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Bizarre sexually suggestive town names

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gravteck
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Intercourse, Alabama
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Clapper Gap, California
Rough and Ready, California
Climax, Colorado
Blue Ball, Delaware
Cumming, Georgia
French Lick, Indiana
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Sugartit, Kentucky
Eros, Louisiana
Assawoman Bay, Maryland
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Conception, Missouri
Square Butt, Montana
Horneytown, N. Carolina
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Sugar Tit, S. Carolina
Tootertown, S. Carolina
Oral, S. Dakota
Humptulips, Washington

Dec 24 2002 5:44PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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hahah those are great


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Dec 24 2002 5:47PM
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gravteck
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Actually, whenever I drive south through kentucky, there is also this state park called Bone Lick State Park.
Dec 24 2002 5:50PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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i really wonder who named those towns. something must have been going through there heads at the time..... haha


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Dec 24 2002 5:52PM
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LifeJacket
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Climax, Co sounds dope


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Dec 24 2002 6:13PM
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newschooler14
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There is a state park near me called Bong Recration area and when we went there we got a sweet picture holding my friends big ass bong. Only shortly after we had to hide it in the woods cuase a crazy ranger came around. I would like to live in horneytown.

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Dec 24 2002 7:10PM
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Muteman
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THere is also a mianus, texas that was in Jackass
Dec 24 2002 7:40PM
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Maximumsushi
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Dildo, Newfoundland
Balls Creek, Nova Scotia
Conception Bay, Newfoundland
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powder99
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damn it you beat me to Dildo Newfoundland
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Dec 24 2002 8:17PM
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Ds91260
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dildo, newfoundland hahahahhaha what are the townsfolk called?
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Dec 24 2002 9:07PM
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Line1260
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i used to live about 10 minutes from climax, MI. there is also a shagnasty, MI


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Dec 24 2002 10:11PM
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Mayze29
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where did you guys find these names?



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Dec 24 2002 11:03PM
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lineskier10
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haha those are great, there mustve been some site that has all these
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Dec 24 2002 11:25PM
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Caden
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stop pickin on the newfies!!!


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Dec 24 2002 11:46PM
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Ghost
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Rough and Ready? That's great.

I think there's a town called Dildo in Germany or Austria, also.

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Dec 24 2002 11:59PM
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gravteck
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There is also an intercourse, PA, it's an Amish town hahaa... here's a funny thing, you can shop at this Amish restaurant and gift shop... online!! hahahah http://www.800padutch.com/z/amishbarn.htm
Dec 25 2002 12:26AM
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gravteck
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or check out the picture here

http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/interco.htm
Dec 25 2002 12:31AM
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lineskier10
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hahah yeah ive heard of Intercourse, PA before, i was thinkin of one i heard of that wasnt up there and that was it, my friend goes to PA a lot and he always goes by there
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Dec 25 2002 1:05AM
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kevywevy
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there is chuckanut, wa. i always drive pass it when im going to mt baker



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Dec 25 2002 3:19AM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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There is also cunt washington, or is that kent...? same thing. Just playing.



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Dec 25 2002 3:27AM
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kevywevy
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kent=white trash



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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Dec 25 2002 3:34AM
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KootenayGuy
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hahaha those are great keep posting! what are the residents or these towns called?!

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Dec 25 2002 3:45AM
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$1080PLP$
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wow i don't know of any in idaho....
Atthol, idaho
its like when you tryed to say apple with your tounge out as a kid thats about as close as it gets

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Dec 25 2002 2:56PM
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gravteck
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There was a family of kids at my highschool w/ the last name Boner... and of course they tried to pull it off as Bonner, but I don't think we ever once called them by that.

We also had a kid at my highschool w/ the name Richard Hair. No lie, first day of junior year in homeroom, the intercom announces... could Dick Hair please come to the office. No lie...
Dec 25 2002 4:11PM
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tori
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Gang Bang Creek, NSW, Australia



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Dec 25 2002 5:14PM
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*Neil
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awww man Gay Head, Massachusetts? i can picture it now... ewwww


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Dec 25 2002 9:31PM
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skier_boy26
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great, now my life is temporarely ruined beacuase i pictured it because you said that you can picture it now
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Dec 25 2002 9:34PM
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skier_boy26
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fuck... now i cant get the highly disturbing images out of my head
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Dec 25 2002 9:36PM
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threejay
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our congressmans name is Dick Sweat. hahahaha.



well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground
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Dec 25 2002 10:07PM
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missy
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i live in clitoria and drive a vulva

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Dec 25 2002 10:32PM
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StarsSkiBlade182
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We have a Virginsville, PA!
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Dec 25 2002 10:41PM
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nipe
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yeah theres an intercourse PA..my friends have a magnet on their fridge that says 'We love intercourse'
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Dec 25 2002 11:09PM
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TAK
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Blowmedown, Newfoundland, or something like that.

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Dec 26 2002 2:33AM
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vegabond
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hahahahahaha.. man, Humptulips washington.. thats amazing..

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Dec 26 2002 7:22PM
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mauii
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theres a town called 'old cummer, ontario' near me

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Dec 26 2002 7:32PM
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jismontheslopes
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oh man thats so funny
Dec 27 2002 2:39AM
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c_gp
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Some good ones here everyone:

http://on-one.co.uk/news/16mar_freeship.shtml
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Dec 27 2002 5:57AM
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SkierX
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Classic... I've hear of the Dildo one, heh. Theres a whole webpage about it.
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Dec 27 2002 2:15PM
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b_sulcer
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where i ski is 9 miles from French Lick, Indiana. Also the hometown of Larry Bird.
Dec 28 2002 2:17AM
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Ghost
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this needs to be brought back

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Feb 10 2003 7:17PM
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AJ_concepts
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Kind of off the subject, but in Virginia there is a place called Hungry Mother S.P., and in california there isa town called weed.
haha
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Feb 10 2003 8:08PM
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AJ_concepts
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Kind of off the subject, but in Virginia there is a place called Hungry Mother S.P., and in california there isa town called weed.
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Feb 10 2003 8:25PM
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$1080PLP$
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wow this is still around?

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Feb 10 2003 8:25PM
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BeckaSki
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There's a town called Truth or Concequences in New Mexico. And Climax, CO isn't really much of a town, there's just a big mine there.
Feb 10 2003 8:32PM
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What_A_Wookie
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highmount? stoned fucking?
Feb 10 2003 8:36PM
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aoe
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yeah we have a good few in NF:
dildo
dildo run
blow me down
conception bay
probably some more but im too lazy to check
Feb 10 2003 9:39PM
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gravitybytes
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No there was a Mianus in CT in Jackass. It's like an hour away from me
Feb 10 2003 9:50PM
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linejibber550
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hahahahahahah lol theres a state called virginia lol hahahahah no lie its actualy a state called VIRGINia





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Feb 10 2003 11:22PM
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killswitch
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i remember in grade 4 when i was positive that the capital of saskatchewan was vagina, not regina. i just thought it was a coincidence. anyways, when the teacher asked what it's capital was, i said vagina thinking that's what it was.
Feb 11 2003 1:13AM
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petek
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buckfut nebraska
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Feb 11 2003 4:04PM
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Phrosty
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oh yeah 2nd page.


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Feb 11 2003 7:35PM
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