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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
ok ill start... i was walking out of my door to go to my first class of the day...had my new beanie on pretty stoked and she goes nice hat fag... i turned to her and say "shut up bitch ill rape you"...she looked at me and walked off.. i thought it was a good one.. alittle over the top but a good one
Nov 28 2005 5:16AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i think joe carter's come from behind homerun to win the world series for the blue jays in '93 takes the cake. i mean, they're down 6-5, and he hits a 3 run jack with 2 outs!!
Dec 12 2005 11:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
(p.s, i was at that game). it was freaking AWESOME!!!!!
Dec 12 2005 11:54PM
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dwall
Posts: 149 - Karma: 12
at least i have one
Dec 12 2005 11:55PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
if its a chick just say shut up your fat
Dec 12 2005 11:57PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
damn straight.lol
Dec 13 2005 12:00AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
"you look like 100 paco's"
Dec 13 2005 10:02PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
ur mom goes to college
Jan 16 2006 2:16PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
your mom
Jan 16 2006 2:17PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
or say takes one to know one when someone calles you a faggit
Jan 16 2006 2:18PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
your mom *and sister both go to college
Jan 16 2006 2:18PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
why are all of these directed at girls. what about other ones directed at guys
Jan 16 2006 2:40PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
ok ill start... i was walking out of my door to go to my first class of the day...had my new beanie on pretty stoked and she goes nice hat fag... i turned to her and say "shut up bitch ill rape you"...she looked at me and walked off.. i thought it was a good one.. alittle over the top but a good one




hahaha that was hilarious
Jan 16 2006 2:57PM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
at work this past summer this electrician was being a dick, so i called him an asshole.

his response: "It's assholes like me that keep you butt-fuckers in business."

he was a douchebag, but a pretty good comeback....
Jan 16 2006 3:32PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
get your dick out of a vacuum cleaner and get a life
thats a pretty good one for guys
Jan 16 2006 3:35PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
in a sports game or sumthing: ive seen more intensity watching paint dry
Jan 16 2006 3:46PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
recent there had been this girl annoying me and i just tell her "im going to eat your babies"
Jan 16 2006 3:51PM
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