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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
ok ill start... i was walking out of my door to go to my first class of the day...had my new beanie on pretty stoked and she goes nice hat fag... i turned to her and say "shut up bitch ill rape you"...she looked at me and walked off.. i thought it was a good one.. alittle over the top but a good one
Nov 28 2005 5:16AM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
u could problly get into some real trouble for tha... funny as hell tho
Nov 28 2005 5:30AM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
if i wanted to use my comeback id scrape it off your moms teeth
Nov 28 2005 6:34AM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
^yep
Nov 28 2005 7:47AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
ahaha i thought that was funny
Nov 28 2005 11:49AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
worst comebackever. all you need to say is shut up ho
Nov 28 2005 12:03PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
just say bitch make me a sandwich
Nov 28 2005 12:34PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
fuck that was mine
Nov 28 2005 4:28PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
or 'bitch y arent u in the kitchen'
Nov 28 2005 4:29PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,709
"get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie"
Nov 28 2005 4:36PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
a simple back had will set that bitch straight
Nov 28 2005 4:40PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
ya that would probably work
Nov 28 2005 4:43PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
"ill rape you " is pretty good......
Nov 28 2005 4:48PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
saying you were gonna rape her probably freaked her out a bit you should of said something like "those jeans make your ass look huge" or "you still have some cum in your hair" another good one I used ounce was "oh your that girl everyone is talking about"
Nov 28 2005 6:04PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
I know you are but what am I?
Nov 28 2005 6:05PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
or pull out a 5 and say i owe u this from last night or if u really hate her a quarter
Nov 28 2005 6:07PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
^haha yes! one of the guards i work w. lifeguarding used to tell me to go make a sandwhich whenev. i asked a q. and one day i actually made a sandwhich and threw it at him when he said it :)
Nov 28 2005 6:08PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
is (insert you name) gonna have to choke a bitch?
Nov 28 2005 6:09PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
you should have just punched her in the eye.
Nov 28 2005 6:09PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
shutup cum-dumpster
Nov 28 2005 6:11PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
i usually go with "shut up bitch, ill smack you"
Nov 28 2005 6:11PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
.... shameful. just shameful. and not to mention So 1999.

say something that hurts if shes trying to hurt. like "bleed much this month?" or " at least MY mom isnt embarassed to be seen with me"
Nov 28 2005 6:14PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
liverpool vs ac in the last Champions LEauge final.
Nov 28 2005 6:15PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
or is it that time of month?
Nov 28 2005 6:16PM
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bueyan
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 34
when somebody gets mad at you, be like, 'i know this isn't the best time to tell you, but remember a few weeks back when your mom went out for a bit, and didn't come home that night?? Ya. She was at my house. We had sex. Shes pregnent, sorry dood'
Nov 28 2005 6:22PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha i used that so much in the IN HONOR OF BLOODNINJA CULT
Nov 28 2005 6:26PM
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crunkkrew*tck
Posts: 199 - Karma: 9
"shut up bitch ill rape you"

so very unclever. are you in middle school
Nov 28 2005 6:27PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
i have a good one....just be like "wanna make out?" its a good one cause they nevr expect it
Nov 28 2005 6:41PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
ur gay hahah jk
Nov 28 2005 6:45PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
directed at a girl of course...unless you swing that way
Nov 28 2005 6:47PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
if you call her fat, itll teach her a serious lesson. but raping her is a good lesson teacher too
Nov 28 2005 6:49PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
tell him/her that their mom goes to college
Nov 29 2005 8:44AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
in the words of Dane Cook, "...GAYLORD"
Nov 29 2005 10:35AM
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Wafflez
Posts: 388 - Karma: 10
your gay!
Nov 29 2005 1:09PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
hahha YES!!! Dane Cook is one of the funniest men alive
Nov 29 2005 1:18PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
priceless
Nov 29 2005 1:31PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
just throw a book at her then look around, then run
Nov 29 2005 1:44PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
say...
I see you still have your kneepads on from last night.
Dec 12 2005 9:56PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
simply say yeah well i'm not an ugle dirty chicken fucker so i am in fact a higher form of life. now bitch make me a sandwitch
Dec 12 2005 10:04PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
or...
http://www.wilk4.com/humor/humorm73.htm


all comebacks
Dec 12 2005 10:36PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
heh. there was this girl on my bus. stupidest bitch i have ever met. she was hot so i forgaver her. but anyway. i would always come up with these burns on her.
(she had a massive forhead) "hey, i feel like watching a movie. hold still, ill get the projector.
(one day she had a pimple on her face, and people are making stupid jokes)so i turn around and yell "which ones your nose!!!!, gah, dont worry about it, you can barely see it compared to your forhead."

and this other kid, i call him bitchface goes to me. and says "hey man, nice ipod, whats that cost you, 5 bucks*snickers*"
"buddy, its an ipod, not that whore you call a mother"
Dec 12 2005 10:42PM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
^thats always a good way to get to kno the hot girl
Dec 12 2005 11:00PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
Tell her that "you are as cool as aids"
Dec 12 2005 11:02PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
that ones pretty harsh
Dec 12 2005 11:13PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
if its a yo mama joke. say this. and act all mad serious. "my moms dead, thats why my dad and I share yours". and then just smile. and say "WHAT?!"
Dec 12 2005 11:19PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
ummm, did you just burp, something smells like penis
Dec 12 2005 11:43PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
ewwwwwww
Dec 12 2005 11:45PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
'your fat' those two wors will do it
Dec 12 2005 11:49PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
wayne brady
ha, good old chapelle show.
Dec 12 2005 11:50PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
that's awsome
Dec 12 2005 11:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
well...
Dec 12 2005 11:52PM
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