Member of the Month

hi_vis360
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Worst pick up lines.....

profile picture
PunkRawkRhino
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
Actully, i don't know any body that acctully uses pick up lines, but they're still funny...

1. I'm hungry, can I eat you?
2. I jerk-off to your picture every fucking night, baby!

________________________________________

'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,
With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,
Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,
when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night''
-Catch 22-
______________________________________
Merry fucking x-mas, to you and yours, BIATCH!
Dec 21 2002 7:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
say,umm since its thanksgiving,can i stuff your turkey?
Dec 21 2002 8:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Hobojibber
Posts: 646 - Karma: 10
1. Hi, my name is______
2. Wow! Those are really small.
3. You look like a slut, wanna fuck?
++++++++++++++++++++
Keep it live 24/7 365
*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse
WHOOOO!!! BUMS GONE WILD 2002!! WOOOOO!
Dec 21 2002 8:56PM
0 0
profile picture
PowAirRider
Posts: 651 - Karma: 6
lets pretend we're squirrels so i can bust a nut in your hole

Dec 21 2002 11:02PM
0 0
profile picture
elansucksass
Posts: 204 - Karma: 10
Hey you must play Dungeons and Dragons, cause you put a spell on me.

Or straight from the Family guy....
'If i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
Dec 22 2002 3:42AM
0 0
profile picture
JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
You're not afraid of flyswatters huh? 'uh..no' because you're supafly...

Can I call you 'shroom? why? because you're a fun guy
~juliet~
Dec 22 2002 4:08AM
0 0
profile picture
schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
wanna fuck?




_______________________________

Towelie is my Hero
Dec 22 2002 5:53AM
0 0
profile picture
KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
do u work at subway? cuz u just gave me a footlong

i want every bone in your body including mine!

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
Dec 22 2002 6:04AM
0 0
profile picture
andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Hey baby, if you were a server, I'd ping the firewall outta ya.


-Andy

/.

PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 22 2002 1:04PM
0 0
profile picture
BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
guy says wanna go get some pizza and fuck?
girl says NO!
guy says What you dont like Pizza?

do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in them.

Guy checks girls shirt tag. and says just what i though made in heaven.

Got an Extra towel? cause i would ove to lay down next to you.

haha, theres more but ill leave them to everyone else.




.:: P A T ::.
{2002-2003 MCM}
New Jersey ~ Only The Strong Survive.

Phattim: I think youll find that its Australia where they fuck sheep. STOP FUCKING CALLING ME AUSTRALIAN!!!
Dec 22 2002 1:08PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Hahaha, I like Andy's... I only wish I knew what it meant.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 22 2002 1:14PM
0 0
profile picture
CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
if your right leg is thanksgiving, and your left leg is christmas, can we spend some time between the holidays?

this thing isnt gonna suck itself
''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
Dec 22 2002 1:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Hey girl, your just like shit, hot, steamy, and ready to roll in!
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Dec 22 2002 4:27PM
0 0
profile picture
nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I want to tap that ass.

How's it goin'? Are ya' Flowin'

Wanna play war? You can be the cannon, and I'll bang you all night.





There are 2 things in life you should never have to pay for:
1. Sex
2. Water
Dec 22 2002 9:05PM
0 0
profile picture
five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'hey skis huh' 'yup'
'they yours' 'uhuh'
'both of them?' 'uhh yeah'
'cool'

theres this kid forest that i go to school with and hes got a thing with writing notes to really hot girls and they happen to be my friends so i play along give the notes to them and whatnot, one day he felt like trying a pick up line and he used the one about the mirror in your pants....and beleive me this kid is ugly..like a dog's ass in winter..and hes got kool-aid lip..where he licks and wets his skin on top of his top lip untill theyre red like he drank kool aid


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

Dec 23 2002 12:09AM
0 0
profile picture
dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

That outfit is becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming too
------------------------------------------------
-Dave O'Neill
Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
Dec 23 2002 12:16AM
0 0
profile picture
five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
oh god i cant beleive i forgot your 2nd one..that ones my all time favorite
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

Dec 23 2002 12:18AM
0 0
profile picture
MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
here's a good one for when you're skiing:
hey baby i lost my friends, can i ski with you?
but i like this variation better:
hey baby i lost my friends, wanna fuck?


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Dec 23 2002 12:24AM
0 0
profile picture
Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
what happened to the dogs ass kid, i must know
---------------------
Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Dec 23 2002 12:32AM
0 0
profile picture
Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
yes

was there some sort of suicide involved? what happened to him? social mockery?
________________
and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Dec 23 2002 1:12AM
0 0
profile picture
RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844

Typeset sales are like girls.
They just keep coming.

www.vizspring.com

Go here to understand....

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think
I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is
not what I meant.'
---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
Dec 23 2002 2:51AM
0 0
profile picture
PunkRawkRhino
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
You have very nice.....shoes on.....wanna fuck???

I btcha i taste better than the sucker your suckin on!

I can't sleep in my bed anymore....can i sleep in you??

