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The 3 worst jobs

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chapz
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In your opinion, what are the worst 3 jobs in the world.
Nov 28 2005 6:24PM
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Anathema
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it would drive me inSANE. and also working with bratty little kids day after day. yeusche.
Nov 29 2005 3:45PM
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jibs
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When a valve broke at the sewage treatment plant in winnipeg, a scuba diver got paid an undisclosed sum of money to dive into the raw sewage to fix the valve.

'i took the longest shower of my life when i got home, went downstairs for dinner, and my wife sent me back up for an even longer one.'

worst job ever.

Runner-ups:

Cow slaughtering. All-day long you put this machine to the back of it's head and pull the trigger..a spike goes through it's head and kills it instantly. You hook it's legs with the crane, and away it goes to the next guy who slits it's throat to make sure it's dead. Cows can smell the death and are usually paniking by the time they get to you.

Next Runner-up:

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1946
Nov 29 2005 3:59PM
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buffalo
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ummmm.... off the top of my head

sewer inspector
mortition (probably they like their work though)
fast food worker

maybe you could through lumberjack into the mix but that's probably not that bad
Nov 29 2005 4:48PM
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soulskier
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1."chicken sexer"
2."road plower"
3.desk job
Nov 29 2005 4:51PM
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Norred
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fluffer
Nov 29 2005 6:53PM
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chapz
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i dunno bout you guys but on How it's made, (tv show) it shows some people woriking and all they do is like put two things together all day. that must be so fucking boring and suicidal
Nov 29 2005 7:22PM
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gab_mori7
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fruit picker.
People paid 25 canadian $ for a big pack of strawberry and I was paied 2,50$ to pick it
Nov 29 2005 8:16PM
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chapz
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^ hahahah, that sucks
Nov 29 2005 8:22PM
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00000000
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Nov 29 2005 8:26PM
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Alpine3
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yea my brother did the same thing.. shit plays real good.. $9.50 an hour
Nov 29 2005 8:26PM
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Logo
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Be the president... for sure
Nov 30 2005 6:03PM
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StealthSteez
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I don't feel sorry for the people that have these jobs. I feel sorry for the people that applied for them and got rejected. "Sorry, your not good enough to clean up shit for a living."
Nov 30 2005 6:39PM
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logange
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1) Fish section workers at tops
-YOU NEVER GET THE SMELL OF FISH OUT.
2) Umpire or Referee
-Who knew kids and parents bitched so much?
3)Vice President
-The guy who does all the work for the president
:)
Nov 30 2005 9:43PM
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cgregg
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that guy on Max X because he is a retard and a low pay prostitute because you would have to have sex with extremely obeis peple or amputees............or both and a bartender at a gay bar
Nov 30 2005 9:58PM
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*BeckyK*
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Why would being a professional skier suck?
Nov 30 2005 10:54PM
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Wafflez
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a penol implant surgeon
gay hooker

and the worst of all
80+ year old women gynochologist
Nov 30 2005 10:57PM
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andrewg
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im a dishwasher, and its hella tight
Nov 30 2005 11:00PM
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skifree919
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Ive been a rec soccer ref for 4th-8th graders for the past 3 falls, and some of the parents are so fucking retarded. I never make the right call according to them, because they obviously know everthing there is to know about soccer since they've probably played in the EPL or MLS or something. Parents are morons. Coaches are bitches too. They never listen and bitch about it when their kids get knocked over even when its obviously not a foul.
Dec 1 2005 5:58PM
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dandoy
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I was kidding, those were my two dream jobs.
Dec 1 2005 6:01PM
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BioGeorge
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umm... i dont want to say a guy who cleans sewers because it has been said 10000 times... but a sewer cleaner
Dec 1 2005 6:04PM
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beer.
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You guys have no idea...how about being a mexican day laborer? Working backbreaking shifts 70 hours a week and getting paid under minimum wage, sleeping in a bunkbed in a room with 6 other guys. Or if we're considering jobs outside the US, a 12 year old mining diamonds in south africa?
Dec 1 2005 6:07PM
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cgregg
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a penicoligist
Dec 29 2005 9:50PM
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wskibum176
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host of dirty jobs w/ mike rowe, principle, and cleaning lady
Dec 29 2005 9:58PM
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Leckett
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word to everything
Dec 29 2005 10:03PM
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Elife
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James lipton:"What's the job you would least like to have?"

Drew barrymorw:"burning monkeys"

It may not be a real job but you have to admit she's right...that would fucking suck nuts
Dec 29 2005 10:56PM
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skibabe2569
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a crab fisherman, a ceptic system specialist and a prostitute
Dec 29 2005 11:12PM
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sacchettiadam
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workin at a funeral home
Dec 29 2005 11:32PM
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marik
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so true, ur life is indanger eversecond for that week or watevr that u work, but if u live and the pay is good, i guess its worth it, if u dont value ur life to much
Dec 30 2005 12:27AM
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Von
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ohh god that lady was so fucking crazy it was hi-larious
Dec 30 2005 1:56AM
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TAK
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That I've worked:
Dishpig
Dec 30 2005 3:37AM
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Edward.
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i heard that psychologists become crazy later on in their lives
Dec 30 2005 10:04AM
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MADmidwest
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start watching dirty jobs on discovery
Dec 30 2005 6:00PM
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chapz
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being a janitor in an arena must suck, all the garbage on the florr
Dec 30 2005 6:04PM
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Elijah.
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how is a professional skier a bad job?
Dec 30 2005 6:09PM
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jfuller
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Rebuilding Iraq.
Dec 30 2005 6:30PM
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steeplechamp
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just watch an episode of Dirty Jobs on discovery channel...it's pretty good.
Dec 30 2005 6:38PM
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candidefan04
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the worst would be a lobster fisherman because its statistically the most dangerous job but heres the worst job: http://media.putfile.com/Worst-Job-Ever
Dec 30 2005 6:40PM
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sniper_6
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working in a coal mine
airplane stewardess
and being a farmer (more work than anything and its so hard to make a profit. most farms dont survive)
Dec 30 2005 6:52PM
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Dr.Barq
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id say
-herse driver,
-food services job (resturant)
-the president

see retail isnt that bad cause at least at my job there are an ass load of milfs that come in and it makes it all worth it,
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an alaskan king crab fisherman would be a bad ass job cause instantly youd be known as a, dare i say it "bamf"
Dec 30 2005 6:55PM
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casualfiasco
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wait are you kidding about the male pornstar.. you get your dick sucked by hot ass chicks and make money for it
Dec 30 2005 7:04PM
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Dr.Barq
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that guy straight up jacked off a horse that is weird
Dec 30 2005 7:09PM
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Ghst
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That would fucken succccck
Dec 30 2005 7:12PM
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Timmy_G
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Mortician, or autopsy person

Septic tank sucker outter

Policeman
Dec 30 2005 8:33PM
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skoganskier101
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working on the deck of an aircraft carrier/anything to do with poop or public bathrooms/ worm farmer
Dec 30 2005 8:50PM
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TRIppEN
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gynacologist... deal with some nasty ass shit
Dec 30 2005 10:32PM
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Ruski
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are u serious? im being jipped (sp) i work as a lifeguard and get 6 an hour
Dec 30 2005 11:00PM
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freezed
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gypped. like gypsy.
Dec 31 2005 1:01AM
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