ahh alta

Like Holy Hallie Sellise holdin sweet baby jeebus in his arms son I could barely understand your post and that says a lot.

Arent you a little young to be consuming whole spliffs before you post?

Alta isnt gonna put in a stunt ditch or trauma park.

You know B right On patrol runs about 3 times the 50s that sillytude does.

Pretty much I and like  9 out of 10 people who ski there want the fine patrol opening ballroom the devils castle, east castle Bwwwahhhh, and the goods that make Alta the holy land not scraping you steezetards up from knuckling your jumps and the other endless other ways yous jack your selves up

PC for you eheath and all the cool kids are hot lappin there

Im just gonna leave this here

and mail in a donation to the DARE program

I dont think you are allowed to say the r word anymore Im gonna PM JD and ask it upsets the special needs kids like possibly the op

Stonetared or something more creative would have made a stronger post

Its like whack a mole I know when the Karmaz drops Im doin it well

So much for the 42000 in 420

Best is they cant formulate any thing better than GTFO or some other lame 3 word  reply

 a monkey on mushrooms could randomly type better responses

And I see you are leading by example with your grammatically correct sentences or fragments. 

Skiing is skiing, there isn't a right or a wrong way to do it.  That younger generation may look at Alta a little differently than you but that doesn't mean the only reason you sould be there is for farming pow turns. Personally I love seeing all those groms hitting pow jumps instead of just hot lapping PC parks, but thats just me.

Farming pow turns? well obviously you dont ski Alta on pow days or your on the albion gnar gnar side, more like raping, plundering, pain training mayhem off the high t pow turns. I guess farmer dave will head out rocky way and wiggle with the rest of the leather & 3 pin crusty t tippers, but for the most part I dont see a lot of farming and it only takes one out of shape Texas Touron to get tired and traverse through any attempt to farm

Hmm should i go start lovin up the quiver or take some time for spellin and grammer today

WWASBD?

Are you sure thier not just miffed with less snow, lesser quality terrain and the having to negoitiate the oneplanking non waxing sitting in the middle of the run goofs on the endless cat tracks and 3 lifts to get back to the goods

 People are gonna pay more for that than a season pass at the bird ?

 Wow Im flabergasted

 Kids send Bobby Boner some emails hell of a lot better chance for a park at the bird IMO

and do not take drugs it could lead to not giving a shit about spellin or all those real important things

in life .

and for the umpteth time I <3 them dubsatch groms

Im sorry bro I just gotta quote that fuckin hilreous

Did you win spelling bee comps in high school?  What in the world would lead you to believe I was posting here to lead by example?

Kids fuck gettin learned to spelll. learn how to lick the clit So if and when you meet that super cool chick you stand a chance. Join the service travel to far away lands and perhaps get to kill people.

Hows that for leading by example?

 You a Vet by chance?

9th The Canyons = $1149-$1449  Industry pass = $649
D.V. = $1725-$2025
Snowbird = $999-$1149

Prices are early bird vs. regular

2fuckin K for Dear Valet ?

Fuck if those bush tax cuts expire bognar sales are gonna plummit

Someone please post Altas if its up

More to ski the cranyons than Snowbird? I thinks the lcc leming lines gonna be longer