I can't live with myself...can i lve with you??

'I have an 11 inch penis......around!!!' - Stiffler

________________________________________

'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,
With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,
Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,
when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night''
-Catch 22-
______________________________________
Merry fucking x-mas, to you and yours, BIATCH!
Dec 23 2002 3:24AM
0 0
profile picture
LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
Hey, it's not going to sucks it's self, you know...

say that to a chick while staring at your crotch- C


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 23 2002 9:49AM
0 0
profile picture
teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
__________

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
Dec 23 2002 2:24PM
0 0
profile picture
youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
hey, wanna fuck?



------------------------------------

Save the Trees, and Smoke them.
-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

Dec 23 2002 7:17PM
0 0
profile picture
KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
how about we play pearl harbour and u blow shit outta me


----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
Dec 23 2002 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Mayze29
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
i lost my number, can i have yours?




-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want to do is fall asleep-
Dec 23 2002 10:00PM
0 0
profile picture
newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
I laugh at the sorry dumbass that used any of these lines. Hahahahahahaha

______________________________________
Can I please skip school for the X games?
Dec 23 2002 10:04PM
0 0
profile picture
MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i used a few just as a joke


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Dec 23 2002 10:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
my friend pulled this once, i dont know where it came from or what, but i for one, love it:


roses are red
violets are blue
i like spagetti
lets go fuck
_________________________________________________________
Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.

mCm 2002-2003. Mt creek will see the future.
Dec 23 2002 10:47PM
0 0
profile picture
KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
did it work?

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
Dec 23 2002 11:23PM
0 0
profile picture
dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
can i have your pic, cause i need to show santa what i want for christmas
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Dec 23 2002 11:33PM
0 0
profile picture
*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
I lost my pole basket,so can i put your basket on my pole?


---------------------------
THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

Dec 23 2002 11:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
my love for you is like diaharia, i just cant hold it in.




Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Dec 23 2002 11:36PM
0 0
profile picture
five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
is your name newanda? no
wanna go have sex?


one day when i was home sick i spent like 2 hours reading pickup lines on the internet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

Dec 24 2002 12:19AM
0 0
profile picture
skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
I like dez'z thats a good one!!! heheheheh
----------
guy: can i borrow a quarter?
girl: for what??
guy: my mom told me to call when I met the girl of my dreams.
----------
guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when u fell from heaven?
----------
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
----------
****************************************
My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
Dec 24 2002 12:58AM
0 0
profile picture
aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
excuse me i lost my puppy. can you help me find him? i think he went into that cheep motel over there.


best ever... you smell wet...lets party.
Dec 24 2002 2:48PM
0 0
profile picture
C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
what jewelery store did u buy those eyes from?
Dec 24 2002 3:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
hey baby, your not the prettiest thing around, but beauty is only a light switch away!
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Dec 24 2002 3:17PM
0 0
profile picture
Taxes_are_stealing
Posts: 91 - Karma: 14
Can I offer you sex, in exchange for sex



'Ordinary People Do Fucked Up things when Fucked Up things Become Ordinary'
Dec 24 2002 3:18PM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
wow that one is retarded taxes
--------------------------------------
Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
Dec 24 2002 3:26PM
0 0
profile picture
Taxes_are_stealing
Posts: 91 - Karma: 14
I would have to agree.

You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Dec 24 2002 3:52PM
0 0
profile picture
grehtnorth
Posts: 218 - Karma: 25
this one worked for me: 'happy marry DW day!'
the great white north? where is that exactly? -seth

just take a right at the 4-ways, then over the yellow line. If the man with the red hat says anything to you, just tell him that dw sent you. The secret password is 'coo-loo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coooo'.-dw

Dec 24 2002 4:38PM
0 0
profile picture
girl_jibBer
Posts: 761 - Karma: 14
i just shit my pants....can i get into yours?
The troll stole my Santa!
Dec 24 2002 5:55PM
0 0
profile picture
*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
here is one for when u guyz coem to quebec...
-t'aime tu travailler dans le bois? ca te tente tu de me faire une pipe?


---------------------------
THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

Dec 24 2002 9:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Can I borrow ten cents? I need to phone your home and tell them you won't be coming home tonight.

alternatively

can I jizz on your baps



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Dec 24 2002 10:12PM
0 0
profile picture
*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
10cent phoen calls? u lucky bitch, it cust me 35 amarican up her in vermont


---------------------------
THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

Dec 24 2002 11:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
'take a look at my dismembered member' -(a piece of my heart goes drip drip)


subtle part of the ott crew
Dec 24 2002 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
the flour in your cake is sweeter than all the sugar in the world.
-moe, 2002, just befroe getting turned own.

Moe.
-
Pimps don't pay taxes.
Dec 24 2002 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sarah?










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 25 2002 3:52PM
0 0
profile picture
weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
if i can rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i right next to eachother.

did u eat campells soup? cause u look mm mm good. i know... theyre stupid


Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Dec 25 2002 4:57PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)