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Dane Cook

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Ski_Unit_19
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Probably one of the funniest guys out there... and he is hosting snl this weekend!!!
Dec 1 2005 11:02PM
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SchweitzerSki
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i was gonna make a dane cook thread. he is so fucking funny i laughed the entire way through his cd. everything was funny. he's a genious
Dec 1 2005 11:03PM
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mattster
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I THINK SOMEONE MAY HAVE SHIT ON THE COATS !
Dec 1 2005 11:04PM
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jimmychung
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are you serious? that's going to be so funny. he's definitely the shit. retaliation is the biggest comedy album since one of steve martin's in the 70s, and he's from MA, go new england yeaaah.
Dec 1 2005 11:04PM
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SchweitzerSki
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thank you welch's god for this jelly intervention!!!
Dec 1 2005 11:06PM
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mz2288
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What i hope it wasnt on my coat

heres another

Im a riot your a fuckin riot!!!
Dec 1 2005 11:07PM
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SchweitzerSki
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are you out of your fucking mind?
you really are out of your fucking mind!
Dec 1 2005 11:08PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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ITS THAT SOUND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH INFANTS!!
Dec 1 2005 11:11PM
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jibvermont
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...i got an erection and yes it was a good one and guys know its always different makes and models, your never sure.. some days it looks sad and very orc like and its drifting away and your ballsac is stuck to your thigh, like its trying to escape.

sac: i don't want to be your sac no more, i refuse to be a part of your satchel.

dane: come on back sac

sac: no, no, no, i'm offended by you and your underpants.
Dec 1 2005 11:28PM
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hoodskiier
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haha dane cook is a funny motherfucker
Dec 1 2005 11:34PM
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SchweitzerSki
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dane cook is a SILLY BITCH
Dec 1 2005 11:57PM
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sherpasrock
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http://notsokoolaid.ytmnd.com/

bhahahahha i love dane cook.

whats really creepy is my friends younger brother's name is dane cook.
Dec 1 2005 11:58PM
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cLyOnS_45
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im not gonna lie, i made a Dane Cook thread a while back and i think there were a few others before mine...yes very funny.
Dec 2 2005 12:15AM
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Danger.
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"GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!"
Dec 2 2005 12:20AM
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grubix2
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I think he's pretty funny, but I hate how everyone goes around quoting him all the time. It gets old. I can't even go to a party here on campus without 20 people running around "someone shit on the coats". Like it seriously ruins it after a while. Everyone did the same thing with dave chappelle before he went insane too. Like it makes it not funny anymore. Way to ruin it.
Dec 2 2005 12:40AM
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Danger.
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do you want to fight?
Dec 2 2005 12:42AM
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ski_Crystal
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i don't like that- when juice wears tights. thats a horrible combination, when juice wears tights
Dec 2 2005 12:45AM
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OAK_TREE
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he brought the word TWAT back into my vocabulary.
Dec 2 2005 12:51AM
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timofysmif
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dane cook is lame, conan obrian and jay london are way better
Dec 2 2005 12:51AM
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grubix2
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as a matter of fact i do... you better hope i don't punch you "...RIGHT IN THE FACE!"

Thats what it's like for me. No matter what someone say, one of my friends has a dane cook quote for it.
Dec 2 2005 12:56AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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its like daddy just slapped mommy at the dinner table
Dec 2 2005 3:18PM
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skierdudeguy
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what is it about walgreens, the second you walk in there, you just want to steal?
Dec 2 2005 3:26PM
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pierceme
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hey i just got an idea. I have both retaliation cd's and harmful if swallowed on my comp. U guys want me to make a NSradio Dane Cook show?
Dec 2 2005 3:35PM
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ItsPhil
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haha hes fuckin hilarious. thats sick that hes hosting snl ill have to watch it

