Replying to Classy newschoolers

if you're from a predominantly affluent community-or if you arent, but find the subject matter to be something of importance- im trying to revive the famed "classy newschoolers" cult that atlantaski created. im a leader in it. so if you were in this cult, please return. i need to know the difference between the nautica, j crew, and banana republic version of the blue/green horizontally striped ties. i think ill throw out some invites too to anyone who wants in. sports, music, style...fresh living is what its all about.