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A House Prank

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back_woods
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If you clicked on this expecting a funny story, sorry, I'm looking for ideas. heres the sitch:

Me, and one of my housemates owe these girls we know a good pranking. Theres three of em, living togethor in a two story house in a somewhat shady neighbourhood. We can get their keys, and thus get access to their house while theyre not home.

So what should we do? I'm looking for something big

Nov 29 2005 2:03PM
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Ghst
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SARAN WRAP THE TOILET SEATS! X-TREME!
Nov 29 2005 2:07PM
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MarkieR
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burn their house down while they are gone.
Nov 29 2005 2:10PM
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waynewong
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put clear jello in their toilets...it takes a few hours to set up...then pour an inch of water over the gelatin

or get a bunch of stryofoam packing nuggets (those anoying peanut things) and fill thier closet or bathroom...

or drydock their toilets...turn off the water line behind the bowl, flush the water out and drydock a brown snake for them
Nov 29 2005 2:13PM
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Timmy_G
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Yea steal their keys and enter their house then fuck shit up and have them charge you.... real good
Nov 29 2005 2:15PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
shit that is a good idea

is it semi-easy to get rid of later though? i dont want to pay a plumbing bill
Nov 29 2005 2:16PM
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coordy12
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^ ew
Nov 29 2005 2:17PM
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waynewong
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No plumber needed, but it is messy and gross to clean up, especially if they number two on top of it
Nov 29 2005 2:20PM
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whattheshit
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tell a crackhead that they can live in the house while you are gone for vacation.

hopefully they will come home at the same time when the crackhead is tweaking out because they can't find their baking soda.
Nov 29 2005 2:21PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
ok maybe I should clarefiy the sort of things im looking for

the best one we though up was to move all the furnitiure out of the front hall and draw the blinds, make it look as different as possible, and then get my older brothers friends, this big brown guy Waqar, to stay there for a bit, and then when they came home hed pretend hed rented the place from the landlord, and hed just moved in. "yeah there was a lot of stuff here lately...but Ms. (landlady) said that the stupid sluts hadnt paid their rent on time, so she got a man to come and take it all away"

but it was way too elaborate, because Waqar lives far away, and will not soon be down. And theres noone else we could subsistute

but yeah, shit like that, funny, not makin em hate us, as theyre friends
Nov 29 2005 2:25PM
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waynewong
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if your gonna start a war start a war!

No pussyfooting around when it comes to house pranks - now step up soldier and fall in line!

Police tape, fake blood, watch CSI make up a false murder scene and be sure to intercepot them prior to their arrival and tell them how fucked up the "event" was...make up something believable...


Call the local bible group/hari krishna/cult freaks and tell them that you live there and would like to talk about saving your soul...have them show up as soon as the girls get home.
Nov 29 2005 2:31PM
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ItsPhil
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upper deck their toilets
Nov 29 2005 4:23PM
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triebby
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"borrow" some appliances
Nov 29 2005 4:34PM
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soulskier
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call up Ryan Dunn and get him to come prank them for you. it would be on national telivision!!
Nov 29 2005 4:36PM
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-LineDarkside-
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I did a few with Kool-Aid.

simply to go to the grocery and get a few packages of Kool-Aid. Then while your 'prey' is away, simply spread it nice and liberally into her bed, best if done in stripes, to leave his body in different colors. This works best in a warm room where she is sure to sweat during the night to the utmost.

Or if there running a well, you open the well conver( With screw Driver). And dump tons of kool-aid in there. Well lets say for a few days the might have some Brape Berry Blast Showers.
Nov 29 2005 4:40PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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upper decker them in every toilet....simple but amusing...shit in the top part of a toilet and in like a week there entire house will reek of shit
Nov 29 2005 4:59PM
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danbrown
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the jello-in-the-toilet is a good idea
Nov 29 2005 5:58PM
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iridefattwins
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ok put baby poweder in there hair dryers ( like in the fan part at the side )so when they dry there hair the get a face full of baby powder
Nov 29 2005 6:03PM
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salamander
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the jello in the toilet also came from the show on MTV "homewrecker" with Ryan Dunn so no originality points for the dude who brought it up
Nov 29 2005 6:04PM
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Ruski
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thats disgusting!
Nov 29 2005 6:06PM
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STAUSS
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HAAAAAA YESSS! the upper deck lives!!!

