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How to make liquor?

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creedman672
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anyone know how to make liquor from like fruit? i heard of this pruno shit and theres a mad funny article on it here http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm but yeah..
anyone know how to make a not completely disgusting home made liquor?
Nov 30 2005 10:57AM
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back_woods
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someone made a thread on this a while ago, its doable but itll taste like shit and you might poision yourself. unless your underage living in some hardcore christian state itll be cheaper just to buy shit beer
Nov 30 2005 11:01AM
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powder_2_the_people
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word. if you mess up you could blind yourself with grain alcohol
Nov 30 2005 11:03AM
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powder_2_the_people
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also it takes a helluva time and effort
Nov 30 2005 11:03AM
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Collgan
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and if you decide to make moonshine and have a still outside you have to be carefull cause it can explode. I guy i know in mantioba got in a lot of shit from that. him and his friends/cousins had a still out in a back corner of his wheat field in a stand of trees and dyring the process of making moonshine it is possible to have the sill catch fire cuase o fthe chemistry involved of fermantation and that shit. ne way the still caught fire and burned down a barn and half of his fathers wheat crop (which is a huge finacial loss) and 3 fire departments had to be called to put it out.

they then tried to claim it on insurance but for some reason insurance didn't cover it. i don't know why LOL

he then had to re sow a buch of the field by had as punishement.
Nov 30 2005 11:12AM
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snocone2001
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sounds yummy
Nov 30 2005 11:13AM
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heavymetalwinner
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at railway yards and old liqour mills they sell old whiskey barrels for like 50 bucks. You have to sign a waiver that you wont make booze with it and just use it as decoration. like cutting them in half and using it as a plant pot. so anyways all you gotta go with these barrels is fill it 3/4 full with water and the every few days turn it so the water moves around abit. anyways after awhile and i dunno but i think its a few months. take out the cork and pour yourself some whiskey. this works 100%. I have tasted the finished product and if you already drunk or dont care what your drinking, then its great. also good for mix drinks. if you like your whiskey alone your better ooff buying bottles of the shit.
Nov 30 2005 12:34PM
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sherpasrock
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i dunno about liquor, but my friend brews his own beer and root beer. the root beer is actually really really good.
Nov 30 2005 12:36PM
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MitchPee
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my grandfather used to make moonshine and he used to brew his own beer...he still thinks the drinking age is 18 hahaha
Nov 30 2005 1:19PM
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sherpasrock
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hahahahhaha. grandparents are awesome.
Nov 30 2005 2:15PM
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zepscratch
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you have to ferment wheat
Nov 30 2005 3:02PM
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nut
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At the simplest level, you can make alcohol by mixing sugars and yeast. Let them sit together for a while in the yeast's recommended temperature, and you have alochol.

Now, how to make good alcohol is a completely different story. I make my own beer and mead all the time. If you want more info., feel free to PM me or ask here. I don't want to go into a rant unless anyone cares to hear it.
Nov 30 2005 3:12PM
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watchmefall15
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take horse food, mix it with water and yeast, seal it in a barrel for 10 years an viola! you have jack daniels
Nov 30 2005 4:47PM
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back_woods
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brewing your own beer now thats a whole different story. with time and effort you will get incredibly cheap beer that tastes more disgusting than anything you have every drank
Nov 30 2005 4:49PM
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Anathema
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buy a bottle of hard liquor, pour it into a bucket, and say 'hey! look what i made!'
Nov 30 2005 4:50PM
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robbieA
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i thought it had to be like apple juice or sumthin
Nov 30 2005 5:06PM
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MitchPee
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actually it was pretty good but its cool you assume how it came out
Nov 30 2005 5:28PM
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Mr.Dick
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how about get a job and buy some
Nov 30 2005 5:35PM
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DrGonzo729
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yes accidentaly makin grain alchohol would be no bueno
Nov 30 2005 5:37PM
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bueyan
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GOOO HOMEEEE
Nov 30 2005 5:40PM
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Mr.Dick
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i am home
Nov 30 2005 5:42PM
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CanadianBacon
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A buddy of mine made some ether and what was left over was crzy strong moonshine! it wa like from motor oil and shit but im sure thats not the real way. BTW ether is bad stuff!
Nov 30 2005 5:57PM
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jenski*
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my mom thinks the drinking age is 18 still too :-) hope she doesnt get the memo till im 21
Nov 30 2005 5:59PM
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DunDunDun
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my budyys brother makes absinth
Nov 30 2005 6:01PM
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FUUUCK
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crushed apples bread and sugar, thats how they make hootch in prison
Nov 30 2005 6:05PM
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Logo
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e hum maybe it is easier to buy it...
Nov 30 2005 6:15PM
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FUUUCK
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according to the dicovery channel grpefruit is naturaly 4%alcohol when rippened
Nov 30 2005 6:20PM
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back_woods
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yeah it is cool man, your g-pappy brews shit beer, deal with it.


im just kidding, i was talking to whoever made this thread. with time and practice lots of people make good beer. I homebrew though, and so do a few people I know, and it all tastes like shit. assuming this kid isnt a savant, itll take him a long time to get it right, just like everybody else
Nov 30 2005 6:42PM
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nut
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If your beer tastes like shit, you're doing something wrong, or you have bad recipes.
Dec 1 2005 8:11PM
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BigJew
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Our neighbour makes wine. My parents are huge wine peole and they don't like it. It tastes like juice with a funny aftertaste, you can't tell it's alcohol. He got an alcohol testing kit and it turns out that its' got like 40% alcohol. Some of his older stuff had 60%
Dec 1 2005 9:51PM
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sethpistol02
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just drink some BuD Deisel and get intoxicated of your ass
Dec 1 2005 10:04PM
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Ski-hobo
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haha, funny article
Dec 1 2005 10:30PM
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