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Wierdest Thing Anyones Ever Asked You
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whats the wierdest thing anyones ever asked you?
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Once an old guy asked me when i thaught i was going to die.Then i said i don't know and he just walked away.
i was pretty creeped out
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one time peter olenick asked me to try on a crochet'd man thong, for size.
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you guys need to have the whole hippy peace talk
but im too lazy
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once this guy turned to me who I don't even know and was like: If cocaine is such a bad drug how come there are so many good songs about it? and then turned away
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one time a juggler dude that me and my friends were talking to asked us for weed but we didnt have any at the time so he invited us to a hippy juggler thing... hahaha he was a pretty cool juggler
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so i was playing football today and my mom caught a fuckin bullet pass one handed
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...im going to need a bigger bag
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"have you ever done cock pushups" it was on my answering machine once
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this kid asked me if i had ever had the urge to pour acid on my dick
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"hey maaaaaann wanna buy some H?"
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i always figured you were a girl
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have you guys seen a nigger around here, hes got my passport
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i always figured suck my penis that i do infact have
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why would you think i'm a girl? and if i was i would deffiently have my name all pinked out
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"do you shave your balls?"
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some guy called me from arizona and asked me where his crack was
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chill out man.. im just messing around damn
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some large black man named sugar called me during school and asked me if i wanted to smoke crack w/ him after work.
true story
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ewww large blacks and crack
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can i feel your hair? (coming from a guy that i didn't know)
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wow did i sound pissed sorry i need to learn how to control my e-tone
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"have you ever felt pain little boy?"
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My friend (who coincedently is a girl) asked me once, "What do guys do if they have a boner and they have to get up and walk?"
She also asked, "How long is yours?"
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I was asked if I knew my phone number to my dorm also spelt "butt" on the phone
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hey wanna go to the latvian center?
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The one about cock pushups is prob from ebaums or something.
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some lady came into the store where i work a couple weeks ago. (i work at sportchek, so we sell SPORTING GOODS... obviously)
she asks
"hey, do you guy's have any megaphones?"
i bursted out laughing right there.
i also had a guy come in one day asking for left-handed baseball bats. what the shit?
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"can me and my boyfriend make out in your bedroom if i promiss there won't be and bodily fluids?" me: "are you fucking serious? no"
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"can i put it in your ass if i suck your dick afterwards?"
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me standing next to mexican people with my friends. Friend 1 asks for Friend 2s cell phone. Friend 2 asks why. Friend 1 says because i have to call the nsa about some damn fencehoppers
i was scared i was gonna be shot
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i was once asked to shave another man..i did and i will never forget the harmonious moan that arose from his vocal cords as i shaved the cheekbone hair.. ah yes good times.
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my friend asks me weird shit all the time. Once, from 40 feet away...
"I cleaned my ears this morning, can you tell?" Dead serious. That's just weird
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in 6th or 7th grade (cant remember) when all the girls had boobs and i didnt 'do you wear a bra?'
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a co-worker had found a 3 month perscription on the floor at work for me... and he says "are you on medication?" out of the blue. it was funny.
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my mom asked me if my friends and i do cocaine at parties.
i dont even go to parties...weird.
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this kid Chris on the UM track team (who i hardly know at all) asked my friend Britney, as we were on our way to pick him up from being drunk infront of a bank during CatGriz in Bozeman, what the odd's were that he could cuddle with me. "Can I sleep with you and Veronica? What are the odds she and I will cuddle? Would you say 90%? Can Veronica Asmus and I spoon?"
Previous to this, he called us at 2am asking us to pick him up. We said no and he said he was homeless and going to sleep infront of a bank. We said we would come get him. He said dont bother, he found some stuff "...and I'm about to burrow!"
Then we accidentally ran over his foot with the car.
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"Do you guys want to hear me freestyle for money?" -homeless guy
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I was once asked what color uniform a cattle guard wears.
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once some guy asked me if i had a lighter, weird
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One time i was standing in the lift line and some lady mid 40s asks me If I noticed i had turned up tails on the backs of my skis. I told wow thanks , I never noticed them.
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"are you my dealer"- some lady.
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i forget what we were talking about but this one kid in my physics seriously asked
"Does that mean you cant see the sun from earth"
then there was the look on his face when he realized what he said
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my dad got me snowblades, what should i do with them?
me remembering something on this site.
wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots
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