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gravteck
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Yea so I was at the eye doctor today... no he didn't feel my balls up, but it made me think back to doctor office experiences. The last time I got a physical I didn't get a physician fondling, I guess they figure I'm old enough that I can tell if one of my balls are in my stomach. Anyway when I was 16 I had this weirdo doctor, it was my first time I went to him, and he was like drop your pants there, so I'm dreading the turning of the head and coughage just like any otehr kid, and then he comes up and he's just like, alright let me feel your balls here... goddamnit what the hell, use medical terminology, I dunno it weirded me out. However, I did have a friend who had a physical... but they also had a bunch of med students at the office that day and the doctor was demonstrating for them. So he had to get the turn your head and cough in front of about 20 students who were taking notes as the doctor's cold hands touched a reluctant sac.
Dec 26 2002 4:38PM
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youneedmorelumber
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ha, in front of 20 people, that would SUCK. unless of course, they were female students, but it would still suck



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Dec 26 2002 6:20PM
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mammothpunks
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haaaa haaaa you fags. my doctors a chick


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Dec 26 2002 7:10PM
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gravteck
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Lol... well here's the thing about a female doctor... what if you were attracted and you popped one... my excuse would be, it's easier to reach the balls that way.
Dec 26 2002 7:14PM
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skier_boy26
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my doctor told me not to pierce my penis and not to do other bad things with it
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Dec 26 2002 7:45PM
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powder99
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ya man, getting a check up is scary, i havent been since my doctor grabed my balls which was a couple years ago, my dads a doctor so i just get him to get me medication or see if i broke anything now, the idea of a guy grabbing my nuts even if he is a doctor is just something i dont ever want to experience

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Dec 26 2002 9:25PM
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wiener
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my friends dad was my ureologist and he had to fondle my balls and cock to make sure thy werent damaged after a big ski crash
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 26 2002 9:36PM
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Se7en
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My female doc is hot....so hard not to pop one when she gives my a physical...



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Dec 26 2002 10:10PM
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I had that same exam when i was 15..

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Dec 27 2002 12:11AM
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KootenayGuy
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imagine being a doctor and having to stick your face in some guys smelly crotch. i dont think they like it either

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Dec 27 2002 12:41AM
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youneedmorelumber
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yeah, i think my first physical was when i was 15 too



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Dec 27 2002 12:45AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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My doctor just reaches in my pants and touches them and hes done. Its quick but it still sucks.

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Dec 27 2002 12:58AM
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roswel
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as a pilot i have to get a physical once a year. my doctor is pretty cool though, he's a hard core biker dude. he has like 3 harley's and this huge santa type beard. super nice guy though. but ya he still has to feel my balls....damn



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Dec 27 2002 1:19AM
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skier_boy26
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well, my doctor is a skier, which is cool... but yes, when i get physicals, he still messes with stuff
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Dec 27 2002 1:24AM
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Ds91260
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my friend, on his first inspection, had a hot girl doc, and he popped one, but the whole ball feeling thing is the reason i dont go to the doctor ne more
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Dec 27 2002 2:05AM
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Lanemeyers
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When we were young, me and my two brothers had to have physicals done. I went first, turn, cough, done, female doctor, no probs.... then my older bro goes.... smae thing...done. well then, it is time for my little bro to go so we stayed in the room with him, cause he was a lot younger.... anyways, our doctor goes, grabs his balls and he fuckin farts on her hand. Hahahahaha, my mom, me and my bro nearly died of laughter. HAahahah, pure gold...

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Dec 27 2002 9:31AM
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VC
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So I had a job fighting forest fires this summer and I had to get a special physical for it. My buddy who had already done the fire physical before compltely convinced me that they needed to check my prostate. So I go into the office thinking im going to be violated. Turns out that you don't have to, but my friends are just assholes. That was probably the worst feeling ever, sitting there thinking iwas going to be walking funny for the rest of the day
Dec 27 2002 1:50PM
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haha, I have this little chineese dude that barely talks english....he's cool though.
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Dec 27 2002 2:02PM
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mogul_racer
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It must be pretty sweet to be the doctor. I mean, you go in the bathroom and do it yourself. Shit, I must be a doctor!!
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Dec 27 2002 2:09PM
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gravteck
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Farts on his hand?? wasdhfasdfasd; wwahhaah'adsjfkaf'
Dec 27 2002 2:48PM
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SUpilot
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ha thats great. yeah i was getting a sports physical in the nurses office once in highschool and i asked the doctor 'is there any easier way to do this just to be an ass cause my other friends were down there with me waiting their turns' and he was like 'well we could flop it up on the table and cut it open if you would like'.

i laughed out loud when i read the 'let me feel your balls' statement....thats great. ha.
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Dec 27 2002 5:49PM
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gravteck
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Hahaha... I was thinking about that section in med school, can you imagine going up to a model set of testicles and having to play w/ them, lol. That reminds me. Back in highschool Freshmen year in health class, we had to learn cpr, and we had these dummies to practice on, and then this one kid slipped the dummy some tongue, genius.
Dec 27 2002 6:46PM
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why do you have to turn your head and cough? am i stupid for asking?

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Dec 27 2002 6:56PM
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five0
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i think my first physeical was when i was like 7-8..is that bad?
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Dec 28 2002 12:12AM
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SUpilot
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thats so the doc can tell if you have a hernia...
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Dec 28 2002 12:31AM
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Ds91260
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farted on his hand hahahahahhaha, shit thats funny, did she keep goin or run out of the room
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Dec 28 2002 12:37AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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haha that's awsome jonas... and yeah. chicks doctors are where it's at, and if you can't control it when she's sticking her frozen hand on your nuts then you've got other, 'premature', problems to worry about.
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Dec 28 2002 1:54AM
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gravteck
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When some people are nervous they pop them, and conversely, when some people are nervous they can't pop them, it just depends on the person. No it's not bad that you had a physical when you were that young... I had them when I was that young... I think I've had about 4 or 5 physicals, I had to get them every year for football too.
Dec 28 2002 2:16AM
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wiener
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i had a doctor check my prostate. he stuck his finger in my ass. it wasent that bad
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 28 2002 2:47AM
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