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SkiMN
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Just post anything funny or amusing. Anything goes.
Dec 1 2005 9:36PM
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Stan_Darsh
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Lil G's rhymes and how he cant ski. and how his friend, i forget his name that starts wiht a P says fakie zero spins
Dec 1 2005 9:37PM
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sethpistol02
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Why are there no amusement parks in China?
Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides!
Dec 1 2005 9:41PM
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SkiMN
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Forgot to post my own.

One time a kid, let's call him a moron, was pretending to throw his pole at his friend through a chalet window. The dumbass accidentally let go, and put a big ass crack in the window.

A couple years back I played the trombone in the school jazz band. One day when the band director was asking who wanted what parts, I proudly proclaimed "I call first boner"

A little boy wrote to Santa-
Please send me a sister.

Santa wrote back-
Okay, send me your mother
Dec 1 2005 9:49PM
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hemlockjibber8
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it took 5 women 2 years to give birth to Mr T
Dec 1 2005 9:51PM
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hemlockjibber8
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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Dec 1 2005 9:52PM
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anti_bunk
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http://www.skoopy.com/show2.php?id=868&type=VID
Dec 1 2005 9:52PM
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skibabe2569
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i'm watching south park and thats funny. its the one with the homeschooled kids. excellent
Dec 1 2005 9:53PM
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Stan_Darsh
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i dunno... what is?
Dec 1 2005 9:54PM
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hemlockjibber8
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Acne waits until your at least 14 to come on your face.
Dec 1 2005 9:54PM
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Chuck_Norris
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butthole

bahahhaaa
Dec 1 2005 9:55PM
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snocone2001
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thats fucking sick
Dec 1 2005 9:56PM
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lalalalaura
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"If a vegan swallows cum, is she sacrificing her beliefs?"
Dec 1 2005 10:00PM
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