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President
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ok here's a real nasty story..
some girl at my school had belly cramp so she descided to go to the doctor and the doctor found little white worms into her uterus. The doctor explained to her that the only way that she could catch these worms would be to fuck an animal or a dead body...
and......her boyfriend was workin in a mortuary....so this fuckin fucker fucked a fuckin dead girl then fucked his fuckin girlfriend ....
the girl had an operation and they had to remove her uterus.
End of the story..and it's true..i swear
Nov 28 2005 8:24PM
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MitchPee
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what the hell...this has been told like 18 times 18 different ways
Nov 28 2005 8:25PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
ok and sorry for my english i suck at it..i hope you understood what i wrote cause it was long to find all these words...
Nov 28 2005 8:25PM
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MitchPee
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yes but this is just an urban legend
Nov 28 2005 8:26PM
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President
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i swear it happened at my school!
Nov 28 2005 8:26PM
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ATLskier
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yeah it's true and it's actually happened to soemone you know since it's been posted about 15,000 times on here. Good job.
Nov 28 2005 8:26PM
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jib-unit00
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great story hansel
Nov 28 2005 8:27PM
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President
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ok sorry then.. im only member since september.....u can delete it now
Nov 28 2005 8:27PM
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Lauren9
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hmmm....I have heard a lot of stories that are closely related to this one, a girl who gave a guy head and got parasites burrowing in her face cause he fucked a dead person who had lice that only live on corpses??
Nov 28 2005 8:27PM
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.John.
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yeah, i'm pretty sure that's happened to 20 other people on this site
Nov 28 2005 8:28PM
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fugative1800
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HOW DO YOU BLIND FOLD AN ASIAN
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with dental floss
Nov 28 2005 8:28PM
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fugative1800
Posts: 163 - Karma: 9
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR TV IS FLOATING AROUND AT NIGHT????






drop it nigga
Nov 28 2005 8:29PM
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fugative1800
Posts: 163 - Karma: 9
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE GO TO BLACK MANS GARAGE SALE????





to get their stuff back
Nov 28 2005 8:29PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
anyway..i know that its true..
Nov 28 2005 8:29PM
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fugative1800
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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
Nov 28 2005 8:31PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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WHY IS FUGATIVE1800 ACTING LIKE A GAY NOOB?









becasue he is!!!
Nov 28 2005 8:31PM
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Nivrittam
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that is impossible becuase it would be illegal
Nov 28 2005 8:31PM
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President
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is the answer is : shut the fuck up?
Nov 28 2005 8:32PM
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fugative1800
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Nov 28 2005 8:33PM
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fugative1800
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What do nukka kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Nov 28 2005 8:35PM
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fugative1800
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How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
Nov 28 2005 8:38PM
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Lax_Bro40
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what do u get for xmas?

a dick in the mouth
Nov 28 2005 8:38PM
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MitchPee
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you're racist jokes suck...they aren't even good ones
Nov 28 2005 8:39PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
how do u ban aliases

get the mods to look at his gay posts
Nov 28 2005 8:40PM
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FUUUCK
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why did you post that
Nov 28 2005 8:49PM
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CBROOKS
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^ chemical weapons and sporks
Nov 28 2005 8:50PM
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fugative1800
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hahahah you guys are such fags. those jokes are so funny. and dont try making up your own jokes because your trying to be funny but your gay. where your sense of humor. fuckers
Nov 28 2005 8:54PM
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C.Stone
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i heard about a girl that put tuna on her pussy and had her cat lick it off for pleasure, and she got mold inside her vagina, and maggots started to hatch.
Nov 28 2005 9:10PM
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fugative1800
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Why was the wheelbarrow invented? * To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
Nov 28 2005 9:15PM
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fugative1800
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How do you kill a nigger? * Throw 25 cents under a moving bus.
Nov 28 2005 9:18PM
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fugative1800
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What is long and hard on a nigger? * First Grade
Nov 28 2005 9:18PM
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lorida
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....what a dyke
Nov 28 2005 9:19PM
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fugative1800
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What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68? * The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
Nov 28 2005 9:19PM
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fugative1800
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What's dumber than three wiggers trying to build a house underwater? * Three niggers trying to burn it down.
Nov 28 2005 9:21PM
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