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BEST ANTI EMO SONG EVER!

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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,726
adam and Andrew came up with this song
http://homepage.mac.com/them/emosong1.mp3

here are the lyrics:

"Dear diary,
Mood: apathetic
My life is a spiral downward, and i couldn't get enough money to go to the blood red romance and suffocate me dry concert. It sucks cuz they play some of my favorite songs like "stab my heart because i love you" and "rip apart my soul" and of course "stab you, rip stab stab". And it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band can do some days"
I’m an emo kid, non conforming as can be
You’d be non conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make up on my face
I’m almost emo enough to shave my legs
Cuz i feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
Cuz our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
Cuz emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat, i must be emo
I don't jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way i dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but i like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara and now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get throw a hawthorn heights album with out sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat, i must be emo
I don't jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
Dying my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
"My life is just a black abyss you know? It’s so dark and it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans, which i look great on me by the way."
When i get depressed, i cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a Livejournal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad cheap imitation of Goth
You can read me "catcher in the rye" and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If i said i like girls I’d only be half right
I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw x-box, i play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo
"My parents just don't get me you know? They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy... well a couple guys. But i mean, it's the 2000's now. Can’t 2 or 4 dudes make out with out being gay? I mean chicks dig that sort of thing any ways. I don't know diary, some times i think you’re the only one that gets me, you’re my best friend. I feel like tacos"

I love this song!

Nov 28 2005 10:55AM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
thats old
Nov 28 2005 12:11PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
hahahahhaahahahahahhhaha
Nov 28 2005 12:17PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
emo kids arn't sad they're cool. They think that the way you act is gay too.
Nov 28 2005 12:43PM
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mnjib
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats great i have emo friends i just give them shit.
Nov 28 2005 1:00PM
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twatsickle.
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
as an emo kid thats the funnyest thing ever i had it saved n shit its so funny.
Nov 28 2005 1:25PM
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dom_uk
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 12
emos are fags
Nov 28 2005 1:56PM
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JIB_NISSE
Posts: 833 - Karma: 28
hilarious song
Nov 28 2005 3:48PM
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jimmychung
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haha i heard that song about a month ago, and i still listen to it, so funny.
Nov 28 2005 5:14PM
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justanotherskier
Posts: 593 - Karma: 11
pretty old but still funny

"girls keep breaking up with me, its never any fun, they say they already have a pussy, they dont need another one"
hahaha best line
Nov 28 2005 5:36PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
lame
Nov 29 2005 2:21PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
stop saying emo you idiots
Nov 29 2005 8:47PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
that actaully wasn't very good at all.
Nov 29 2005 10:14PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
thank u that was fuckin lame....
Nov 30 2005 2:35AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
hahahah that was great hahahaha
Nov 30 2005 3:35AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
Yes, very amusing.
Nov 30 2005 7:12PM
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k_Boss957
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 15
extremely amusing
Nov 30 2005 7:57PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
if u liked that that then DL fuck emo by cheap sex
Nov 30 2005 9:19PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
haha thats good
Nov 30 2005 11:16PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
haha i heard that earlier today...i laughed
Nov 30 2005 11:54PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
whose adam and andrew?
Dec 1 2005 12:31AM
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jarossamdb7
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here is a better one by Cheap Sex

'Dear diary, my life is a complete fiasco.
The dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit
into my little sister's jeans anymore. My dad grounded
me cause he caught me in my mom's makeup again. He's
such a nazi. I wish i could just run away to somewhere
where people could understand me. I make out with one
guy at a show and I'm gay? Hello, it's the new millenium.
Ever heard of experimentation? I tried to cut my wrist
yesterday but some of the blood got on my pants, and I totally
freaked. Needless to say, they're ruined.'

For the past few years we've seen you around
pretentious art fags taking over my town
You're too mature to have any fun
Your trend in a year will be over and done
Your hair isn't a bowl or any shape
You're acting like you're gay just to get laid
and a white belt holds up your pants
you're too mature to fucking dance

FUCK EMO!
we aren't dead
and in a year there will be none left.

'mmm, emo. you bet your sweet ass it's emo. ooh, doesn't it
just make you wanna cry?'

[repeat verse and chorus]

'anyway, my life is just a black abyss. I'm up to 98
pounds now and i don't know what to do. I don't know,
maybe i'll join the navy.
Dec 1 2005 2:51PM
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awsomecoolguy
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already posted ^
Dec 1 2005 9:23PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
that song was funy the first 300 times I heard it. now, not so much
Dec 1 2005 10:20PM
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jksl
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i feel like tacos
Dec 1 2005 11:04PM
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Jack.
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
haha
Dec 2 2005 10:31PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
I bet some cloned out stupid fucking bros, with no style whatsoever, wrote that. Keep wearing your sweet Quicksilver and shit..I mean, its not like there are 230947039740374 other guys that look exactly like you.


and the fact that some kids actually took the time to write that is sort of sad.

not to mention how overly dramatic they interpret the "Average Emo Kid".





It was funny though, I'll give them that. But it spoke of the super stereotypical "emo kid" that usualy doesn't even exist.
Dec 3 2005 1:36AM
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JamesB
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haha that was funny as shit just because i think emo is ghey...
Dec 3 2005 8:42PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,726
Yeah, I hear that one already, its good. I have another one in french, its basicaly 2 guy that were high rapping about how emos a gay.
Dec 4 2005 11:30PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
only good emo band is alexisonfire
Dec 5 2005 4:09AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
double farts
Dec 5 2005 4:23AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
I dont know how much time I've spent wondering over what the hell is wrong with some of you.
Dec 5 2005 10:20AM
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PEJibber31
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11
lol yeah id much much rather pretend im a black man from new york when im actually a SKIER... Dont forget what color you are. Emo kids are gay, but atleast they know what color they are
Dec 5 2005 1:34PM
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skitheslopes
Posts: 864 - Karma: 9
its because inside they are hoping that you are gay.
Dec 6 2005 12:16AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
I like emo, alot of their guitarists and drummers are really good/
Dec 6 2005 1:44PM
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easson19
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
ha! i saw this emo kid that was a crazy good bmxer.
Dec 6 2005 5:39PM
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