id prob do that, or just poop in their sheets.
Nov 29 2005 6:15PM
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Tw1nT1ps
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upper deck it!!!
Nov 29 2005 6:46PM
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back_woods
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fuck why does everything on this site involve poop?

since it would be really funny though, im taking it under consideration. so far i like the hare krishna one best.
Nov 29 2005 7:21PM
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hype
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hahahahahahaha
Nov 29 2005 7:32PM
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freestyleskiin
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very true i just noticed that when u said it
Nov 29 2005 8:03PM
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Jaskittin
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Shave a bunch of shaving cream cans, and then once they are frozen, cut the open and pull out the forzen block and throw it into a small room and close the door. If you have enough, the entire room will be filled with shaving cream.
Nov 29 2005 8:16PM
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candidefan04
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that would be good if you did it half way, then shit in it, then did the rest so the shit was in the middle and then put water on top
Nov 29 2005 8:19PM
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cjgncjgn
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if you really wanna get em burn it down while they are sleeping....






( i am not responsible for any jail time)
Nov 29 2005 8:25PM
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freeskier0808
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well, i would say while they r gone find out when they r comin back and then have a bunch of gothic people do devil worshiping things that they do in there front yard, will definatly scare them, hmm u could always go with the burning cross, haha, or i liked the shaving cream idea i wanna try it an see it would work....

peace
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Nov 29 2005 8:34PM
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iridefattwins
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fuck off u know he ment save
Nov 29 2005 8:51PM
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freestyleskiin
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get a bunch of kevlar line and string it all over the house so they cant get through and cant cut it and then cut the power so they cant see it
Nov 29 2005 8:58PM
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NickMartini
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fill there toilets over the brim with horse shit(just got to like a farm)
Nov 29 2005 9:04PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Mail their names and addresses to the KKK, set up a south park style "ghost" in their front yard, and put big portraits of various horrible people in history(Stalin, Hitler, Saddam, etc..). That might make them hate you a little too much though, considering the entire neighborhood would probably be plotting to kill them.
Nov 29 2005 9:07PM
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010
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turn every item of furniture in their house upside-down
Nov 29 2005 9:50PM
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skiierman
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Take the door knobs out of the house.
Nov 29 2005 9:53PM
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back_woods
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hahah they live in montreal, in a really ethinically mixed nieghbourhood
Nov 29 2005 10:04PM
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hucker22
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ya put lacsitives in there coffee creamer. i saw it on home wreaker
Nov 29 2005 10:13PM
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*Fujative*
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hah amy mom did that with limburger cheese in college.. do that
Nov 29 2005 10:15PM
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anti_bunk
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i just saw on tv a really good one. get sodium iodide (i think) and hydrogen peroxide. take the hydrogen peroxide and dump it in the toilet and take the sodium iodide and put that in the tank (on the top) of the toilet. when it flushes they will mix and it will overflow the toilet with big frothy foam.
Nov 29 2005 10:27PM
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.nafus.
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thats legit
Nov 29 2005 11:45PM
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salomonsqueak
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put mcdonalds balls in their car
Nov 29 2005 11:48PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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thats awesome
Nov 29 2005 11:58PM
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Rich
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powdered milk

put it between the sheets and mattress of their beds

everyone sweats in their sleep. The sweat will mix with the milk powder to make small traces of milk. This in turn will go sour after a couple of nights sweaty sleep and within a couple of days the girls and their room's will stink to hell.

Trust me, it works!
Nov 30 2005 12:02AM
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back_woods
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thats sick, i will definitly involve that somehow
Nov 30 2005 12:03AM
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shea.
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nail or screw or whateva.... all there furinture and every thing they own that can be screwed to the ceiling upside down
Nov 30 2005 5:31AM
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Caramba
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bury their car in snow, then pour water on and leave it overnight so in the morning the cart is in a big block of ice and cant be got out. we did it tot his guy who parked in our driveway last year and he couldnt move it in the morning so we called the cops and they took it away with a big crane / truck. it was great.
Nov 30 2005 5:27PM
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DrGonzo729
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if you have lots of time, slice open their pillows and fill them with, cheese, fish, mayo, etc... stuff that will stink bad in a few days, and sew them back up
Nov 30 2005 5:32PM
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couchskier
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sounds like the one with your buddy looking like he rented is fun but take it another level like porn movies are made there, scatter massive amounts of porn around the place
Nov 30 2005 5:59PM
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