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Fun ways to tell a hot girl you like her

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pdub247
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
Help me out guys. I know this babe and I want to know the best way to tell her I think she hot so that I win her heart. Any Ideas Welcome.




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Nov 27 2005 6:11PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
date one of her friends and then she will get to know u throu her friend and how cool u are and then dump her friend and ask her out later
Nov 27 2005 9:59PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
This is what you do, write "Will you go out with me" with small letters on your dick, and as she sucks it, your erection will blow up the letters big and have the messege on penis, and she'll read it.

Its crafy, and unpredictable, errististable to women.
Nov 27 2005 10:10PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
EVERYONE STOP TALKING TO THIS KID. he's the biggest tool ever. walsh i'm slapping you so hard tomorrow.
Nov 27 2005 10:21PM
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marik
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
only advice worth trying i think
Nov 27 2005 10:33PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
15 friends on an ounce????? And you were freaking? What was it like your first time smoking? I know 3 kids that have demolished an ounce in a night.
Nov 27 2005 10:39PM
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4Frizzle
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
Maybe i can help you cutie.
What is this girl's name?
Nov 27 2005 10:46PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Tell her that you'll eat her box for free.
Nov 27 2005 11:47PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
yes...



and you are back...wow.
Nov 27 2005 11:57PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
While doing the happy face pelvic thrust.
Nov 28 2005 12:10AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
hahahahahah now that would win her heart over
Nov 28 2005 12:41AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
hahahahahah now that would win her heart over
Nov 28 2005 12:41AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Hey kelly. Long time no see. Would that work on you? For future reference.
Nov 28 2005 12:48AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
ouch ouch ouch....back to that eh? haha
Nov 28 2005 12:50AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
make her a treasure map that leads to a romantic get together at your schools vending machine.
Nov 28 2005 12:50AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Hahaha. I'm not being a jerk, I just want to know in case I feel like a quickie.
Nov 28 2005 12:56AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
nah, im chill off yours.
Nov 28 2005 1:03AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Ah well, your loss.
Nov 28 2005 1:04AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
hahaha werent those the good old days when kelly and jd may fought on a minute to minute basis...
Nov 28 2005 1:07AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Dude... You know you have problems when you have nostalgic moments about a website. Seriously, I'm scared now.
Nov 28 2005 1:08AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
hahaha. that was the last time i was on consistently.

i didnt come to this site in such a long time. i actually kinda forgot about it.
Nov 28 2005 1:09AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
haha, im sure that would work
Nov 28 2005 1:42AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
"i had a dream about you last night, and when i woke up, i was stuck to the covers"
Nov 28 2005 1:44AM
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pdub247
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
Hey guys this has been just great but now lets hear your favorite way to get a girl.
Nov 28 2005 5:04PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
go to the daycare at 4pm
Nov 28 2005 5:06PM
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i_ski_switch
Posts: 589 - Karma: 58
Thats how i got my bf! try it it works
Nov 28 2005 5:17PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
i tought he was lookin for a girl..
Nov 28 2005 5:22PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
haha i wish you guys could see the kid who made this thread. you'd be shitting your pants with laughter.
Nov 28 2005 5:38PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
why? ^^
Nov 28 2005 5:40PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
^ ya y whats wrong with him?
Nov 28 2005 5:49PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,881
^ya he said i know this "babe" and that made me laugh
heres what i would do write a song about her, take her to the nearest beach or lake and play it under the stars
Nov 28 2005 6:18PM
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redpointist
Posts: 982 - Karma: 11
tell her you think about her when you touch yourself at night
Nov 28 2005 6:19PM
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PhillyBluntz
Posts: 547 - Karma: 16
HELL YEAH DUDE... THANKS FOR FINISHING THAT FOR ME... HERE'S ANOTHER CLASSIC THAT IS JUST AMAZING FOR PICKIN UP OF CHICKS... LITTLE DIFFERENT GENRE THO

i love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus
Nov 28 2005 6:22PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
dude ur gay
Nov 28 2005 6:35PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
man hes fuckin right..here in Qc..if you're a skier, you're a

[]D [] []v[] []D
Nov 28 2005 6:50PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
I think I know the type of girl you're talking about. This is what you need to do, and trust me I know my stuff.

1) Have a woman cut your hair and go and pick up some paul mitchell. Then go hit the tanning bed.
2) Go hit the mall, and don't come back until you've bought 3 polo shirts that are a little small... a white, striped, and a pink one.
3) Get a razor blade and cut holes in all of your jeans.
4) Buy an ironing board, iron, box of condoms and 5 cans of spray starch at walmart.
5) Heat up that iron, lay a polo out on the ironing board with the front down and collar up, then put that iron in the right hand and a can of spray starch in the left. Get to work.
6) Repeat step 5, 2 more times. And shave your balls.
7) Put your pair of ripped up jeans on, then your white polo... then your striped one... then the pink one on top of that.
8) Call her up and tell her you're taking her to dinner at the local Italian Bistro. Then put 3 condoms in your glove box, and then go pick her up.
9) When you go to her door to pick her up, shrug your shoulders a bit, and those 3 collars should go up one right after the other, pop, pop, pop.
10) While at dinner tell her that you saw an ad for hollister models while you were at the mall shopping and you think that she should check into it...


The rest of the night is history.
Nov 28 2005 7:09PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
dude..the thread isn't : "Fun ways to tell a hot BOY you like him"
Nov 28 2005 7:23PM
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scratch_this_
Posts: 120 - Karma: 16
^ haahaahahahha. but he does have an interesting aprroach. "see the woman, be the woman"
Nov 28 2005 7:40PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
girls aren't lookin for gay lookin boys in my town
Nov 28 2005 7:42PM
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scratch_this_
Posts: 120 - Karma: 16
how do we know hese tryin to get a girl???
Nov 28 2005 7:43PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
uh?
Nov 28 2005 7:44PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
i don't know, im not a hot chick
Nov 28 2005 7:45PM
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l337
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 14
Fat girls need love too.

But they gotta pay
Nov 28 2005 7:50PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
then..please them
Nov 28 2005 7:52PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
haha I think scratch_this_ was the only one that picked up on the joke. Yes, I was shuggesting that the "hot girl" in this thread was a guy.
Nov 28 2005 7:56PM
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pdub247
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
I think I am going to try this one: I'll help her wax her skis and some other stuff.
Nov 28 2005 9:12PM
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C.Stone
Posts: 4677 - Karma: 12
im no fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock.
Nov 28 2005 9:13PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
go up to her and start singing the "you don't always have to fuck her hard" song by tenacious D.
Nov 28 2005 9:18PM
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cLyOnS_45
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 10
spank her on the ass and let her know your in charge here.
Nov 28 2005 9:19PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
or you could just walk up to kelly's house, and tell her you love you because i know its her walsh.
Nov 28 2005 9:26PM
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pdub247
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
Goog call ASAC. You are one of the wise on ns. Hey watch it because I owe you slap.
Nov 28 2005 9:45PM
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