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C.R.420
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www.deathclock.com

enjoy!
Nov 29 2005 9:04AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
benn posted b4, but still funny
Nov 29 2005 9:42AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
how gay, im only gunna be 74 years old when i die
Nov 29 2005 9:46AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
me too on december 30th
Nov 29 2005 10:02AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
sept 22, 2059. 74
Nov 29 2005 10:06AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
sept 10th, 2061
Nov 29 2005 10:10AM
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hugeairkid
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 29
October 2nd, 2077
Nov 29 2005 10:18AM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
2057 :(
Nov 29 2005 10:21AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
August 12, 2074 , great i'm gonna die on my dad's birthday
Nov 29 2005 10:23AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
August 23, 2084
Nov 29 2005 10:30AM
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PIMP23
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
December 5 2062 73years old
Nov 29 2005 10:49AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
2075
Nov 29 2005 10:57AM
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Xoe
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
2068.

Well....shit.
Nov 29 2005 11:08AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Monday, February 9, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,868,004,498
Nov 29 2005 1:50PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
2025
Nov 29 2005 1:53PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Monday, July 24, 2084

so thats... 95 years old. Damn... Ill be skiing for a long ass time.
Nov 29 2005 1:54PM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
Thursday June 14, 2085. damn thats a long ass time
Nov 29 2005 2:12PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
Friday the 13th! november 2054

73? Not fucking likely. Short of any disease or accidents i'll live to be 90 for sure.
Nov 29 2005 3:22PM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
97!
april 8 2086
Nov 29 2005 3:32PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
96 years old bitches
Nov 29 2005 3:32PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
december 25, 2074.
Nov 29 2005 3:33PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
89 years
Nov 29 2005 3:35PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
i'm gonna be 49 WTF?
Nov 29 2005 3:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Friday, December 13, 2080

so i'll be 94! yahoooo!
Nov 29 2005 3:40PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
Saturday, December 30, 2062
Nov 29 2005 3:42PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
I'll be 73...
Nov 29 2005 3:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Tues, july 15, 1981. Dying when I'm 94 suckas.
Nov 29 2005 3:43PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
^you're already dead!

Sunday, February 11, 2063
Nov 29 2005 3:47PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
HA
Nov 29 2005 3:51PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
^^ haha

Wednesday, March 8, 2062 1,775,635,486 seconds left to live
Nov 29 2005 3:54PM
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scarroll
Posts: 420 - Karma: 10
June 5, 2064

like 74- good enough for me.
Nov 29 2005 4:06PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ahahahahahahahaha 2081******* woops!
Nov 29 2005 4:07PM
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Galin
Posts: 2342 - Karma: 3,940
what the hell... i'll only live to 59
Nov 29 2005 4:09PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
good luck^^
Nov 29 2005 4:10PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
Thursday, February 3, 2039

WHAT THE FUCK

i'm only gonna be 57
Nov 29 2005 4:11PM
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robbieA
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haha mine stayed may 8 2065 even wen i put in smoking
Nov 29 2005 4:13PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
what does BMI mean?
Nov 29 2005 4:18PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
scroll down a little bit and youll see
Nov 29 2005 4:20PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
The Lethal Danger of Being Fat
Excess weight has a dramatic impact on one’s health. The BMI (body mass index) is a way to measure your disease risk based on your height to weight ratio. People with a BMI of 25 to 29 are considered overweight and those with a BMI of 30 or more are considered obese.
Nov 29 2005 4:20PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
I found it. nevermind. I'll be 57
Nov 29 2005 4:21PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,411
2/1/57. Fuck me that's literally 2 years after my retirement fund date. Whelp time to sell everything, live in a van, and have the riskiest lifestyle to prove to this clock that it's WRONG!
Oct 8 2020 11:39PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,130
73 is optimistic
Oct 8 2020 11:59PM
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soulskier
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soulskier89 years


74 to go
Oct 9 2020 1:01AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6891 - Karma: 24,559
2074 May too so possibly some spring skiing for the end of times
yolo or do you have to do it again and keep on lapping the hill?
Oct 9 2020 1:24AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,130


me:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/975484/Eye-Trip---Trailer
Oct 9 2020 12:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
April 1st, 2066. Does that mean I won’t actually die?
Oct 9 2020 1:01PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,975
Aug 3, 2015
Oct 9 2020 1:18PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
August 21, 2071
Oct 9 2020 4:39PM
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MeenaSmalls
Posts: 888 - Karma: 1,776
feb 1 2053 fuck
Oct 18 2020 10:06PM
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
6/9 2069
Oct 18 2020 11:21PM
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-skian-
Posts: 332 - Karma: 1,459
On my birthday...

As I turn 84


Funnily enough, 84 has always been an important number to me, and I actually had a vision, well not a vision, sorta an epiphany years ago and I knew I would die at 84. How do they know?

**This post was edited on Oct 18th 2020 at 11:47:54pm
Oct 18 2020 11:46PM
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