"ohhh my dick feels like cornnn"
"gimme the butter baby gimme the butter"
Dec 2 2005 3:39PM
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klimp
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i dont mean to be an elitist dick or anything, dane cook is hilarious, i just think that he's a bit overrated, harmful if swallowed was hilarious, but i wasn't as impressed with retaliation, it was a lot of the same stuff, he is really funny though
Dec 2 2005 4:11PM
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ISkiSwitch
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^ Dane Cook is funnier than you.
Dec 2 2005 4:18PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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that would be sweet
Dec 2 2005 7:04PM
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gravity13
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AND THE PICKLESSSS
Dec 2 2005 7:26PM
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GingerKid08
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dude make the radio show
Dec 2 2005 8:00PM
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Crow
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oh please do, haha that would be soo sweet. make it!
Dec 2 2005 8:17PM
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brokenconcept24
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dane cook on justice files:

"you know why i love it? because i love justice. and files. and when the two come together i could blow a justicy load. omg files. and justice."

probably my favorite one ever. but i also love at the wal...
Dec 2 2005 9:12PM
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Wolverine21
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"fuck you mr. kool-aid man, fucking fix my wall before my dad comes home and gives me a beating with his belt. hes not gonna believe a talking glass of kool-aid came bursting through the wall. bursting through the wall is cool? using the front door is fucking cool."
funniest guy ever
Dec 2 2005 11:32PM
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dammitmike
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people care too much about what is mainstream. i saw his shit on comedy central presents dane cook years back and i heard harmful if swallowed back when it was released. retaliation came out and all my friends had heard it somewhere and i still thought it was hilarious. i hear his shit over and over and its still just purely funny. who cares if he finally blew up and people are buying his cd. great thats what his goal as a comedian is. hes been a comedian for 15 years im glad he finally caught his big break.
Dec 3 2005 12:46AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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well played
Dec 3 2005 12:47AM
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Liam.
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that dane cook is one silly bitch
Dec 3 2005 12:52AM
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soulskier
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i just finished watching him on the Conan Obrien show...
Dec 3 2005 1:15AM
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-LineDarkside-
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I can Recite the Harmful if Sswallowed album off by heart. He is hilarios.

"Who gets attacked by bees? Fuck bees. I WOULD PUNCH EVERY BEE IN THE FACE"
Dec 3 2005 8:38AM
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sKILOve07
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hes one of the few comedians who is always funny and thinks of stuff no one else would
Dec 3 2005 8:49AM
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M+M
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dane cook = comedian god
Dec 3 2005 11:04AM
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*DrewT*
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he's good at making stuff up as he goes to like he'll ask the people in the audience stuff and then make jokes about it for 3 minutes.

"one minute pal" "no problem buddy" "I'll be right with you chief" "no problem... gaylord" hahaha
Dec 3 2005 11:40AM
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dammitmike
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haha yeah like:

dane: "sir if you could have any super power what would it be"
guy: "uhh jesus..."
dane: "you wanna be jesus? you egotistical prick. look at this guy wants to be jesus. ahh christ... not you. enjoy your spaghetti your very egotistical."
Dec 3 2005 2:24PM
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pierceme
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which cd do u want to hear? I can probably only do one cd per show, but i guess i could make more than one show.
Dec 3 2005 3:19PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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so how did everyone like snl?
Dec 4 2005 2:13AM
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Mattman
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^ it was good, he open monologe was great
Dec 4 2005 2:21AM
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SchweitzerSki
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do you think he just fell onto mtv or something? have you ever heard him talk about his life? do you know how hard he worked to get where he is? pretty damn hard. he is a funny funny guy, and people embrace funny nowadays. and he deserves to be fucking mainstream. it's not like he just woke up one morning and decided to be funny. he worked his whole life to get where he is and he worked in comedy bars and clubs for a long time. not like he just fell into their studio or something
Dec 4 2005 6:24AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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yeah but he used a lot of the same material
Dec 4 2005 1:24PM
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hucker22
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i dont even like jelly
Dec 4 2005 2:20PM
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slimbruddah
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I'm not trying to be an ass or anything.. but I think he is a horrbile comedian, his material is just random and brutal. But that's what I just think and we are all different.
Dec 4 2005 4:36PM
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CooksCorner
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^Okay. Nice cover with the 'we're all different crap.

"Who dies from bees? I'd punch every bee. (Air Punch) FUCK YOU BEE!!!"
Dec 4 2005 7:02PM
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