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So you want to easily fuck a girl without seeming like a complete bitch
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as long as shes not strictly down with "my humps" and "the g-units" i cant see this not working.... cd should include, but is not limited to...
animal collective- grass
common rider- small stone
ambulance ltd.- anecdote (very important)
the microphones- the moon (also very important)
cut copy- autobahn music box
the features- exhibit A (a little intensity)
the clash- (so many, but... "gates of the west" has definitely worked before)
tv on the radio- staring at the sun
les savy fav- the sweat descends (gets her worked up a bit)
ted leo and the pharmacists- biomusicology
the halo benders- virginia reel around the fountain
doves- black and white town
microphones- universe
against me!- cavalier eternel
prefuse 73; (anyting instrumental ie detchibe)
neutral milk hotel- in the areoplane over the sea
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you are really dumb to assume these songs will get you laid with any chick. It's guys like you that i wish girls would realize were just in it for the pussy. Go back to 9th grade.
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im speechless as to just how retarded you are, and how desperate you are... wow... just wow
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wait a minute, you are saying a good way to get yourself laid is to make a cd (i dont care what music is on it)!?!?!?
maybe to a 13 yearold slut who already has one child.
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hahah if you had any hopes of getting laid no cd would make a difference
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fuck those are some kickin' beats dawg!
(cough)
yeah but seriously neutral milk hotel and Tv on the radio are so sweet i like communist daughter from NMH as well.
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yea i bet youve tried that
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against me!- cavalier eternel
hahahahahahaha WHAT?!!?!?!
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ummm cheesy but i like some of the songs
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oh and try "turn your lights down low" by Bob Marley and Lauryn Hill
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i love the song biomusicology, it is so amazing
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ever heard of that song, holy virgin?
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dude, just play whatever music you dig, there is no magic song, well, there are a few that are damn good, but the music wont get you laid buddy, it's your actions and style of speech that get you there.
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^tru its all about the MOJO
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^ Your a fucking faggot, thats the fucking stupidest shit i have ever heard, mojo, fucking bitch and the dude who made the threads a fucking loser.
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wow mike, little bit of rage pent up there. a good flowing mix cd helps to keep a constant mood, its up to you to guess her taste. its not smart to play a nice slow song then an heavy track. that def. doesnt help.
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Detchibe defienetly does not lubricate my vagina.
Not that I have a vagina or anything... just save the money you would have spent on a CD and buy a pie or a Chia Pet
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One of the best mixes I've seen posted on this site... There are def. some songs I wouldn't have on it but if a girl made me a mix that opened with Animal Collective and had 2 Microphones songs on it I'd sleep with her!!!
And the thread should have been titled, "if you want to fuck a cool girl, not a retard!!!"
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maybe go forward to ninth grade
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Do you have to play this cd for a girl? Or do you just make it and they appear. (I'm just trying to get all the details straight before I make the cd).
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just make it and they'll appear.
they will have thick rimmed glasses and nice knockers.
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all you need is game, mixtapes help but they wont be the reason you get laid
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i congradualte you on against me and common rider. but youre an idiot.
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booze... all you need is booze. lol atleast itd be better than listening to that damn cd
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holy shit common rider, you are the only person i have ever heard refer to them on NS lead singer of operation ivy (Jesse Michaels) band
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all you need is "Coltrane for Lovers"
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All you need is hours and hours of Megadeath.
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the easiest way to fuck a girl is to get a professional woman. cheaper then dinner at a nice restaraunt, and she leaves.
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