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'Help I'm Being Raped' whistle
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hah i've heard that there are actually 'help i'm being raped' whistles. has anyone heard about this? is it true? i find it extremely amusing haha
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They exist I believe.. don't really understand the logic or how easy it would be to blow one.. but they do exist..
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HELP, im being raped, i need you to help and come stick it in my butt too
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i have the sessions jacket with the wistle on it. its deafining loud
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Big 6'5 250 pound man: Ohh shit she got a whistle
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i want one of those and just blow it all the time
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some guy was raping girls walking home from school last year. so every girl in my school got one.
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At teh freshers fair in our uni they gave away rape alarms, you pull the keyring out and they're really loud.
I suppose they'd get some attention pretty quick.
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the ones on jackets are for if you get lost or stuck in a tree well.
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my frind has one...shes such a bitch
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ive heard alot of diffrent rape whistles
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my brother's college gave them out to all the girls....... we were in the dorm one night chillin, and all the sudden we hear this whistle coming from outside. at first we were like, meh whatever and continued the game we were playing. so a minute or two goes by, and the whistle is still going...and going ..and going. then we hear a girl scream, followed by a boy yelling help help!!! we scooted over to the window (tiny dorm room), and see a group of like 5 people rolling on the ground on top of eachother (whistle still going, people still screaming), fucking sketchy! this girl we were with was like 'holy shit, you guys know what that is? it's a fucking rape whistle. it looks like someone's being raped down there!' as she was saying that, a public safety van came screaching to a stop right next to the kids on the ground (kind of looked like they were fighting...hard to tell, we were 11 stories up), pulled someone in to the van, then went away again. then the whistling stoped, and some fat kid got up off the ground with another kid, and they went running down the street blowing the rape whistle yelling 'help! help!'
so yea, sketchy shit!!!!! sorry that got kind of long, and I suck at telling stories!
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they give um out in prison
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wow. sounds like a nifty little device
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Sounds like the new car alarm. When someone blows it everyone that hears it are just going to go, "Stop blowing that fucking whistle!"
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it's illegal to blow it if you're not being raped.
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now ugly people will never get any
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in the words of tyler secrest "the cops dont like me, ive been raped one too many times...shhhhhhhh!"
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when girls are being raped why dont they just be like "hey let me suck it first" then once it goes in the mouth bite the thing off....
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I use a fox whistle when I lifeguard, it's louder than a rape whistle. Kids hate me.
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ya that would be consent and then the women would get charged with like assualt
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nah...just testify that the dude shoved his pork sword in her mouth...shit would hold up no problem...
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if i was being raped, i'd pretend to really get into it until they let their guard down and they're like what the fuck, then i'd sock em in the face, push em off me, stomp on their dick, rob them and take off. fuck rape whistles
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finally a girl with some sense!
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All the girls here at CU get them and we get arrested (or are threatened to be anyway) if we blow them on or near campus.
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fuck you ur the post whore
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so i guess referee's and umpires are doing illegal activities everyday on TV
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hahahaha the end is funny as fuck. weird story. they were prolly fuckin around blowin the whistle to make people think there was a rape.... they were probably drunk
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people will ignore them just like they ignore car alarms...
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yeah, like anyone would want to 'r' you...
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some girl from my high school was really up there in the Pageant circles and apparently that made her important. her mom got ger a rape whistle, pepper spray and a backpack that you pull a tab and an alarm goes off as well as a mini strobe light thing (to blind someone i guess). she also had to call her mom every half hour to let her know where she was. how sketch is that. the girl wasnt even that cute!
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^ Cute or not, all girls look the same with burlap sacks over their faces.
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any american footballers or soldiers will have their attention gotten. or some grammar like that.
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^haha anyways how can they arrest you for blowing a rape wistle, even when your not bein raped, is there anyway to clarify if its a rape wistle? or can just not blow a wistle any more unless ure bein raped?
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