Replying to Turn your head and cough

Yea so I was at the eye doctor today... no he didn't feel my balls up, but it made me think back to doctor office experiences. The last time I got a physical I didn't get a physician fondling, I guess they figure I'm old enough that I can tell if one of my balls are in my stomach. Anyway when I was 16 I had this weirdo doctor, it was my first time I went to him, and he was like drop your pants there, so I'm dreading the turning of the head and coughage just like any otehr kid, and then he comes up and he's just like, alright let me feel your balls here... goddamnit what the hell, use medical terminology, I dunno it weirded me out. However, I did have a friend who had a physical... but they also had a bunch of med students at the office that day and the doctor was demonstrating for them. So he had to get the turn your head and cough in front of about 20 students who were taking notes as the doctor's cold hands touched a reluctant sac.