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The worst thing in the world
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Today my friends and I built a jump. It looked like a good jump. We didn't get to hit it because we werent building it fast enough for some snowboarders. They thought since we werent building it fast enough they should wreck it. After we hit it once as a test they all started coming down and punching it and just wrecking it. The punching wasn't doing much because we packed it pretty good. The boards and the idiots going off it and jumping on it were doing some damage. It wasn't much of a surprise that snowboarders were doing this but then a skier came and just crashed into the jump from the side. I had seen the kid around the hill and I figured he was pretty cool. It seemed like such a kick in the ass. A skier helping snowboarders wreck another skiers jump. It was so gay. The rest of the day they followed us scratching our skis and standing on the tips. I didnt really want to get in a fight because there was 7 of them and 4 of us. They were fat fuckers too. I finally talked to them and asked what we did to make them so pissed at us and they said they just didnt like us because we skied. They were all so goofy looking too. I just wanted to vent. It made nice day shitty.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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holy shit, those guys sound like annoying bitches... and wow, i am amazed to that a skier would do that, oh well
but that is pretty lame, im mean if they got all pissed off, they shoud just leave you be and build their own jump, but obviously, that was never thir intent, wow
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Chicken Wang?
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yes, that is ridiculous. but dude, just think about this...those snowboarders were most likely just trying to get a rise out of you, and because you didn't freak out at them, think of how stupid they must feel now. always be the bigger person, it pays off in the long run.
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The worst thing in the world is to become a qudrapalegic.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
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qudrapalegic? thats a big word dude, what does it mean???? Oh and yeah, You should fought those fat fuckers, stab them with your poles.
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being a quadrapelegic means you are paralized from the neck down, so you are still alive, but you cant move.
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Snowboarders at our place are beyond gay...me and Itsbackfliptime build some pretty damn good jumps and that same incident has happened with us about 3 times so far this season, but yeah it was a kick in the ass when the skier hockey stopped into our jump and said 'oh i'm sorry, my bad' in a cocky ass voice. I'm not the best freestyle skier but i can at least do stuff cause all he can pretty much do is an ironcross and he doesn't have twins...that kid officially pisses me off. But yeah, that did make a good day into a bad one
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See the thing is that you sterotype to much, you wernt suprised that snowboarders were being assholes but when the skier came along u figured he would be cool just because he rides skis, but the thing is that that some skiers share the exact same belives as snowboarders and some snowboarders are cool and are the same as skiers. the fact that they snowboard or ski has no effect it all...
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the worst thing in the world is that you were to pansy to do anything about it, you just let them destroy your jump? i would have kicked some snowboard ass
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this is one of those few events, when taking your ski off and beating them with it is an acceptable course of action
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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i would have kicked them all in the face w/ my boot
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just use your poles. they must have some use other than keeping our hands full while skiing. or talk to the dreaded ski patrol and get their passes cut. it'll piss em off the most.
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I doubt a ski patroller would rip their tickets for tearing down a jump,in fact, i bet the ski patroller would give him a free pass for doin his job for him. Damn ski patrol!
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yeah we would've kicked some ass if we weren't greatly outnumbered, there were 7 of them and 4 of us and more snowboarders would've came if there was a fight. Unfortunately at this place, probably 97 of 100 people snowboard and most of them suck maybe 1 or 2 are decent. but because of the lack of people to back us up, we would've succeeded at getting our asses kicked...it pisses me off
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Actually I did stab one kid. Sorta. He was stepping on my back tip with his board so I couldnt move when I was tryin to get on the lift. So I jabbed at him with my pole. I thought I missed him and hit a fence he was leaning on. The rest of the night they all said 'Don't stab me.' every time they saw me.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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heres what i woulda done:
1) Hit them with my car
2) Asked them why they were being so gay (which you did) then when they say b/c they just dont like you, they feel like morons. Usually when someone messes with me, ill find them at the park or something and show their asses up, that almost always shuts them up.....BUt, if i were you, i would hit em with my car
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That happened to me once. There were like 10 snowboarders and 2 of us, and the posse-leader kid asked me if i wanted to fight at the top of the hill. Sure enough i dropped my poles and chased his sorry ass, the funniest part is that he kept asking to fight me as he started to go down the hill. I told him to stand still next time so i could beat his punkass into a fine pulp. He left me alone the rest of the night after i actually stepped-up to fight him after his stupid taunts.
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Man there was a fight today at my hill over that...well no fight but it was so f'n close. Some fags were wrecking our jump because they didnt have anything better to do, and eventually we ended up with all our shit off halfway down the hill up in eachother's faces....it was fuckin serious, we all had our gloves off. And I WORK at this hill too, so some of our staff were steppin up behind us backing us up, and these little bitches started backing down. But the main point im making is I was one of 2 of the skiers that were on our side, the rest were all snowboarders who just respect the skill and that. The only ones who say 'skiings gay' either live in MB(here) and dont realize that its not like that in the mountains, or little 10 year olds trying to pull off the punk image
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THAT BASTARD!!!!
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The more I think about it the more I think we could've taken those snowboarders. We had ski boots one kick with those could probably lay em out.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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hmmm, i remember last year builin a jump with a friend, and like 3 snowboarders asked if they could help, and they helped and shit and it was cool, then we all hit it a lot
-Grant
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i would have taken off my skis and started twirling around in circles making death cries, and then if more came, id pick up my skis and do the same with more dramatic war cries
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yea that sux where do u ski?
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'I'm still Ugly'
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Fucken shit, im never going to try and post a pic again,
but it would have been a funny picture, of the worst thing in the world....
AHWAw
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i was skiing yesterday and someone had made a jump, and a bunch of people were sitting around watching, it was cool, there were a couple boarders hitting it who were cool. but i've noticed that there are cool boarders, then there are the gay boarders, the cool ones are the ones who help you make the kicker, then they will hit it with you and be cool about it. the gay ones will sit there and criticize every fucking thing you do....i dunno, i got a bit confused toward the end of this post, so it might not make total sense...oh well
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all the snowboarders i work with are cool with me b/c i'll hit the same stuff they do and try to throw down instead of destroying the lips. but alot of the time the random kids that ski at MY mt. will give me crap b/c i ski when they can only grab. just try to show them you ski harder than they ride by throwing down as big as you can.
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yeah, iv'e never really had a problem with any snowboarders, that sucks dude.
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One of my friends that helped build the jump was a snowboarder. The kids asked him why he was hanging around with gay skiers. I've met a couple of cool snowboarders but from my personal experience theyre mostly asses.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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