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Bonsai Trees (tiny trees)
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does anyone here grow bonsai trees? i just started 3. and i bought a 9 yr old japanese bamboo. its like mini bamboo its soo tight
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they look ill but i'm not about to take care of a little tree
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yea i do, more like fat ganja bushes though
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u just call it trees cuz thats what u hear in rap songs
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i guess your thumbs are green
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haha awww my friend has a cute little bonsai tree. Whenever i think of them i think of the karate kid
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i like rap songs.
+ you can say "i ski and smoke trees"
and there are some fat bushes that could quallify as small trees.
and " i got the chronic by the tree" is just baddass
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i got a few. my biggest is about 8yrs old so its fairly big takes alot of time to build them and shape them. i put like a hour a week into all of mine mostley on the young ones molding them with wire getting the right shapes. once you get the shape it only takes like 10mins a week trimming them to look good. my big ones a Juniper and i have a elm and 2 pines, the pines are 8 mths so it still needs constant moulding and shaping the elm is a little older so its now at the pruning stage as the trunks are the right shape.
bonsais are awesome, they look sick and dont take heaps of time and are relaxing 2 work on. i do it 2 chill after work or when im bored. highly recomend bonsai to anyone.
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well anyways i grow marijuana and bonsai trees
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i have a bonsia tree. ive had it for about 8 months
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yea i just grow bonsai cuz i like watching stuff grow, its fucked up. u put a seed in a pot of dirt, and either a lil tree or dank weed comes out. its MAGIC
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my grandpa has a japanese tree and some guy was guna buy it for 30,000 dollars and he was like na im giving it to my grandson
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my dad used to be into them when we had this sweet bonsai shop near us. i think he went through like 3 trees. they are hard as hell to take care of. i think ill probably get one myself soon since i like the concept of a tiny tree.
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there so sic they sell them at wal-mart in nelson they are soo tiny and crazy cool!
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we once bought one too gran'pa and he let it die in one month. I still think they loo sick.
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I had like a pine tree one, not like a true bonzai, but it stayed tiny, it was sweet
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bonzai trees are coool but i don't have any
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I love them. I am into the whole japaniese theme. Its great to come home and relax with a green room with plants and the little sand garden I have. Its so god damn relaxing
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Zen gardens are the little sand ones, those are off the hook
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cut em up and make a pair of skis out of them
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no i dont really but i wish i did. id call him bob
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i just got one of those tiny ass ones for your desk. i'm germinating the seeds right now ;)
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i just started three of them in my horticulture class for school
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I totally want to learn how to make a hybrid - ganja bonzai..
so I could hide it from the popo...
and still get buds. that would be the sex.
K. obviously I know nothing about horticulture... I highly doubt you could hybrid those things.
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im taking horticulture so id like to learn how to bonsai an acer palmatum(bet yall dont know what that is unless you search it)
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for something to look after
id buy one of those, or a cactus or a hedgehog
im aiming for the hedgehog though
id name him JUMANGI!!
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hope u got his number. shiiiit
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