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Heres the story of my life:
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The Story of my life
by me
....Why?
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because you touch yourself at night
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did u just find out u were gay?
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you just come out of the emo end of the closet or something buddy, what the fucks up with this
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haha where the hell did that come from?
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seriously, where does any of it come from... its just how it is
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thats against my religion
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and the moral of the story is that stories should'nt have morals
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your life story is you die trippin on acid at the mountain.
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hey man i never said i was going to trip on acid. i cant get acid right now. so fuck it, i ski high, and sometimes sober
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lets see, what usual insult hasnt been used, o yes...you were adopted and addicted to animal porn.
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who told you about the animal porn??
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why? to ski. why else? sex. why else? well, thats why you became a stripper and started getting abused by govenment agents blackmailing you with the outtakes of sesame street etc.
did i guess right?
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dont let this ignorant little fucker get to you man, skiing+LSD=amazing
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dont let this ignorant little fucker get to you man, skiing +LSD = you dumb fuck
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have u ever tried it? cuz if you had, you would know its a beautiful experince
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what, the hammers, or the poop?
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fall out of your chair on purpose then get out pretending like it never happend
if you preform this manoooover correctly
you get laid?
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dude ! lemonade is gods gift to lemons ! and ade !
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and then alice acting like the dumb, curious blonde she was, decided to follow some random fucking rabit.
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feed your kids? i need these bricks
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40 tons in total indeed i SNIIIIFFFFF
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