Pretty Boy, shows up in Steamboat for the Paul Mitchell Ultimate Bumps & Jumps this weekend, reportedly getting payed 10 fucking grand just to show up and what does he do???? He throws straight airs in the pipe comp with airs about as small as his cock. Whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!!! Didn't this steaming pile of shit just wild card into the X-Games Superpipe??? Then in the big air comp, he throws a god damned spread and a tail grab that he almost didn't get!!! HE FLAILED ON A TAIL GRAB ON A JUMP THAT CR THREW HIS FRIGGIN BIO 1260 ON!!!!!!! luckily, there was enough of a crowd to boo him to convince him not to compete in the 'free' moguls comp and judge instead. the whole time, uncle e was trying to stick up for J-MO by saying that he wasn't on skis since the olympics (proving how much hes in skiing just for the exposure) but fucking a'!!! the douche could have at least thrown his mute 360!!! I'm not saying this to demean the man, even though he'll never hear of this cause hes too busy fooling around with some butt nut from Real World. I'm just saying that he is not a good ambassador for freesking OR freestyle and i hope that CBS shows his pathetic-ness on sunday. This is just a mad, impassioned rant. Maybe Berman can add some substance to this, he's got a more level head about the whole thing...
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