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Bizarre sexually suggestive town names

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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Intercourse, Alabama
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Clapper Gap, California
Rough and Ready, California
Climax, Colorado
Blue Ball, Delaware
Cumming, Georgia
French Lick, Indiana
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Sugartit, Kentucky
Eros, Louisiana
Assawoman Bay, Maryland
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Conception, Missouri
Square Butt, Montana
Horneytown, N. Carolina
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Sugar Tit, S. Carolina
Tootertown, S. Carolina
Oral, S. Dakota
Humptulips, Washington

Dec 24 2002 5:44PM
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SkiHead
Posts: 154 - Karma: 11
ghoneria lake, canada


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Feb 11 2003 8:01PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
williamsport, ma

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Feb 11 2003 8:14PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
someone probably already said this but:
mianus Conecticut (sp?).

I got that from Jackass
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Feb 11 2003 9:39PM
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OReJow
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unfortunatly, the town formerly known as Gay Head, Massachusettes is now known by its rightful indian name, Aquinnah MA

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
Feb 11 2003 9:47PM
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Phrosty
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gunnison is commonly known as the g-spot.



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Feb 11 2003 11:38PM
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Jgstewart8
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
fuck dude I live like 10 minutes from SugarTit south carolina
Feb 11 2003 11:51PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Uranus - MilkyWay
Sukmecokof' - Iraq
Southern Haven - NZ
Titsahandful - China


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Feb 12 2003 9:21AM
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petek
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buckfut nebraska
now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
Feb 12 2003 4:31PM
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C.J.
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 72
This is an old page but I live in Rough and Ready!



I NEED SNOW UNDER MY FEET AND NOW!
Sep 20 2004 9:52PM
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sconnyFC
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phrosty you liar, gunnison is know as Gun-Rack to anyone who lives there.








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Sep 20 2004 10:07PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
JGstewart....where is Sugar Tit? I grew up in Greenville, but I don't know Sugar Tit.


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Sep 20 2004 10:12PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Dixon... Dicks in or Dicks ON





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Sep 20 2004 10:14PM
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the_friesz
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 18
Old thread, but worth bringing back momentarily...

Beaver, Utah, you stop in this town and every business in town is named beaver something, their High School's marquee read's Beaver High- home of the beaver's, it's great...
A little further down the road is the non sex related but still aptly named: Toquerville, UT


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Sep 20 2004 10:20PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Haha, it's 'the sperm whales go to dildo-island right inside conception bay'
Sep 20 2004 11:04PM
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davidh
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ya, you ripped those off out of a ski mag.I cant remember which one, but i thing it was in freeze. cheater
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Sep 21 2004 3:49AM
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Icelander
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There is a Dildo Key, in the Florida Keys.
Sep 21 2004 5:02AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Theres no shagnasty michigan moron, its saginaw, but everyone calles it shagnasty.





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Sep 21 2004 5:25AM
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Joe.
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ragina, canada




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 21 2004 5:55AM
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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
Fucking, Austria. (it rhymes with 'cooking')
Aug 9 2010 5:24PM
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BrewskiJr
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I was looking at my Deer Park water bottle today and saw it was made in

Bangor, Pennsylvania.
Aug 9 2010 5:32PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Intercourse, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Virginville, PA
Jugtown, PA
Bird-In-Hand, PA
Big Beaver, PA
Climax, PA
Deposit, PA
Lick Run, PA



Aug 9 2010 5:35PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
Bags, Wyoming
Aug 9 2010 5:37PM
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Kale
Posts: 839 - Karma: 671
I live in middlesex PA
Aug 9 2010 5:38PM
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Chompo.
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fucking, austria

Its real look it up if you dont believe me.
Aug 9 2010 5:53PM
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Balzberg
Posts: 538 - Karma: 470
gaylord, michigan
Aug 9 2010 6:07PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
fucking, austria

Aug 9 2010 6:11PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
Aschau (pronounced Ass-chaw), Austria

And the best part is that its a part of the kitzbuhel ski area. ski aschau!
Aug 9 2010 6:11PM
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I_Am_Mod
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"fucking" in austria
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the town has a big problem funding their road signs since almost every day tourists come to the town and steal the road signs saying "fucking"

there's also a town called fucker in germany

Aug 9 2010 6:12PM
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1337
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guess what my current city is set to on facebook......
Aug 9 2010 6:14PM
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Travapple.
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Gay, Michigan.
Aug 9 2010 6:44PM
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dmc12380
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Penis, VT
Aug 9 2010 7:06PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
fucking, austria

/end thread
Aug 9 2010 7:24PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
just kidding 1337 beat me
Aug 9 2010 7:25PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
yes.
Aug 9 2010 7:28PM
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zahava
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Yeah Canada! haha.
Aug 9 2010 8:21PM
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